The other night I went for a wee in my back garden

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I mean, I could just have easily walked through the house and gone to the toilet but I'd had a couple of beers and I was smoking so I went for a pee next to a tree. It made me think. Late at night and if I'm cut short, I'll happily do my business in an alley or behind a bush so long as nobody's looking and I'm sure many people do too but how many people would go for a piss in their back yards? What if this became socially acceptable? I can't imagine my next door neighbour and landlady hitching up her skirt and having a wazz in the middle of the front lawn on a hot summer's day. It would either be utterly gross or people would have amazing lawns. After all, fields depend on cattle and other animals to shit all over them so as to replenish their nutrients and some people even go to the extent of putting manure on their back lawn just to get nice grass. So instead of buying expensive animal dumps why not just make em yourself?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

occasionally if I'm at a party and there's too many people there I'd do this.

A friend of mine once asked if he could do this, because there was someone in the bathroom. I subsequently discovered there was nobody in the bathroom, and challenged him on this when he returned.

He looked very embarassed and tried to dodge the question with an enigmatic smile, but the enigma quickly turned to lop sided embarassment and he was forced to stammer "erm......I just like........pissing outdoors"

Weirdo.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i pee inside my pants.

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

it's not your fault

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

Is he quite a territorial sort of person?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

I have to go to the loo every half hour. *sigh*

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

He is a bit territorial. Well, he's an accountant for a global and well known accountancy firm, so I guess territorial is the norm.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

A friend of mine was caught pissing onto a cup of another friend.
Same person also had to explain why he'd opened the cd tray on another friends stereo and pissed into it after getting completely wasted.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Is he quite a territorial sort of person?
-- Forest Pines (il...) (webmail), Today 11:18 AM. (later) (link)

Well, googley a certainly owns his own pants.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

how can you be sure?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

manure is good for your lawn/garden, but pee is not. it will burn the grass, which is bad. so take shits in your back garden instead.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

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