Code Red and Baja Blast are fairly refreshing. The rest of the list I'm not likely to ever seek out again. Mountain Dew has a weird enough cult following that they can perform these kind of social experiments and get away with it; I can't help thinking though that most folks aren't getting "bored" of the original flavor, however, so each time they come out with something new, they're just space-shifting sales from one section of the gas station cooler to another, and most of those sales are returned to classic Yellow by the end of the month.
All of them are sweeter than Lucozade itself. Mountain Dew is a bit like american-bottled Coca Cola - you could swear you can actually FEEL the corn syrup. The Pitch Black and LiveWire flavors are the worst offenders, for both excessive sweetness and poor balancing of acidity.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― svend (svend), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link
So far Baja Blast pwns all. Code Red is for sucks.
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Doesn't matter. He's temporarily fucked when they release the seventh one.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Interestingly, I've been told that Mountain Dew was the last of the big brand sodas to make the switch from sugar to HFCS (aka diabetes in a bottle). I did love it back in the day, but, yeah, it's kinda nauseating nowadays.
― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link
I came upon the original elephant urine version in my childhood, as it was widely available, thought at the time I seem to recall preferring Mello Yello. That is no longer the case.
When I was 22 and in the military, I was ordered to travel from Monterey, CA, to San Angelo, TX, and I did this over a weekend, with the help of a cohort in a separate vehicle and many bottles of Mountain Dew: Code Red. Many times that summer and in the following months I would hear another of my colleagues, an enlistee from Guam, quote a line from "A Few Good Men" in my presence, trying to be funny.
When I was 25 and still in the military, living in a basement apartment in Maryland, I purchased two bottles of Moutain Dew LiveWire and started this thread.
Last weekend, we went to Taco Bell to get lunch in the middle of a road trip to North Carolina, and I acquired a mssive plastic cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. It hit the spot.
When I was 25 or 26 I discovered the original Mountain Dew Pitch Black in the cafeteria beverage coolers of the J. Edgar Hoover building. Now, almost a year later, I have found the sequel in almost exactly the same place, about 5 rows down and to the left just a bit.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
Saga of sagas! Glad I asked.
― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link
Nonsense! Carry on, sir.
― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
(This is mostly true.)
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link
perhaps we should toast with it at the WEDDING
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link
(And yes, if Code Red was the color of Baja Blast I would have much less of a problem with it.)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link
And people here complain about me. Sheesh. But he's actually not too far from truth. I had some last week because some eejit put it in the vending machine slot at work where Wild Cherry Pepsi was supposed to be, and it was, well, icky indeed.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link
I just had Mountain Dew Ice, a clear variety of dew:
https://i.imgur.com/RT8biu5.jpg
It was good, it kinda tasted like sierra mist but better.
― Frobisher, Sunday, 21 January 2018 21:04 (six years ago) link
The "Holiday Blend" was good
― JRN, Sunday, 21 January 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link
A thread of renown:
I just walked in on my friends having a Mountain Dew tasting party and I thought they were joking but they've definitely tasted 15 kinds so far and they have 27 flavors altogether. one friend says: "this is worse than the worst SAW movie"— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 20, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link
#jelly
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 01:12 (six years ago) link
I need some friends like that
― JRN, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link
it's a fucking soda
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 04:30 (six years ago) link
pop
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 04:37 (six years ago) link
That's right friends I'm looking at pictures of store brand Mountain Dew again pic.twitter.com/KeBno0lCPD— weed opposer (@yerpalmildsauce) April 19, 2019
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 April 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link
Glad they added the extra 'e' to HEEE HAW to avoid litigation from the Roy Clark Estate.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 April 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link
KNow what goes good with some Mountain Shoutin'?
https://i.imgur.com/BrXZRuC.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 21 April 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link
Dyin’
― calstars, Sunday, 21 April 2019 07:59 (four years ago) link
incredible
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link
A thread of Eminem as bottles of Mountain Dew pic.twitter.com/B8CtTio5kM— ☥Seymour Guapo🌅 (@MacheteBlak) April 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
$SAM $PEP Boston Beer Partners w PepsiCo for U.S. Launch of New 'HARD MTN DEW' Alcoholic Offering. Adults of legal drinking age will experience the HARD MTN DEW bold flavors & distinctive branding, all w an Alcohol by Volume (ABV) of 5%, perfect for occasions to dial-up the fun pic.twitter.com/pIH1m5wfJv— Hammerstone Markets (@HammerstoneMar3) August 10, 2021
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:33 (two years ago) link
That's gotta go against the "no advertising to minors" rule.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
this is just four loko isn't it
― criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link
I think the word "icky" was pre-emptively coined for the flavor of Code Red, which could be charitably described as "the aftertaste in a downtrodden prostitute's mouth after eating an entire package of Luden's cough drops in a vain attempt to drown the taste of unwashed cock".― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9. September 2005 13:57 (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
christ
― groovemaaan, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link
'Zero sugar' doesn't sound fun to me... it'll probably have aspartame or something gross like that.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
Those look excellent
― calstars, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link
Yes buuuuuut have you had this Mountain Dew
https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2021%2F08%2F25%2Fflamin-hot-mtn-dew-2.jpg
https://avirtuouswoman.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Seven-Seals-of-Revelation.jpg
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link
I was tempted to wrack my brain in pursuit of the most disgusting mashup of various PepsiCo. products I could think of but I guarantee that PepsiCo. has already beat me to the punch somewhere along the line. I think maybe like a modified Arnold Palmer that's like half lemon Lipton and half ground up Funyuns is the only thing they have yet to try.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link
hmm, a hot cold drink...could be interesting
― calstars, Friday, 27 August 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link
I'd certainly take Flaming Hot Mountain Drew over Cool Ranch Mountain Dew.
― MarkoP, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
that little demon lighting the hills on fire is not gonna fly here in the west
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link
missed opportunity in thread title, should be MOUNTAINS DEW
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link
Throw some flamin' hot cheetos in there and call it a boba
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link
A road game my old band came up with driving back from shows was to try to top each other coming up with a more one up ridiculous combination of 3 things out of truck stop/convenience store. Usually a combination of food item, drink and then wild card.
Like I went into the Redimart and got me a Code Red Mt. Dew, a package of Ho Ho's and a bag of Spicy Corn Nuts.
One might reply with - I went into the Love's truck stop and got me a hot pickle in a bag, a pack of Cinnamon Dentyne and a King Cobra Malt Liquor.
Fun for the whole family or doom band roadtrip...
― earlnash, Friday, 27 August 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link
i've preemptively named every mountain dew-based cocktail. please note I've only made like 3 of these combinations pic.twitter.com/GbaGQ8novD— Jack Grimes (@Jackapedia_) September 19, 2022
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 04:18 (one year ago) link
Need tombot to have all the mountain dews cocktails and report back
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 04:22 (one year ago) link
“Deaths Dynamic Grog “DDS going mainstream huh
― calstars, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 05:15 (one year ago) link
I've never made a Mtn Dew based cocktail, but recently tried a Gatorade Gimlet and it was pretty darn good
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
not sure how it escaped comment, but the so-called Hard Mountain Dew not only has no sugar, it also has zero caffeinea couple of them accurately present a MD-like flavor, the rest totally miss
― mh, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiLfn2bWIAAwitX?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 December 2022 10:32 (one year ago) link
the cursed images thread is leaking (a brown viscous fruitcake-scented fluid)
― abyssalbussy (cat), Friday, 2 December 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqljLj1acAEAxBC.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 03:53 (one year ago) link
ooft
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 08:50 (one year ago) link
Hmmm, what is this. Summertime packaging, making the logo look like a beachball? Maybe it's iced tea-flavored Pepsi? Not my thing, but ...
Wait. Easter's coming up. Nooooooo, it can't --- nooooooo.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link
your post says oh no but your tummy says, actually it says oh no too
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link
i shant be trying that one but in my mind it is sickly sweet even moreso than pepsi already is
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
Peeps essence
― calstars, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link
I'd rather eat a Pepsi marshmallow than whatever that is.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link
https://i.redd.it/uo5zl5w69mc81.jpg
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:16 (one year ago) link
they needed to call this peepsi and i am furious that they did not
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link
i kinda want to try the fruit cake one
― The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:37 (one year ago) link
dew + rum + citron, top it off with a candied cherry, watch as your pancreas busts out of your gut and tumbles gibbering into the night 🍹
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:47 (one year ago) link
i like the cut of your jib
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 March 2023 06:58 (one year ago) link
-bering pancreas <3
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 07:06 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgVwgV4KQw
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:10 (nine months ago) link
That guy’s poor heart
― calstars, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:43 (nine months ago) link
heroic
i'd be more impressed if he'd smooth-poured the dews so they were still fizzy tho
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 00:52 (eight months ago) link