Eat some more meat and have some more grape soda, you burping fat fuck. You smell like your made of fuckin' ba-loney! I bet you're 99% beef byproducts aren't you, Oscar Myer?

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This is what I wanted to say to the burping fat fuck leaning on me today on the subway.

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh, you wish you were an Oscar Myer weiner? Well, I got news for you, buddy. You are! Mission accomplished!

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

dude, why did you have to drag grape soda into this?

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

It was causing him to burp!

It seems I've misspelled a few things... sorry, I do not eat Oscar Mayer wieners. ;)

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

You're such an elitist with your sunny d. quit trashing the purple stuff.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

yay passive-aggressiveness! boo growing a pair! yay internet! boo social interaction!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Anything that makes a man made of balogna belch is bad in this situation, whether it's grape soda or mineral water!

If I could have legally put a bag over his head and suffocated him, I would have done it until he almost died, then roll him to the door and kick him out, shouting, "You stinky son of a bitch! Come back in 10 years after every cell in your body has been replaced with human flesh and bone, you disgusting spiced meat of a man!"

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

i told a guy to "move it" today. and he did! action...reaction.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

How would you go about telling someone they smell like balogna and it's disgusting so please stop breathing so heavy and stop drinking that grape soda that makes them belch? Because I'm pretty sure that's rude and hurtful.

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I love that Chapelle stand up bit about grape juice:

"Offer a black person grape juice and they'll be like JUICE? Gimme some grape DRINK, nigga!"

xpost jess stop acting tough man, maybe he just likes to move it move it, he likes to move it move it

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I walked through a group of five people, making contact with four, at B&H today when they wouldn't move nicely...

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

you should see how worked up i get while driving. it's kind of frightening.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Bah! Are you tough guys actually proud of yourselves? That's annoying behavior. You're lucky you didn't get slugged.

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

if someone could leap from their car into my car at 75mph on i-95, i'd let them slug me on principle

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Oh you were in your car when you said, "Move it?" My that is tough! ;)

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

they were desis, they believe in peace or some ghandi shit.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Weird Fat Kid Smells part i: Bologna

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

You're lucky you didn't get slugged.

you're lucky no one's devised a way to slug someone through the internet...yet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

that makes you twice lucky.

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

bologna and grape soda are totally GOOD

although that guy has balls for eating that shit in public

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pataphysics-lab.com/dotdotdot/2005/04/11/grapico-is-not-air-do-not-breathe-it/

i still maintain, grapico is not air.
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

i was terribly proud about a month ago when in a train station some dude was in my way and i was in a hurry so i just put my hand on his shoulder and opened him like a door.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

also carribean sun passion fruit punch drink is awesome.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

i was terribly proud about a month ago when in a train station some dude was in my way and i was in a hurry so i just put my hand on his shoulder and opened him like a door.

Push or pull? Was his back originally to you or was he originally facing you. It is most impressive if his back was to you and you yanked him backwards so that he can get a good look at you as you pass.

― Pass The Grey Poupon, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

he was facing me and just standing there in the tunnel like a fucking dope. so i put my right hand on his right shoulder (at my left side) and pulled him around, which i guess left him facing the wall.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

wtf is wrong with people like that who just stand and block things. I get so miffed with people who are on an escalator with a string of people behind them all coming up the escalator and once they step off the moving stairs, they just suddenly stop and stand stone still. I get that they are trying to decide where to go from there, but BAH! Move away from the escalator and allow others who actually *know* where they want to go walk past them instead of having us bump inton one another as in a cartoon all converging at the top of the moving stairs.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

We don't really get grape soda here :(

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

I don't like grape soda anymore! I AM DEAD INSIDE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

we don't really "get" grape soda here either, stevem.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Jorel otm.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

grape soda is almost as good as strawberry soda

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

black cherry soda pwns them both, although cream soda is also in the running here.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

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