What you learn reading product labels

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My hair is full of natural moisture. My shampoo defends this moisture like no other shampoo.

My envelopes are made of sturdy brown kraft with moisture sealing gummed flaps.

"Works with low pressure drip and soaker hoses" translates to French as: Affichage a crisaux liquides facile a lire.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Conforms to ASTM D-4236.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Yesterday I learned that the bag of cashews I bought "may contain nuts or fragments of nuts."

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

all-one!

― emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I learnt that my kosher ice cream was in fact "ice cream-flavored dessert".

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

There's no food at all in Little Debbie snack cakes.

― Old School (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

this is exactly the warning on the can of compressed air that an office worker might use to clean our their keyboard from the crumbs accrued there . . .
WARNING: do not deliberately concentrate and/or inhale this product. You could instantly die, suffer brain damage, or other dangerous and permanent health effects.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Translation: This will totally get you high if you huff it.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

French for paperclip is... Trombone! And that's what they look like.

― andy --, Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

'Caution - may cause drowsiness'

On a plastic jar of sleeping pills

― spare the powder, spoil the finger (S-), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)

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