I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/3761ba5c03487d87be12020716695558/tumblr_nd5kjec0D31qe0lqqo1_1280.jpg

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Twisted stem glass makes this imo

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/091514/the-simple-pleasure.gif

https://vine.co/v/OaadIjtttB9

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck :

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flavor designator

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It tastes pretty good mixed with vodka.

http://i.imgur.com/3fWC7Zl.jpg

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No, I guess this is the wrong thread.

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omg

epic

Today I'm trying the MTN DEW KICKSTART in ENERGIZING ORANGE CITRUS flavor (all of the flavors are ENERGIZING I think so perhaps the flavor is just ORANGE CITRUS). If nothing bad happens maybe later this week I will go back for the MIDNIGHT GRAPE.

Alternatively I could act my age and go back to drinking espresso shots with hot water and half & half added. Maybe when it's no longer 96F outside at 10am.

I tried the ENERGIZING MANGO LIME KICKSTART and it tasted like Pinesol, but it didn't necrotize my liver or poison my intestinal flora or anything. I find that the acrid, synthetic taste of most energy drinks is a helpful deterrent — you're really only supposed to drink this stuff every once in a while when you're feeling like shit and you happen to pass a convenience store, and I can't imagine having one every morning before work (especially with the $1.29 price tag). I can't stand coffee and tea so I usually just pop a caffeine pill or drink some Diet Mtn Dew when I need a cheap caffeine boost.

I think it was a commercial for one of these things that I saw last night which made me and my gf totally crack up in a 'wtf are we even looking at right now' way. Which I guess is effective advertising but which isn't enough to make me buy a Dew product.

Oh, I see now it was a Super Bowl ad so the entire rest of the country has probably already seen it but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA

Mountain Dew for sophisticated grown-ups!!!

http://i.imgur.com/NRTtF5Y.jpg

the black label stuff is a decent pseudo craft soda even though it's a bit disingenuous of them to market it as 'dark berry' when the only berries it contains are grapes. it tastes lie Mountain Dew mixed with grape juice and trace amounts of orange juice

the green label stuff tastes like green apple Jolly Ranchers. I hated it but ymmv

ah i saw the white one at a store in chicago the other day, was wondering what the deal was

the white label one is unsweetened evaporated milk

great now they are making craft dew

artisanal Mountain Dew

what a world

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQNt1HZUQAAzh1J.jpg:small

^good stuff

I just had Mountain Dew Ice, a clear variety of dew:

https://i.imgur.com/RT8biu5.jpg

It was good, it kinda tasted like sierra mist but better.

The "Holiday Blend" was good

A thread of renown:

I just walked in on my friends having a Mountain Dew tasting party and I thought they were joking but they've definitely tasted 15 kinds so far and they have 27 flavors altogether. one friend says: "this is worse than the worst SAW movie"

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 20, 2018

#jelly

I need some friends like that

it's a fucking soda

pop

That's right friends I'm looking at pictures of store brand Mountain Dew again pic.twitter.com/KeBno0lCPD

— weed opposer (@yerpalmildsauce) April 19, 2019

Glad they added the extra 'e' to HEEE HAW to avoid litigation from the Roy Clark Estate.

KNow what goes good with some Mountain Shoutin'?

https://i.imgur.com/BrXZRuC.jpg

Dyin’

incredible

A thread of Eminem as bottles of Mountain Dew pic.twitter.com/B8CtTio5kM

— ☥Seymour Guapo🌅 (@MacheteBlak) April 17, 2019

$SAM $PEP Boston Beer Partners w PepsiCo for U.S. Launch of New 'HARD MTN DEW' Alcoholic Offering. Adults of legal drinking age will experience the HARD MTN DEW bold flavors & distinctive branding, all w an Alcohol by Volume (ABV) of 5%, perfect for occasions to dial-up the fun pic.twitter.com/pIH1m5wfJv

— Hammerstone Markets (@HammerstoneMar3) August 10, 2021

That's gotta go against the "no advertising to minors" rule.

this is just four loko isn't it

I think the word "icky" was pre-emptively coined for the flavor of Code Red, which could be charitably described as "the aftertaste in a downtrodden prostitute's mouth after eating an entire package of Luden's cough drops in a vain attempt to drown the taste of unwashed cock".
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9. September 2005 13:57 (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

christ

'Zero sugar' doesn't sound fun to me... it'll probably have aspartame or something gross like that.

Those look excellent

Yes buuuuuut have you had this Mountain Dew

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https://avirtuouswoman.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Seven-Seals-of-Revelation.jpg

I was tempted to wrack my brain in pursuit of the most disgusting mashup of various PepsiCo. products I could think of but I guarantee that PepsiCo. has already beat me to the punch somewhere along the line. I think maybe like a modified Arnold Palmer that's like half lemon Lipton and half ground up Funyuns is the only thing they have yet to try.

hmm, a hot cold drink...could be interesting

I'd certainly take Flaming Hot Mountain Drew over Cool Ranch Mountain Dew.

that little demon lighting the hills on fire is not gonna fly here in the west

missed opportunity in thread title, should be MOUNTAINS DEW

Throw some flamin' hot cheetos in there and call it a boba

A road game my old band came up with driving back from shows was to try to top each other coming up with a more one up ridiculous combination of 3 things out of truck stop/convenience store. Usually a combination of food item, drink and then wild card.

Like I went into the Redimart and got me a Code Red Mt. Dew, a package of Ho Ho's and a bag of Spicy Corn Nuts.

One might reply with - I went into the Love's truck stop and got me a hot pickle in a bag, a pack of Cinnamon Dentyne and a King Cobra Malt Liquor.

Fun for the whole family or doom band roadtrip...