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1)Well, I just bought my ASUS A8N-SLI Deluxe from NewEgg. I had it laying on the floor (on an antistatic bag) ready to install into my computer. I left to go to the garage to work on something and when I came back (10 minutes) I see my baby cousin butt naked taking a dump on my new motherboard. The turd had fallen. I got rid of the solid pieces with rubber gloves, but there is still tons and tons of smears on it. How might one go about cleaning this off? I am definately not going to use it how it is, and returning it to NewEgg is out of the question as they will surely say no.

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 17 October 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

This reminds me of "In Other Magazines", which was one of the best McSweeney's features.

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

I considered purchasing the A8N-SLI at one time.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

it's a good mobo.. FOR ME TO etc etc

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Monday, 17 October 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

zing!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

What could top this?

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

nothing. i think that thread is the pinnacle of the internet.

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

Those people seem to be suffering! Won't someone help them out? Perhaps we should just email the notes to every email address in the world??? Just in case?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

Wow, can't they just go buy the goddamn sheet music?

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

That would be so nice of you Spencer.

― Jena (JenaP), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

Are those all separate people? Dang. Just find a guitar tab site or, I dunno, figure it out for yourself. The chords aren't that hard.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-one-category.tcl?topic=TitanicShack&category=My%20Heart%20Will%20Go%20On

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

shedding one tear

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=002Nxy

notice the dates

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

What is the government doing about this??? Perhaps the National Guard could be used to distribute a copy of the piano notes to each and every household in the US??

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

what. the. fuck.

― scout (scout), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

my heart (will) go on

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

I want phote the titanc

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

i simply love it's wording and the remix version is the plus point for me to dance on
-- harmeet ([email protected]), April 10, 2003.

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

Don't these people live near a sam goody? BUY THE FRIGGING SHEET MUSIC

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

I can't find it either and i also despretly need it. But i am not willing to download or buy PLEASE PLEASE HELP!
-- Raha TAjrishi ([email protected]), January 03, 2005.

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Does the "My Heart Will Go On" sheet music indicate the point during the song where you're supposed to hit your chest with your fist.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

I think the web finally has it's own format-specific version of the exterminating angel

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

thank you for that, michael f gill

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

Look Bitches! for them ignorant people on here, that's like "that Indian Hag", "...this ain't dance hall" ya'll are real shallow, narrow minded-Dumbfounded idiots! first of Mya is not even Indian she's Sri Lanakan look it up dum ass, and second of all that why Music is Music because it's the reflection of ones self, to be expressed by the individual, it's her own way of expressing the way she feels about whatever she feels about, it M.I.A and if you don't like her music you don't have to, cuz no ones forcing you to do so, but don't hate on her, cuz shes doing bigger things than all ya'll, and cuz she has fans who reconize REAL talent...Bitches I made my point

For the record I'm Not Sri Lankan or am I from England tryna back this Girl Up, I'm a Polynesian & Black, up and coming artist who has a ear for music...maybe you'll see my video one day and rag on it, who cares, FUCK all HATERS

Kalani-Renee

― andy --, Monday, 17 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

YES!!!!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

http://makeoutclub.com/page_messageboard.php?topic_id=352663

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha. I love the post in which someone suggests that they ask Gibby for help, because he's a DJ part-time.

― Laurel, Monday, 17 October 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

that was pretty amazing.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Garbage Incinerators of Tokyo

― jergïns, Thursday, 31 May 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

brilliant!

"Great diagrams, especially the first one. The Japanese sure know how to make industrial look inviting"

― nicky lo-fi, Thursday, 31 May 2007 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

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