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hi. i am a new troll. you can track my ip, but you won't recognise it.

anyway, just wanted to let you know, that you should anticipate some quality trolling over the next couple of weeks.

hope you enjoy reading my work as much as i enjoy trolling your boards.

― new troll, Monday, 17 October 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

specialty subjects?

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Monday, 17 October 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

Welcome to ILE new troll!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Monday, 17 October 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

I got a new troll,I got her good
Guess I knew that I always would
I can’t stop,to mess around
I got a brand new troll in town

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 October 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

He will troll us with his politeness. I can't wait.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 17 October 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

Now I've got "new troll... ooo-aaayyy-oooo-aaayyy New troll!" stuck in my head and don't even know who did the original.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

recognise

a uk person!

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

Unless that was deliberate misdirection, of course.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

looking forward to working with you!

― Thread Lockin' Fun Hatin' Draconian Moderator (blueski), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

Though it's not a seppo unless our new troll has a very professional approach to trolling, being up before 7am.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Fremder, etranger, stranger
Glucklich zu sehen,
Je suis enchante,
Happy to see you,
Bleibe, reste, stay!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.palcoart.it/foto/new_trolls.jpg

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

Frankly some new blood can only improve the quality of trolling round here, which has been pretty cack lately.

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

We could do with some higher quality trolls - the last bunch have been astoundingly lame. (xpost)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

Quality trolling is excellent. I await yours eagerly, new troll.

― C J (C J), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

Hey, Kate!

Lene Lovich.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Ah! Right you are!

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

it would be funny if the trolls all started trolling each other.

(oh wait, they're the same person anyway.)

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

I reckon we should have an ILx troll day, where we all pretend to be trolls. Some time next week, to give me time to prepare my material.

― Suckling robot at a warrior rave (alix), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

Lame.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

your material will be gay, you gay person that you are.

― Trollatron (s_clover), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

That's GAYY.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

but not as GAYYY as you! gay.

― troll 2k (s_clover), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I DONE A POO ON MY GRANDAD'S STIFFEY.

― GARUGay (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3152/hailtroll7uu.jpg
I for one welcome our new troll overlords.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Monday, 17 October 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

FYAD

― Lowtax, Monday, 17 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

what the hell is FYAD?

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

Fear Yetis All Day

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Fried Yaks Are Divine

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Fear your assholish drool?

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Where Da Moosetracks At?

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Are you staying at the New Troll Milk Hotel?

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

ARGH

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Monday, 17 October 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

it would be funny if the trolls all started trolling each other.

(oh wait, they're the same person anyway.)

this is happening

― velko, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 06:58 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 April 2010 06:59 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFNYuteAjA

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

to catch a troll

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

I lol'd

― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

"an internet troll. that's what they look like"

― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

the trolling...how do u justify it

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

nine weeks

― kinder, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

the waving goodbye is a nice touch

― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/NimrodSevernAKADarrenBurton?sk=wall&filter=2

― buzza, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

would definitely watch a troll finding series

― bnw, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

WELSH SICK EVIL MAN

― hilare appendage (electricsound), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

HE LIVES WITH A CHEAP, BRAINLESS WHORE CALLED K1RSTY CHAPM@N. NIMROD REAL NAME DARREN HAS SAID HE WAS HAPPY WHEN HIS TWIN INFANTS DIED IN A TRAGIC ACCIDENT.

― kinder, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

lolol

― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

was that the real lowtax upthread

― hilare appendage (electricsound), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol 9 weeks

― owenf, Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

Rans Brown
he a sorry piece of pig shit ,,, his mother only loved him after dark..... and his daddy,, well he does not know him .. he a sad very disccusting poor bitchboy seeking for love... lets pray for him ... pray that someone comes along and end his poor bitchboy life
13 hours ago · Like

― buzza, Thursday, 9 February 2012 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_hK-CZXax0

― buzza, Friday, 10 February 2012 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

troll teams

― are you ready for a little spittle? (electricsound), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't watched that youtube but i'm just assuming from the still that it is daniel radcliffe sitting at an old computer

― more like slayla (NZA), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

The conversation on Skype (that is, a conference call via computer) took place in December and lasted more than an hour. The Mail has a copy of the tape.
On it, Burton refers to Miss Chapman as ‘Percy’. He speaks about his feelings for her and reveals how they met.
Interviewer: ‘She [referring to another female troll he spoke to] says Percy is really lovely an’ all.’
Burton: ‘Yeah, sure. I wouldn’t be with her if she wasn’t.’
Interviewer: ‘Did you find love through trolling?’
Burton: ‘Yeah.’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146580/She-looks-utterly-respectable-But-mother-accused-wicked-troll-posts-vile-abuse-online-And-frame-The-self-confessed-troll-lives-.html

― buzza, Saturday, 19 May 2012 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

^^SEO hall of fame

― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Saturday, 19 May 2012 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

couldn't get past "fashionable jeans"

― kinder, Sunday, 20 May 2012 09:14 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html?_r=0

― 😂 (am0n), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:04 (eleven years ago)

four years pass...

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 02:55 (six years ago)

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