Your heart rate right now; how many beats per minute?

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71. Carotid pulse reading.

― Owen, Thursday, 22 September 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

60.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 September 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

I am camped 20,000 feet above sea level in the Andes. My heart rate is a palindromic 111, and I am reading it through my Alpaca gloves.

― Hull, Thursday, 22 September 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

69. pervy heart.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

70 - half an hour after coffee consumption.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

And I thought mine was low.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

84 resting. I'm unfit, and I smoke, and am full ov caffiene.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

120 four-to-the-floor action

― N_RQ, Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

It is, i'm a freak.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

It used to be a lot higher, then I started swimming and I don't smoke or drink that muchor drink any coffee and very little tea.

It's probably on it's way up though as my swimming is curtailed by my dodgy left arm atm.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

― the happy smile patrol (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm slightly overweight but don't smoke or drink, and I play football a couple of times a week.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

The fittest Tour De France cyclists have RHBs in the 30's

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

i can't get a pulse.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

You're either dead or a tree.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

I R TEH WINNAR (of a heart attack ow ow)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 September 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 September 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

110 - resting. i have a heart condition but they won't tell me what it is.

― jeffrey (johnson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

80. Just had lunch and a cigarette though.

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Probably 5677543435457 because I can't seem to get the iSIGHT cam working for my parents. GRRR.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

72, during morning coffee.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

83, wish it were lower.

― stevo (stevo), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

65 now

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

I've had mine down at 35 in the past, just lying on the sofa watching TV. Partly genetic, but I was dead fit too then. Hate to think what it is now with all these phones ringing...

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

dunno, is there some kind of online test i can take to find out?

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

110 - resting

Ouch OK I R not the winnar anymore. Jeffrey that really doesn't sound good! :(

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

i'm at 1337. beat that.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

I don't take my pulse anymore. It's always in the 90s. But my doctor took an EKG the other day and told me I have a perfect heart. There's a lot of variation. Y'all go back to your coffee and video games and don't worry.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

I can never find my pulse. I'm guessing it's a bit accelerated right now though because I just ate a Mars Bar (and have had three biscuits and two cups of coffee today already) and my eyes are just about jumping out of my head.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Coffee and candy are a perfectly acceptable alternative to aerobic workouts.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Still can't find my pulse, but have just noticed that my fingernails have gone sort of purple.

Poor circulation, me? Nah.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

still 65

there should be strong one in your neck

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

I arrr the winner. I am waiting 3 months for a cardiologist appointment but i guess the fact they're letting me wait so long means it isn't too bad.

― jeffrey (johnson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

57 now.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

jesus!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

66! Not dead yet then.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

^ ooooh wow big shot! I bet you married Reese Witherspoon too, huh? HUH?

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 22 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

haha, blue whales have something like a 8bpm hearbeat.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 September 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

80. (this is the same as it was when i was overweight and did not run frequently...whatever, still high.)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

are you people all crazy athletes? what do you DO to have such low pulse rates?

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, seriously, I don't think I've ever clocked my heartrate at anything under 65 or so.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

mine used to be 37 but thats when i was an athletic teen

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Ha, well, what do you know - mine is precisley the same as the amount of new answers on this page currently.

― Kingsley Anne, Friday, 23 September 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm not an athlete, but I usually walk to most places, including a 3 mile distance to work about 3 or 4 times a week, and also go clubbing about 3 or 4 time a month where I will dance to music of 125-140 bpm for 3 or 4 hours.

It is currently still 63 bpm, I am 30.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

Do you want more numbers?

I weigh 10 stone 7 pounds (What's that? 147 pounds?) and my height is 5 foot and 10 inches.

I have a small trophy beer belly, my waist is somewhere around 32 inches.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

60 ... the back of my blood donor card shows it doesn't waver much

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

(54) mine has always been a bit low, but this is the lowest I've ever clocked it. I've been in better shape recently though, thanks to eating less junk and playing basketball maybe 3 times a week. im 5'10" and 155lbs. 32ish waist.

It's a bit scary to have a pulse of 80+? jesus!

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 23 September 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Not scary at all. Normal heart rate's between 60-90.

I have something called sinus arrhythmia, a condition in which the heart rate varies with breathing. It is benign, quite common (probably a sprinkling of posters here have it), and it does mean I can slow my pulse down, unless I've been exercising vigorously, by breathing in deeply and holding my breath for some moments.

― Dr. Dipso, Friday, 23 September 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Sixty Secondly,

― Cruciverbalist, Friday, 23 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

64 thirdly, and moreover, 58.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

79 minutes per 1 heart beat.

― Hol Addy, Friday, 23 September 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Mine's been at 115 for hours - should I call a doctor? Hope not - I'm uninsured! Ha!

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 27 November 2008 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

Posting from a treadmill?

― krakow, Thursday, 27 November 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)

eight years pass...

always between 80-100. I hate it

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

64BPM.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

44, about an hour after working out

― Brad C., Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

naw that ain't right, it's actually 66, whew

― Brad C., Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

54, about two hours after eating a 10" margherita pizza

― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

59ish

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

Time for more stardew valleying

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, November 26, 2017 2:56 PM (two minutes ago)

^devendra banheart

― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

56. chillxors represent.

― Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Kudos unregistered :D

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

Tryna get it up to 77 fast

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 26 November 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

― In a slipshod style (Ross), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

Thread's giving me palpitations tbh

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

― emil.y, Monday, 27 November 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

ok i give up i forgot how to take my own pulse. maybe 70

― flappy bird, Monday, 27 November 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

what is it called when your pulse quickens because you realize you can't remember how to take your own pulse

― El Tomboto, Monday, 27 November 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)

body stupidity

― flappy bird, Monday, 27 November 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

― rb (soda), Monday, 27 November 2017 02:43 (eight years ago)

Some sort of Anxiogenic ignorantia tachycardia, I'd imagine.

I'm at 64, which while good for my age could be better. I need to jog more.

Zhang et al, 2015. Resting heart rate and all-cause and cardiovascular mortality in the general population: a meta-analysis. Can Med Asso J, pp.cmaj-150535.

― Sanpaku, Monday, 27 November 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

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