Bringing down this hubristic New Labour government and Bush

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Looking back at previous eras, it seems to me people were far more ready to protest; journalism was less fearful and could incite dissentful flux against poor leadership. People may be opposed to our leaders, but nowadays does anyone have the appetite, or have people forgotten how to protest?

James Tolle, Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

it's too big a morsel. not even the mighty influence of the blogosphere can tackle it.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

"Nonsense"

*scuffle ensues and 82-year old Mr. Dadaismus is manhandled out of cyberspace*

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

Today people are (a) more conservative, and (b) more apathetic and just don't give a flying duck. They are more worried about mortgages and their own insular little worlds. New Labour = New Selfishness.

salexander (salexander), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

Freshers' week is over, guys.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

people are worried about their mortgages for reasons not unrelated to the course of capitalism under new labour.

N_RQ (Enrique), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

Bring back council housing, secondary picketing and the Soviet Union

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

And Busman's Holiday

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

and rickets

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

and Spangles

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

But not rickets, that wasn't a good idea

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

It's a conspiracy to bring back the time-warp. It's a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight, but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again ...

salexander (salexander), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

Except there's never a "jump to the left"

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

Confirmation of the incurable destructive tendencies of the Socialist state can be found simply by attempting to travel around Our Great Capital. Thanks to the Socialist Government and Socialist Mayor forced upon us by misguided notions of democracy, it is impossible to venture anywhere without being arrested by a traffic light every three seconds. How apposite that the colour of said traffic lights should be Red - Red for Socialism, Red for the obstacle in the path of every righteous man and believer in private enterprise.

The solution is that these crutches must be abolished. I therefore propose that all traffic lights and pedestrian crossings be dismantled without further notice, and that the minimum speed for vehicles, which of course carry the most important and enterprising citizens of this country - those of us who have worked hard enough and long enough with no Socialist Welfare hand-outs - should be increased to 100 mph. Furthermore, the killing of wanton pedestrians should be decriminalised. I fail to understand why even the minimum allowance should be made for these indolent examples of human vermin - unwashed and malodorous with a pathetic stench of defeatism and inferiority complex - who clog up our thoroughfares with their aimless, penniless meanderings. This is a city of business and industry and thus depends upon instant mobility. Nauseatingly niggly middle-classes wanting a cosy teddy bear life for Jack and Chloe should be evacuated to Guildford, or Oswestry, forthwith.

Roger Bristol (nostudium), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

You are David Blunkett and I collect my prize

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

That or Jezza Clarkson.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

I saw Jeremy Clarskon walking into the Kensington High Street branch of Anne Summers yesterday.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

Walking? He should have driven in surely?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

He he. It's a "pretend" jump to the left is what I meant. The facade of leftivity helps them sleep at night & allows them to think they haven't sold out. *Truly* they are socialists at heart. They just like Lennon better than Lenin.

salexander (salexander), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

On the contrary, you don't even get "pretend" jumps to the left

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

It's like Zoolander, they just can't turn left.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

They aren't ambi-turners.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

As the late Ian MacDonald pointed out in his Where Is Beatles Band? book, Lennon voted Tory on the quiet to keep his taxes down.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

... so if he was still alive he'd be voting Labour

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

The solution is that these crutches must be abolished. I therefore propose that all traffic lights and pedestrian crossings be dismantled without further notice, and that the minimum speed for vehicles, which of course carry the most important and enterprising citizens of this country - those of us who have worked hard enough and long enough with no Socialist Welfare hand-outs - should be increased to 100 mph. Furthermore, the killing of wanton pedestrians should be decriminalised.

On Moscow's Mean Streets, Every Automobile Is a Dodge
A campaign is underway in Russia's capital to try to get lead-footed drivers to do the unthinkable: yield to pedestrians.

By Kim Murphy, Times Staff Writer


MOSCOW — On the streets of Russia's capital, it is the loser who ventures out without a weapon.

Once the armament of choice was a small Lada. These days, it's likely to be a 3-ton Mercedes. Yet the dynamics of battle remain the same: The front bumper trumps the pedestrian, who is sent somersaulting over the hood almost every time.


So frequently do automobiles and pedestrians come into contact that a body at the side of the road covered with an overcoat barely draws a crowd. Elderly women, faced with a green crossing light, break into clumsy sprints with the help of their canes; students gather in packs like nervous gazelles before dashing across crosswalks in carefully timed streaks.

Last year, 34,506 people were killed and a quarter of a million injured in road accidents in Russia — nearly double the rate in the U.S. In Moscow alone, more than 14 cars a day hit pedestrians; 300 have died this year. Officials estimate that road accidents cost the nation 2.5% of its gross domestic product in lost worker productivity last year.

The urban toll has prompted a rare bout of self-reflection among some drivers and a national campaign to promote courtesy toward the foot-bound. Last week, Moscow traffic police and a coalition of city newspapers began passing out windshield stickers bearing the zebra-like crossing symbol and the words "I Let Pedestrians Pass."

Pedestrians who use only crosswalks and underpasses, as opposed to wading defiantly through six or more lanes of moving traffic, will be eligible for stickers of their own.

"An attempt to cross a busy street in Moscow at an unlighted pedestrian crossing is a life-threatening experience for any pedestrian," said Vyacheslav Lysakov, head of the motorists movement Freedom of Choice, one of several organizations promoting the initiative. "It is high time our drivers realize that pedestrians crossing streets are not crazy hares to be hunted down and run over, but our children, our wives, mothers, relatives and friends, that are an equal party in a Moscow street, who have their rights."

The campaign has elicited a fair amount of grumbling on the part of Moscow drivers, some of whom argue that slowing down for pedestrians puts drivers at risk of being rear-ended.

"I would like to be polite and considerate and generous. I would love to let the pedestrian pass by me. But who can guarantee that the back of my car will not be smashed the next minute, if I stop?" said Galina Konova, who has driven a taxi in Moscow for 32 years. "I may even be doing him a disservice if I let him pass my car, because the other cars will simply speed up and hit him.

"You see, it's a matter of hatred," she added. "Both drivers and pedestrians simply have no respect for each other. And it's not all the drivers' fault. You see a pedestrian, he runs into the street, you stop your car suddenly and almost crash, and he suddenly comes to a stop, turns around and runs back!"

"Imagine it's at night," said popular NTV host Vladimir Solovyov. "The road is not lighted, and some drunk guy is dancing his little tap dance. He's in the road, now he's back on the curb, now he's back in the road again. The whole traffic should stop and wait for him to make up his mind?"

Pedestrians counter that to venture into Moscow's streets is to walk without even minimal dignity, not to mention safety. A woman trying to cross, they say, is often subjected to a Soviet-era invective: "You cow!" a driver will shout out his window. "This is a car! It doesn't copulate, it kills!"

Pedestrians develop their own survival techniques. Few will venture into a crosswalk without an obvious invitation. Even then, they usually step suspiciously onto the field of battle, like mice in a roomful of cats.

"Half the time, people speed up instead of stopping," complained Sophia Konavalova, 56, a cleaning woman who was gathering petunia seeds on an island in the middle of a downtown boulevard last week, near where a wreath lay — 10 feet inside the curb — for a fallen pedestrian.

"In general, there is no respect for human life in this country," she said. "The driver's position is, 'I'm in a hurry, I need to get there whatever happens, I have no time for you.' And it's not only the pedestrians who die. I go walking in the street at 6 in the morning, and you see cars smashed to smithereens all over."

Police say the fines for ignoring crosswalks — about $3 — are so low that the "I Let Pedestrians Pass" windshield signs are unlikely to help.

"It's too late to teach them anything. We should fine them. We should punish them," said a traffic warrant officer working the main Moscow ring road last week who gave only his first name, Ilya. "Not only does no one ever stop for pedestrians, they honk at them."

But pedestrians, he said, also share in the blame. Many cross mid-block, far from any designated crosswalks. "Naturally, that creates a dangerous situation," he said. "It's car against man, and you know who loses."

M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

Strange times when you can suggest to a free enterprise right winger he should move to Russia where he belongs.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...
i can just about remember when short was a minister...

a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)


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