UNFOLD YOUR OWN MYTH

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But don't be satisfied with stories, how things
have gone with others. Unfold
your own myth, without complicated explanation,
so everyone will understand the passage,
WE HAVE OPENED YOU

― clouded vision, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS AN ELF

― Vic Fluro (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

You are in a twisty maze of passages, all alike.

no, wait...

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

While still in my cradle, I strangled snakes for giggles. I also pooed or peed, as the occasion arose. As a youth my strength was legendary. Also my ability to spit through the gap in front left by the falling out of my baby teeth.

By the age of nine I astounded mature adults with my unerring ability to whistle the William Tell Overture, but only up until the place where the Lone Ranger televison program broke for its first commercial.

After that time my legend has only grown and grown. It is now corpulent to the point of obesity and my physician has warned me not to overtax its heart. Therefore I cannot take it out for a proper airing in this thread. Sorry.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

ive sat in a LOT of chairs.

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

UNFOLD YOUR OWN MYTH...or...SPAM HEADLINES THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY CLICK UPON

― this is what it sounds like when doves cry, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Using the arts of shaolin gong fu my father taught me, I set out to change the world. This is my story...

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

(cue Mary Tyler Moore theme)

― Sengai, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

well now

http://www.wtv-zone.com/Mary/WebPageGifs/WEBPAGEGIFS2/JESUS-CROSS.JPG

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Damn, I was hoping this would be another Static Electricity thread.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

Touch the screen, and if your hair stands on end, it is one.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

not with a TFT, smartass.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh I know, funniez don't always stand up to physical analysis, whatever!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

i feel awful now :(

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

this is why punk was necessary.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

muh?

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

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