Why does Hollywood suck so much balls half the time? Mike Myers doesn't even look like Keith Moon.

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I am really angry.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117929978?cs=1&s=h&p=0

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

WTF. There's not an ounce of rock and roll in that canuckistanian tube of toothpaste.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Myers is ten years older RIGHT NOW than Moon was when he did. How does this make any sense?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

In the same way it makes sense that Angelina Jolie is Colin Farrel's mom, I guess, but worse.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

in other news, i will soon be starring in the schooly d biopic.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Mike Myers doesn't even look like Micheal Myers.

http://neshorsemen.myrmid.com/article/h2002/myers.jpg
http://www.horrormagazine.it/imgbank/NEWS/mmichaelmyerspic.jpg

Strangely enough, Michael Myers doesn't look like William Shatner either, despite the mask actually being a William Shatner mask.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/09/29/Shatner-inside.jpg

― PappaWheelie B.C., Friday, 30 September 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

goddammit, why didn't they just go for jason schwartzmann, as was rumored 6 years ago?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

OR GODDAMNED MICKEY DOLENZ

― PappaWheelie B.C., Friday, 30 September 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Jason Schwartzmann??!?!? That's only marginally better!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

A Moon bio would only work if it were directed by Frank Oz and done entirely with puppets.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

The only good thing about Jason Schwartzmann playing Keith Moon is that at the end of the movie I can take comfort in the fact that Jason Schwartzmann is dead.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to see Peter Jackson do a Moon biopic Feebles-style!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

You people are all insane. Except that taking comfort in death thing, that was pretty funny.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

i was serious.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

oh no I didn't mean you, I mean I put in a good word for you on that project.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

bless

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

A Moon bio would only work if it were directed by Frank Oz and done entirely with puppets.

Best. Idea. Ever.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Jason Schwartzmann??!?!? That's only marginally better!

hey, it was touted as going around back when Rushmore hit...

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

mike myers as keith moon
ELIJAH WOOD as iggy pop

CAN WE GET WORSE CASTING ON THESE ROCKSTAR BIOPICS?! WHERE'S LISA ZANE, CASTING AGENT EXTRAORDINAIRE!?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I am fast approaching my lifelong dream of portraying Anne Murray in her sordid tell-all movie!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Owen Wilson as Roger Daltrey
Luke Wilson as Pete Townshend

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

oh wait i'm thinking of debra zane - lisa zane is billy zane's sister and star of "freddy's dead"

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Elijah Wood actually looks a little like Iggy pre-all the drugs and tai-chi or whatever if you tanned him up and grew his hair out. Iggy's a teeny little guy too.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Everything is complicated.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

i'm playing glenn danzig. im gonna walk on my knees to achieve the satanic dwarf height.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Ben Stiller, Rob Schneider, Jason Schwartzmann and Jude Law are...
The Small Faces

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm set to play Henry Rollins, so if anybody wants me I'll be in the gym for the next 12 years.

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

xpost -- With Will Ferrell as Rod Stewart in the sequel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

i want to make a biopic of RUDE JUDE

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

DEAR HOLLYWOOD I DEMAND YOU MAKE "THE PLASTIC BERTRAND STORY" IMMEDIATELY PLEEZE

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

THE WHO SUCK ANYWAYS

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Jude Law *is* Ian Curtis in... *is taken down by Ally*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Brainflash - They use Who songs for all those CSI shows, WHY NOT USE THE CAST OF CSI TO STAR IN THE WHO MOVIE?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

USHER IS LAMAR

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Ronnie Corbett IS Bushwick Bill

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

...and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris stars as Blowfly.

― PappaWheelie B.C., Friday, 30 September 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

bushwick bill will actually be played by the crazy frog

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

"Size Ain't Baaaaaa Ba Ba Baaaaaaa Ba Ba Ring Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Shit"

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I was gonna say, cant Mike Myers play the drums? But then I realize that that was Dana Carvey playing drums with U2 on the VMAs that one time..

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

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