Steven Spielberg's LINCOLN

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STARRING LIAM NEESON AS THE GREAT EPANCIMATOR

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

It makes no sense.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

AMERICAN LINCOLN PLZ FOR THE RED STATES

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Why would you cast Liam Neeson when you have Michael Richards.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

oh shit

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Sublime buttocks notwithstanding, I don't think Hollywood thinks he can carry a film.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

I hate Steve Spielberg so much, why does he think this is a good idea? I'm surprised he didn't cast the Cruiser.

xpost they just haven't given him a chance.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

SEINFELD CAST REUNITED IN SPIELBERG ABRAHAM LINCOLN MOVIE:
Michael Richards as Abraham Lincoln
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Mary Todd Lincoln
Jason Alexander as John Wilkes Booth
Jerry Seinfeld as freed slave

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

Well, folks, some atheists Eurotrash liberals are trying to make fun of a great American who is making a film about one of the greatest Americans of all time. Doesn't it make you sick? These liberals, who'd rather defend child molesters than defeat the terrorists in Iraq, are just typical. As most of their liberal friends in Hollywood try to get America to wave the white flag at these towelhead terrorists, they're off having sex with 13-year-olds while playing hip hop.

But it ain't gonna happen on our watch, as God is on our side! God Bless America!

Will O'Really, Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

That stopped being funny after the first comma.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

ANTHEMIC JOHN BARRY SCORE CONSISTING SOLELY OF FUNKY POPPIN' BASS LICKS

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

I have to hurt you now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

LARRY DAVID CAMEO AS "GUY WHO ACCIDENTALLY MASTURBATES INTO FIRST DRAFT OF GETTYSBURG ADDRESS"

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Four SCORED!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

STIRRING 10-MINUTE ABRAHAM LINCOLN SPEECH ABOUT AIRPLANE PEANUTS, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT?

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

LINCOLN SHORTLIST:

DANIEL DAY LEWIS
THE GUY WHO PLAYED JETHRO IN THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES MOVIE
STRONGO HULKINGTON

this is sicilian medieval thuggery (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

let's hope it winds up being Tarantino w/ Tim Roth to make yall happy

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

TOM BREIHAN

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

I could go for Harvey Keitel, actually.

BAD PRESIDENT

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

WORLDS TALLEST CHIROPRACTOR TO PLAY LINCOLN

this is sicilian medieval thuggery (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Morbius you do understand that the main objection to Liam Neeson is physical, plus the fact that he cannot pull an American accent if his life depended on it?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

They shd get someone that looks like Lincoln nose-up, and then have him cover the lower half of his face through the entire movie.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

UNTITLED MICHAEL BAY/LIAM NEESON ROSA PARKS PROJECT

this is sicilian medieval thuggery (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Morbius you are so shit at trying to bait us, obviously the ILX dream-version would be written by Charlie Kaufman, directed by Spike Jonze, and star Christopher Walken and Lindsey Lohan.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

UNTITLED MICHAEL BAY/LIAM NEESON ROSA PARKS PROJECT

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

WHEELS OF FIRE: THE ROSA PARKS STORY

this is sicilian medieval thuggery (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

VARICOSE VEINS AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH

this is sicilian medieval thuggery (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

CO-STARRING JOHNATHAN LIPNICKI

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

NO WORK BE GETTIN DONE TODAY

this is sicilian medieval thuggery (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

YOU SAID IT SON

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

My dream version of this movie would be directed by Michael Bay and star Will Smith.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

GETTYSBURG DAY

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

my dream version of the lincoln story would be directed by michael mann and star the rock

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

oh snap.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

oh man. lincoln is probably my fave historical figure but i can't imagine spielberg making anything but another boring bland 'inspirational' biopic out of this.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

ALL BIOPICS ARE SHIT, PEOPLE

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

>Morbius you do understand that the main objection to Liam Neeson is physical<

So you're saying Abe WASN'T tall and well-hung?

cf Charlize T uglying up for Aileen Wuornos

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

SUPER MARIO BROS WASN'T A BIOPIC

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

BIOPICS RULE WTF

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

I like how Spielberg only makes four kinds of films now:

1. Deep Meaningful World War II Epics
2. Deep Meaningful US 19th Century History Epics
3. Sci-Fi Things With Tom Cruise
4. 'Wacky' Things With Tom Hanks

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Anthony Hopkins as John "Hannibal" Adams and Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Lincoln in Catch Me If You Can

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/bloomps.jpg

TOMBOT, Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

I would light candles to that if I could. Or felt inclined.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

is there a BIG HISTORICAL ISSUE he hasn't tackled yet? the holocaust, slavery, world war II. plus of course dinosaurs.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

1919 MOLASSES TRAGEDY

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, great, can't wait for the John Williams score for THAT.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

"The Syrupy Death"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Your forgot something: 9/11

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, great, can't wait for the John Williams score for THAT.

I think a Jon Williams score might be more appropriate!

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

And, Ned, Tony Kushner-scripted films sans Toms about Munich '72. OOPS

Maybe he'll stick in some "raptors" and Indy Jones to redeem himself.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

wait i thought it was POPULISM when your audience is a nation of drooling idiots

why don't you take a whack at Tony Kushner too

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)

idk anything about Kushner

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:28 (nine years ago)

Cinematic legibility remains underrated.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:28 (nine years ago)

lotsa things aren't legible to Shakey

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:30 (nine years ago)

COme on, man, this movie has Michael Stuhlbarg, Tommy Lee Jones in a bald cap, Jackie Earle Haley and D-Day from "Animal House." Show some respect.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:33 (nine years ago)

TLJ and his wig were p entertaining, Holbrook and Spader too

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:34 (nine years ago)

It's a fine line. There's that scene in Schindler's List where a woman watches a column of people marching into the gas chambers and we look at her, the people, the smoke coming from the chimney, her again. That is very DO YOU SEE, which is fine, except that there are hundreds of people in that scene that still doesn't see, so it kinda makes the victims of the slaughter look like idiots.

Frederik B, Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:36 (nine years ago)

Spielberg's inclination to hold the audience's hand through s seemingly endless series of DO U SEE moments

I like the film, but this is legit.

― Mr. Crackpots (WilliamC), Thursday, 15 June 2017

Given that most American knowledge of Lincoln derives from Hall of Presidents cornpone cliche, Spielberg's literalism makes sense. Combine that with Kushner's making Lincoln a shrewd not always benevolent politician FIRST is a milestone, indicative of genuine respect for the intelligence of the audience.

See? Dialectics!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:37 (nine years ago)

alfred otm

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:52 (nine years ago)

Spielberg's inclination to hold the audience's hand through s seemingly endless series of DO U SEE moments just drives me crazy, I really can't stand it. It feels patronizing.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 16:16 (forty-four minutes ago) Permalink

yeah sure but the key scene in the whole film, where L accidentally talks himself into the decision that the movie (& the war) hinges on, goes by in a blink

goole, Thursday, 15 June 2017 17:20 (nine years ago)

unless you're referring to the scene fairly early on where he runs through the legal argument connecting the Emancipation Proclamation to the need for the 13th Amendment (a scene I quite liked), I must have tuned out before then

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 18:25 (nine years ago)

spielberg's approach to directing films is very on the nose, like he can't bear the thought that a single person in the audience might misunderstand what he's saying. but i think in this case it was the right approach for the subject.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 15 June 2017 18:35 (nine years ago)

The most beautifully understated moment to me is when Lincoln smiles knowingly, almost sadly, at the black soldier and says, "We'll get used to you."

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:21 (nine years ago)

I'm not certain, but isn't that said to Mary's confidante, Elizabeth Keckley?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:41 (nine years ago)

Elizabeth Keckley: I know the vote is only four days away; I know you're concerned. Thank you for your concern over this, and I want you to know: They'll approve it. God will see to it.

Abraham Lincoln: I don't envy Him His task. He may wish He'd chosen an instrument for His purpose more wieldy than the House of Representatives.

Elizabeth Keckley: Then you'll see to it.

Abraham Lincoln: Are you afraid of what lies ahead? For your people? If we succeed?

Elizabeth Keckley: White people don't want us here.

Abraham Lincoln: Many don't.

Elizabeth Keckley: What about you?

Abraham Lincoln: I... I don't know you, Mrs. Keckley. Any of you. You're... familiar to me, as all people are. Un-accommodated, poor, bare, forked creatures such as we all are. You have a right to expect what I expect, and likely our expectations are not incomprehensible to each other. I assume I'll get used to you. But what you are to the nation, what'll become of you once slavery's day is done, I don't know.

Elizabeth Keckley: What my people are to be, I can't say. Negroes have been fighting and dying for freedom since the first of us was a slave. I never heard any ask what freedom will bring. Freedom's first. As for me: My son died, fighting for the Union, wearing the Union blue. For freedom he died. I'm his mother. That's what I am to the nation, Mr. Lincoln. What else must I be?

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lincoln_(2012_film)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:44 (nine years ago)

I can see why Shakey prefers the grace of Tarantino, can't you?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:47 (nine years ago)

Many xps but I think goole was talking about the scene where Abe is up in the middle of the night talking to the two telegraph operators?

Euclid's first common notion is this: "Things which are equal to the same thing are equal to each other." That's a rule of mathematical reasoning. It's true because it works; has done and will always will do. In his book, Euclid says this is "self-evident." You see, there it is, even in that two-thousand year old book of mechanical law: it is a self-evident truth of things which are equal to the same thing, are equal to each other. We begin with equality. That's the origin, isn't it? That balance—that's fairness, that's justice.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:49 (nine years ago)

I'm not certain, but isn't that said to Mary's confidante, Elizabeth Keckley?

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius),

that's it

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:51 (nine years ago)

Spielberg's made more shitty movies than Tarantino has

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:51 (nine years ago)

and more great ones? like 5-0

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:56 (nine years ago)

Give Tarantino 1.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:57 (nine years ago)

they're so different in every measurable way idk what the point of comparing them is tbh.

(imo Tarantino's made 3 great movies fwiw)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 19:59 (nine years ago)

phil: yup that's it. DDL gives a little sigh of recognition in the middle of that speech that's the whole engine of the movie. he recognizes in that moment what the war is really about, and decides to delay the peace negotiations, prolonging the war to win a full victory.

(the score does try to push it a bit)

goole, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:15 (nine years ago)

rmde fine you wanna walk around the Lincoln museum yourself because you already know what you need to know, don't need no goddamn tour guide showing you what's important like some gradeschooler ok ok

nevermind that it's a rare opportunity to see a monolithic figure like Lincoln shown in a layered, subtle near-human way that hasn't really been given to us before now

no-one says you have to like the movie, i get it but feels like yr putting the cart before the horse and missing the whole damn point of the movie

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:17 (nine years ago)

tbh I didn't have any problem w DDL's performance or the portrayal of Lincoln is was kind of everything else going on around it that I couldn't stand

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:27 (nine years ago)

as noted in my original post, you'd have this good stuff immediately undermined by a bunch of crap, which is def Spielbergo's tendency and probably the reason I haven't fully enjoyed a single film of his since idk ... Jaws? Even Empire of the Sun is ruined by that atrocious score.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:28 (nine years ago)

but don't worry one of these days when I'm bored and alone and there's nothing else to watch I may even get around to watching Munich

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:29 (nine years ago)

not that historical verisimilitude matters, but TLJ as Stevens is perfect tonally and physically.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:29 (nine years ago)

xpost fair enough. i didnt realize that yr anti-spielbergness went that deep. obv lincoln was never gojng to change your mind lol

seems a shame tho

and alfred otm, tlj is fabulous

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:31 (nine years ago)

otoh I wish we saw more of Seward

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:35 (nine years ago)

rewatched Empire last year, i get some ppl's John Williams objections, but not there.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:37 (nine years ago)

it *really* bugged me, took me out of the film. which is too bad cuz everything else about it is great.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:40 (nine years ago)

Great? And yet that one element wipes everything else out. Very strange...

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)

mostly cuz that one element is slathered over every scene

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:43 (nine years ago)

like a finely cooked steak coated in ketchup, you might say

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:43 (nine years ago)

my major beef w/ the movie is i didn't like harris's grant. he was so obsequious! i don't think kushner found the right register for him or something. he's a gruff drunk at the head of a righteous siege machine. at least give us some different kind of writing.

goole, Thursday, 15 June 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)

four years pass...

This thing holds up quite well.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 March 2022 01:20 (four years ago)

DDL and Field seem to be reliably good actors

wish Οὖτις was still here

Dan S, Thursday, 10 March 2022 01:42 (four years ago)

Especially when he dismissed movies without finishing them.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 March 2022 01:45 (four years ago)

I do miss him and Morbs.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 March 2022 01:45 (four years ago)

yes

Dan S, Thursday, 10 March 2022 01:49 (four years ago)

Not to slight anyone, but ILX with no Morbs is a much diminished place to talk movies

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 March 2022 01:58 (four years ago)

cosign

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 March 2022 02:09 (four years ago)

https://i.gifer.com/fyqR.gif

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 March 2022 02:12 (four years ago)

You have been one of the best film posters ever and have absolutely been the best poll-runner Eric, I'm always interested in what you have to say

Dan S, Thursday, 10 March 2022 02:47 (four years ago)

We're doing fine. Morbs dominated in part b/c only film and baseball interested him. I'll revive more threads.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 March 2022 02:50 (four years ago)

one year passes...

Yep. Still holds up. Better than I remembered and I loved it first time around.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 26 March 2023 14:16 (three years ago)

one year passes...

amistad better in all aspects i think

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 3 January 2025 23:20 (one year ago)

Lincoln holds up so well -- except for the montage after he's shot.

Love the standoff b/w Stevens and Lincoln in the basement early in the film.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 January 2025 23:30 (one year ago)

yes there were good scenes and plenty og good shots and plenty of fine performances (DDL ofc is fantastic)

kushner and spielberg as usual mire their good stuff in sitcom level tendencies

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 January 2025 10:24 (one year ago)


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