if theres no wetspot after sex, what does this mean?

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i thought there should always be one?

― 16yearold, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00140/afp_r_kelly_140864a.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

WTF? It means you were rubbish in bed & she/he hates you!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

It means you are firing blanks.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

It means it's all gone in.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

seriously, someone tell me

― 16yearold, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

"Classic intercourse!"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

Maybe your partner has an exceptionally spongey vagina.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000640V4A.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

It means it's all gone in. How many more times...?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh, check your head.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

Well, are you for example wearing a condom?

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

Are you for example in the bath?

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Is the weather for example hot enough to evaporate things quickly?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

thorax sample?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Are you for example capable of asexual reproduction?

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Global Warming has taken hold.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Maybe you had a non-ejac orgasm. Cigars are on you!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

TS: no wetspot after sex vs wetspot without any sex

― , Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

It means you will become pregnant. Both of you.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

where you looking at the right places for it?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

It means you are complying with the new laws designed to outlaw videos featuring wetspots.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

You didn't even receive a trickle of a vagina from Katrina? Oh wait...

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Well, no waterfalls of pussy for you, anyway!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

pick her up and shake her til you got one, yo.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

i like connecting threads with songs playing on the radio.

"you gotta to taste it on you"

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

it means no fite about who sleeps where

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

it'll turn up where you least expect it, possibly when you have guests.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

Check yr i-pod headphones..

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

The corpse is empty...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

Stop fucking the vacuum cleaner.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Lock thread immediately, Dan pwns it again.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

It means you should do it again and again until you get one.

Or it means you repulse her, which results in her being as dry as a bacon roll.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

my bacon rolls are kinda greasy.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Have you considered seeing a doctor?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

dan on a roll!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

ugh not the bacon kind!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

I set 'em up...

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

..someone else makes them all soggy?

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

text book.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

it means your ass didn't sweat.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

This implies that you did not let the music take control or let the rhythm didn't move you.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

try a Kentucky Bowtie

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

is it finger licking good?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

not as finger lickin' good as...
http://www.english-shop.net/catalog/images/bigeatprawncocktail1.jpg

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.clewlows.co.uk/catalog/images/bacon%20sandwich.jpg

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

You would, wouldn't you.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

probably means there wasn't any rain.

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

You would, wouldn't you.

Even when they're covered in red sauce?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

that bacon looks mighty dry...

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

kiss it.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

Mud in teh vagina.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

is that to the tune of "smoke on the water" or "lipstick on your collar"? either way...

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I like to take a wetspot after sex, chew it up, and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact wet spots.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Man...who doesn't?

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

dunno. vegans?

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Vegans have sex?

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

sure, if they can muster up the energy.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

actually are vegans allowed to give blowjobs?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

As long as they don't swallow, obv.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Dead Eye Dick to thread!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

next time ask him to leave his wet spot on your tittays

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

It means that your semen has turned into sand. Bad luck, that.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 1 September 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

.. just like the Belinda Carlisle song?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

Why do people think the wetspot comes from semen??!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 September 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

because it often does?

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 1 September 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

I thought the proverbial wet spot was a result of the lady's juices, which are more flowing than the gent's. Besides, the male juice is usually contained one way or another.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 September 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)

Blowback, Tuomas, blowback.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Thursday, 1 September 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

that, and gravity

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 1 September 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

She's Just Not That Into You

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 1 September 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

So has anyone had a squirter?

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Thursday, 1 September 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

i bloody wish

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

tuomas: think bukkake

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

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