Upon closer inspection, I am wearing loafers.

Than said:
"Peter, what's your favorite book of the Bible"
"Uhh...the one where Jesus swallows a puzzle piece and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital"

I love that quote from the Family Guy.

Thats Curious George not the Bible

MODERATOR ANNOUNCEMENT: ILE to accept posts from registered users only

Okay, we are now in position to make ILE accept posts only from those registered and logged in. This has been thought necessary because of persistent offenders who we have been unable to ban. Now they will need to reregister using a valid and unique email address - and if someone does this repeatedly after being banned, there are other possible steps we can take about them. So I hope people will think twice about the kind of behaviour that would lead to their being banned.

It's not happening this minute - it will happen as soon as we feel the need to ban someone, with no further notice. Therefore I'd recommend registering now, though there will be nothing to stop you doing so after the switch happens. People already registered need take no action at all.

We're sorry for the extra inconvenience for some, and the restrictions on random visitors immediately posting, but various events and campaigns of objectionable behaviour have led to the moderators and most others believing this is the right step.

-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), July 26th, 2004.

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Bravo!

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), July 26th, 2004.

FAMILY GUY GOOFS

FACTUAL ERRORS: In the STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1987-1994) cutscene, there are three errors. First, WORF (played by MICHAEL DORN) is referred to as COMMANDER WORF. This is innacurate. WORF was a LIEUTENANT during the run of TNG, and promoted to LT. COMMANDER during the first TNG movie, STAR TREK: GENERATIONS (1994). You can tell this clip does not take place in the movies because it is aboard the ENTERPRISE-D, which was destroyed at the end of GENERATIONS, and this scene cannot take place during GENERATIONS, because WESLEY CRUSHER (played by WIL WHEATON) is in the scene. In fact, WESLEY is in his grey ACTING ENSIGN uniform, and there are no V-shaped racing stripes on the crew's uniform collars, so this actually implies that the clip is from TNG's third season (1989-1990). WORF should have been referred to as LIEUTENANT WORF. Second, after the WORF-FANNY joke, the shot zooms out and we see the entire bridge crew. LT. COMMANDER DATA (played by BRENT SPINER) laughs along with the joke. DATA is an android, and until he had an "emotion chip" installed in his system in GENERATIONS, had no emotional capacity, and could not interpret humor. It would have been impossible for him to laugh at the joke. Third, the crew placement on the bridge is incorrect. DATA is on the left, at the HELM/NAVIGATION station, and WESLEY is sitting on the right, at OPERATIONS. They should be reversed. Except for the first season, WESLEY, as ACTING and then FULL ENSIGN, always sat at the HELM, and DATA always sat at OPS.

moderator: please delete this thread. It might possibly have the potential to be divisive and could be offensive and some people might get the wrong ideas from it. Best not to find out.

-- fritz (fritzwollner5...), March 6th, 2002.

pointless thread alert!

i think it's funny how the 'need help with a sex thing' thread is stuck on 69 answers and didn't want to ruin it by posting the 70th response so i'll mention it here. it looks funny. haha!

-- michael wells (wellsmj...), February 7th, 2003.

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69! DUDE!

-- jel -- (freeduni...), February 7th, 2003.

LIKE, YEAH!

-- michael wells (wellsmj...), February 7th, 2003.