People who post about how much they need sex or creepy sexual exploits

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How else do you get Captain Save a CyberHo's attention?

Oh, post 300 pictures of yourself!

― Trollfucius, Monday, 17 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Is Sage Francis bad too?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

What about posting about the creepy sexual exploits of Brett Ratner?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

as if there's any other kind

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Nono, let's hear all about Ratner's exploits.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

I need Brett Ratner's creepy sexual exploits!

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

or at least his creepy actual sexploits.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

But how do you need them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Actually I do think I know what it means. It's symbolic of sexual jealousy and game playing, not about any conscious or unconscious desire to snog said ILX0r.

I'm disturbed that I'm so disturbed by it.

-- Mrs. Cranky (From Crankytown) ([email protected]) (webmail), August 15th, 2005 5:23 AM. (kate) (link)

LATER

Argh, last night I dreamed I had sex with an ILX0r. I'm kind of disturbed. I mean, I do kind of fancy him, but it was still weird to dream of sex with someone you know like that. Weex.

-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...) (webmail), October 13th, 2005 6:59 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

i want to have some more shagging ~~ilx0r dreams~~ soon

-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...) (webmail), October 13th, 2005 12:39 PM. (kate) (later) (link)

(I have to confess, I'm ever so slightly disappointed that no one has actually asked which ILX0r I had dream sex with. Or even tried to guess.)

-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...) (webmail), October 13th, 2005 12:50 PM. (kate) (later) (link)

etc

― Trollfucius, Monday, 17 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

"A certain fire-breathing Hollywood director spent the evening canoodling with the Butterscotch Stallion by candlelight..."

― Blind Item (miloaukerman), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLE

― Trollfucius, Monday, 17 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

i was actually thinking about posting a variation on this thread today

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

my working title was "unrepentantly horny: c or d?"

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Who IS Captain Save a CyberHo these days? Was this weighty question ever actually resolved?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

TOOTHY TILE IN BATHROOM B.J. SHOCKER!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Unrepentantly Horny! Starring Tiffany Amber Thiessen!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

And Elizabeth Montgomery!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

and bob crane

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas fan club thread

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Sexual problems? I don't need to log off for that. I don't get enough any sex. End of thread.

-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...) (webmail), October 21st, 2005 10:27 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

heh, 'end of thread'

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

End of Thread!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

End of ILE!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

End of erection.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

End of the innocense

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Lands End Catalog

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

do we all assume that any anon just listing Kate's posts is jw?

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Card Catalog

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh other trolls hate her too!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Isn't it time for this thread to go bye-bye to the pink penguin feuding land?

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

ILXors who've quit in the last week (DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU LIKE WATCHING JON WILLIAMS AND KATE ST CLAIRE MASTURBATE OVER EACH OTHER)

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Guys! Hot French scientist!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

no frenchman has ever been hot

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

True, true, he got -6 hot when I clicked the article and saw he was French.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/575/Depardieu_N.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

ugh don't ever do that again.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

whut about that skunk that dug that hot cat?

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/g/gerard_depardieu.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

I was just going to mention him!

x-post

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

GERARD DEPARDIEU WITH THE KUNG-FU GRIP

http://www.cine-collector.com/catalog/images/DSCN0494.JPG

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.stagenine.com/catalog/images/WB1135-Classic-Pepe.jpg

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.magixl.com/caric./starsb/depardieu.gif

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

jess this behavior is...upsetting.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

why did the red haired chick from buffy come up in a gerard depardieu google image search?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

I don't even want to know!

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

she was a blessed reprieve

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

http://b.im.craigslist.org/LM/bf/4KNPJo9C2v3M45Q6QvbeQVEt6h1V.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

haha damn you

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

btw jon did you hack our website last night?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Did the image lead to the question?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

JON LOSES -3 CUET FOR THAT, I AM AT WORK!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

it may have, yes

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Did I "backdoor" you, jess?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

all i know is that i got an eyeful last night

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

I have only "hacked" one website ever.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

i know, i wasn't really accusing you

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

to be fair this is better than people talking about how they ARE getting sex, going into detail etc.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

see gif upthread

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

more on yr website ownage exploit, plz, jon.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I was a minor when I did it :(

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

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