I saw Michael Jackson in the cinema last night

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He was sat on the row behind me, about eight seats over to my left, in screen one of the Marble Arch Odeon. He had his kids and a great big entourage with him. As he entered when the lights were down nobody really noticed he was there until the film — Wallace & Gromit, since you ask — finished, although I did think I was about to have my bag nicked by one of the the dodgy-looking blokes sat nearby who kept standing up and walking around during the film.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 17 October 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Maybe he was there getting ideas for new facial remodelling of his own. It'd be great is Aardman would design his next one.

― C J (C J), Monday, 17 October 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

by having your bag nicked i take it to mean having your testicles touched? do you have a youthful complexion?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 October 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

"by having your bag nicked i take it to mean having your testicles touched?"

Surely then I would have said he pinched my sac?

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 17 October 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

"having your bag nicked" - having your scrotum remodelled by Nick Park?

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

well you could have said a number of things.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

I saw Michael Jackson in the cinema last night,
Awake as you and me.
Says I "But Mike, you're reclusive for the next ten years?"
"I never hide" said he,
"I never hide" said he.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

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