sometimes hurricanes come out of cuba and kill everybody, but sometimes a smile is just a teddy bear away. that's why all-state was there, for you: the consumer that makes america a country people call home. why do we do the work we do? because of the children, the trailers and the children who will one day have children in trailers. when you were left for dead, mcdonald's was distributing $8 billion worth of water very very far far away from you. sure, that's why you say thanks! and we say hey, that's just our style, people helping people helping people helping people who care about people who help people to help people. now take your fucking check to walmart and buy some shit.
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 22 September 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)