"Judge Dredd" Powers For Police Urged

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"In the same way that we've developed officers with lesser powers, maybe we should develop officers with more powers so they can instantly do things," Sir Ian added. "Instead of saying to a driver, 'We will report you for proceedings to be considered by a court' we say, 'Six months, creep! You're cubed'. Also, in future we can shoot suspected terrorists with all six types of bullet."

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

I think that the Government needs to deal with the Metropolitan Police in the same way that Hitler dealt with Roehm's SA, just to remind them of their proper place. Of course they won't because they're too scared.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

I strenuously urge the Met to investigte the possibility of developing an equivalent of Walter the Wobot

Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

"He conceded that such powers should be dispensed with care "and without turning the place into a police state, which would be unfortunate".

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

I knew you'd say that.

N_RQ, Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

I love that word "unfortunate," viz. "the unfortunate killing of an innocent Brazilian." I'm sure he struggled not to substitute it with the word "inappropriate."

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm waiting for the Apocolypse War...And are they searching for a location for the Cursed Earth? I'd recommend Stevenage, it's suitably hellish.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

"In the same way that we've developed officers with lesser powers, maybe we should develop officers with more powers....

so this means what? Officers that can shoot lava out of their fingertips? officers who can fly? Officers who can shoot spiders webs out of their hands?

Also it would be really cool if they had homing bullets, like dredd's pistol does. Also, that really cool motorbike. No "perps" would fuck with someone riding one of those, would they?

If they made it so that people who tailgate on the motorway got their cars confiscated & left standing on the hard shoulder, in the rain, that would be OK.

Otherwise, it's "high ranking 'public servant' in seeking more powers for self" again, isn't it? Plus, imagine if Hitler had been British - "that genocide/massively devastating continental war was 'unfortunate'"

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

Like Rwanda, for instance.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

In the same way that we've developed officers with lesser powers, maybe we should develop officers with more powers

Here's a novel idea, let's develop police officers with JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF POWERS

Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 September 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

stare into the fisting of dredd

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 22 September 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

"One idea is to have some police officers - paid more and with more powers - to impose an interim anti-social behaviour order, for instance, or suspend a driving licence,"

That "paid more" bit is so random! CRIMINALS, FEAR ME I EARN £60k a year.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 September 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

They should built robotic battle suits for our current judges.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 22 September 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

This the Bill ForTwo, with just the hat, the stick and the badge, you see.

Slighty more upscale is the Bill ForFour, with the hat, the stick, the badge, also a gun right here, and optional extra ammunition, for scaring the nation.

The top of the line is the Bill Roadster, faster and slicker looking than either the ForTwo or the ForFour, with all the ammunition you could want, a hat, stick, badge as usual, also a dog, a night vision helmet and built-in GPS.

All lines are also available in BRABUS editions which use the latest in expensive technology to absolve the officer of all culpability for their actions - the Bill - starting at just £6,810

TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 September 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

What is great about this story is that as soon as Blair mentioned more powers, all the journalists in the room went "Wot, like Judge Dredd" - and all the ediotrs also went, that is a great headline (cover of metro too!).

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Between this, anti-immigrant hysteria and happyslapping, I am finally convinced that the UK is populated with a race of troglodyte mooks, which I formerly believed about my country, having attended a catholic grade school.
-- no tech! (hjink...), July 11th, 2005.

BRITISH PEPAL ARE ASSHOLES, Thursday, 22 September 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Nevermind Dredd

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Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 September 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

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chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

A better idea would be to form armed teams of judges, prosecutors, and defense attorneys, who would patrol the streets by night, apprehending and then trying suspects while London safely sleeps.

His rationale doesn't particularly make sense anyway, largely because he's not actually asking for anything. The two examples his gives have less to do with police powers and more with procedural stuff. He wants cops to be able to issue spot citations for things, but that's not a matter of police power, since police can ticket people already -- it's just a question of expanding the list of crimes a person can be cited for on the spot. And with drivers licenses, you don't have to increase police powers to get them seized -- you just have to kind of spit in the face of the presumption of innocence and make an administrative rule that people who've been cited for certain vehicular offences have their licenses suspended until trial. (I.e., the police do the same thing they always do, at the same pay, only it becomes law from the bench that certain citations prohibit you from driving in the interim.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)


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