Lucid self-fellatio dream, what do you mean?

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I had the lucid dream about being able to give myself a blow job again last night, incredibly frustrating. I knew it was a dream but it was so lucid and so real that in my dream I made myself take pictures with my camera of me sucking my own cock, just to prove it was real. Then the dream went awry and a giant mechanical wooden bird starting chasing me round the house. I didn't even eat cheese before bed.

Analyse that.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:22 (twenty years ago)

It's an anxiety dream

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

Every dream is an anxiety dream

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

"giant mechanical wooden bird"

Did you see Fellini's Casanova before going to sleep? It would make sense immensly.

― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

Should I not buy that fleshlight I've been desiring? The one with the heron's fanny cockpiece?

I have not seen Fellini's Casanova.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

The key question is, did you like it, or were you just imagining the video sales?

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

Both.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

What specifically was incredibly frustrating about it, then?

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

The fact that I knew it wasn't a dream and I wouldn't be able to nosh myself off at a moment's notice during quiet periods at work.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

KNEW IT WAS A DREAM, DAMNIT.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

... I imagine that he woke up and realised he still couldn't suck his own cock, after all that corrective surgery too (xpost)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

I often have the same disappointment when I wake up and realise I can't levitate - about once a month, in general

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh good grief don't even start on the disappointment of the lucid flying dreams I used to get.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

I never think I can fly so much as walk in the air - like a friggin' Snowman

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

I had proper full-on flapping-my-arms and flying around stuff going on. I was generally flying at the edge of cliff tops and being chased by the police at the same time.

I sense a trend.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

Sucking your own cock is a step up from yer average run o' the mill flying shit

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

Yeah? I'd have imagined they were on a par.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

I get annoyed than I can't use The Force to move stuff around. Saves me getting up from the chair to get the rizlas.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 30 September 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

Johnny B has hit the nail on the head, what I dream about is a power to move thru the air by force of will... not flying as such... and it is terribly seductive. But... dreams... all a load of tosh anyways

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

"sick mouthy"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Woah...are you Ken C? Like, THE Ken C?!

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 30 September 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

not if it's the one who can autofellate that you're thinking about!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

Darn.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 30 September 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

"Nosh myself off" could be the worst phrase i have ever read.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

"Nosh Robbie Williams off."

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Self-fellatio dream?
Oh what can you mean?
To a lucid-dream sleeper
Who noshes his own pene?

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

I've had self-fellatio dreams, more than once.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

I must be the most repressed person EVAH in dreams, because never have I dreamt of flying or having ouroborous oral adventures.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Ouroboros, rather.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

i have other people noshing me off in my dreams

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Everyone else dreams of noshing Ken off in their dreams.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

I think, in my dream, that perhaps I was Ken C. Noshing himself off.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh, to have Photoshop handy right about now.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

ourobourical

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 30 September 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

why dont have dreams about this rather than being attacked by King Kong?

― ryan (ryan), Friday, 30 September 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

auto fellatio is overrated, but flying is way better in real life.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Friday, 30 September 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

TAKE TEH KAVA KAVA BEFORE BED

― PappaWheelie B.C., Friday, 30 September 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Southall In Self-Suckage Shocker

― bobby bedelia, Saturday, 23 June 2007 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

apparently it means you're concerned about poor audio quality.

that and you want to suck your own cock.

― Ronan, Saturday, 23 June 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

his g/f put a hoodoo curse on him, for talking about sex as wanking in a vagina.

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 24 June 2007 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

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