Horatio Nelson! The 200th Anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar

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Hip hip HOORAY!!!

(Sorry to any French I may have offended with this thread)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

(Like you couldn't tell this was a Kate thread.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

Ha, it was pretty obvious. Victory Ale all round!

Matt (Matt), Friday, 21 October 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/images/homeimages/slides/image1.jpg

How much of the morning can I waste playing with the Animated Map of the battle?

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Blimey, what an unenthusiastic reponse.

COME ON PEOPLE, IF IT WASN'T FOR NELSON YOU'D ALL BE SPEAKING FRENCH!!!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

Nothing wrong with French, jolly mellifluous language, the loss of cricket, however, would be too much to bear. A nation of boules-players is no nation at all.

I will be celebrating the day later in the manner befitting a true Englishman. A five hour bender followed by getting my mate to video me happyslapping some unfortunate on his new mobile. N.B. This may not actually be true.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 21 October 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

that's a pretty cool bit of animation there. ooh it's all tempting me to buy those Sharpe books

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 21 October 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

you surely can't get away with calling that a 'game'.

d-90 (D-90), Friday, 21 October 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

Go Team Nelson!! Wahoo!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

somebody give me a quick bit of context about the whole battle then. MAKE me interested. (I want to be!)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

He broke the back of Napoleon's navy, thus defeating his aim of invading England, and also weakening his hold over Europe.

Also, Nelson, my gosh, he was brave, was mortally wounded during the battle because he STOOD ON THE DECKS TO INSPIRE THE TROOPS, but kept alive til the battle was won.

I mean, he bum-rushed the French line in an awe-inspiring and brave fashion. I wish I knew more about this than I do.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

interesting fact: the british army sent more men into the midlands during the 'luddite' uprising than fought in the peninsular war. i wish napolean had invaded. what's the worst that could of happened? i don't think he would have changed the language. "italy," "germany," russia, etc, all managed not to lose their languages.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

good ol yellow wikipedia, not just there for the nasty things in life

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trafalgar

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

So you'd rather have a megalomaniac dictator than a reforming Parliment, as we had during the Regency era that followed?

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Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

"So you'd rather have a megalomaniac dictator than a reforming Parliment, as we had during the Regency era that followed?
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-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...), October 21st, 2005."

yeah, hell of a reform! now insanely rich people *in the north* can vote. oh GRATE.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

Henry, I know you're being funny, but can we keep this thread nice?

Discussions about 19th Century politics are good, but please judge them with regard to context?

Parliamentary reform of the early 19th Century was not perfect, but I think it was better than what was going on in France.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

no, i'm being honest, i really think *in context* that things were worse in britain. early 19th century britain was a brutal, oppressive place in which hundreds of thousands lived in abject conditions. and there was no democratic movement to compare with what existed in france, no comparable revolutionary tradition.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

Do you really think that things were better for the average French person after the revolution and the terror and the Naponleonic period?

Honestly, I don't actually know much about French history. But it seems like it was pretty unpleasant. Revolutions don't always bring about the sweeping social change that they advertise.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

No the French just got more corrupt monarchs after Napoleon.

Not to pick a fight, but the Regency era actually wasn't that great and was a time of unrest and repression. Peterloo and Six Acts anyone?

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

i think things were probably a bit better for most people in france -- in the long run -- after the revolution, yes. whereas the political repression in britain during the wars was an objective loss. twinned with the industrial revolution, a disaster in human terms, this was not a good time for ordinary people in britain. france was 'corrupt' in the 19th century, but britain is so corrupt we have no real concept of corruption. the idea of being run by a heriditary elite was at least alien in theory in france. in britain the idea of anything else barely existed.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

Well, in context, was it better or worse than what came before it?

Gordon Riots, American War of Independence (from a British PoV), endless trade wars with the Dutch, anyone?

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Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

idea of being run by a heriditary elite was at least alien in theory in france

Um, maybe in the 1790s. Not before or after; and in practice, not at all. Napoleon was an aristocrat who got his military training in one of the officer schools that had been set up to give careers to non-wealthy aristocrats.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

xpost Well in general there was a shift towards "democracy" with the later Reform Acts etc but only because the government had the fear of revolution. They were quite smart about it really, granting small concessions to keep "the people" satisfied while the rest of Europe seethed with uprisings.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

ok, *some* people in france were for a heriditary elite, but the forces ranged against this bloc were much more powerful and effective than in britain, where no real anti-power elite party has ever existed.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

Wow. This is really interesting. I did not know this would be such a contraversial thread! Nor that there were people who actually thought that Britain would have been better off as a colony of a Naponleonic France.

I was just hoping for pictures of tall ships and handsome sea captains, really.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

God anything to do with the French is controversial!

xpost France was dominated by the upper classes even in the twentieth century. The Dreyfus Affair clearly demonstrates this and the De Gaulle regime later -- that was one of the reasons for the student and worker protests of 1968.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/images/horatio_nelson.jpg

Even missing an eye and an arm, pointy-nosed HOTTNESS!!!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

xpost France was dominated by the upper classes even in the twentieth century. The Dreyfus Affair clearly demonstrates this and the De Gaulle regime later -- that was one of the reasons for the student and worker protests of 1968.

i know, i know, but at least they *had* those protests, they *had* a popular front, they *had* a strong movement against heriditary rule -- we *still have* an unelected second chamber. de gaulle didn't represent the 'upper classes' so much as a technocracy of advisorcrats a la blair. pick your poison.

but also it wasn't exactly the 'upper classes' in france and they never evolved the kind of public school system we have here.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

xpost Oh but he doesn't have his three-cornered hat on. That is double hottnesssss.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

You mean...

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/upload/img/BHC2889_20050112162541.jpg

::fans self::

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

The big change that the first French Revolution brought about was the concentration of power in the hands of people who had money. This had already been proceeding for many years, of course - in pre-Revolutionary France, practically all "civil service" jobs had to be bought by their holders - but the creation of the National Assembly and its election rules formalised the idea that government should be by landowners.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

With a tall ship...

http://www.thefullfonty.com/images/Horatio_N_300.jpg

(Oh my god, it's actually a Nelson FONT!!! - I wish I'd known that before I emailed the TGL.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

right, and before that it was run by...?

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Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0300097972.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

This is a good book despite me never making it all the way through. Because it is a million pages long.

adam (adam), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

Nice pics.

xpost Oh because Napoleon surely would have brought "liberty" to all the countries he invaded. This argument sounds oh-so-familiar today with Bush and co and their cynical excuses.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

The government itself was by whoever the King appointed. In theory he was supposed to only appoint aristocrats to ministerial posts, but especially in the years leading up to the revolution, that was ignored.

However, in the period we're talking about, being an aristocrat didn't mean you were rich. Most - especially the provincial ones - were rather worse off financially than the professional class of lawyers and merchants who ended up making up the National Assembly.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

Site of a million school trips for little Robster...
http://www.cjbooks.demon.co.uk/images/victory%20col%202.JPG

robster (robster), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

forest, in the long run which country do you think better approximated a democratic govt in the 19th c?

saleXander / sophie -- a bit anachronistic, i think, but fatefully bound up with questions of nationalism. most of the democratic movements in germany and italy took *some* inspiration from the french revolution. on this question britain was closer to russia or austria.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:23 (twenty years ago)

So?? Napoleon is linked to but separate from the French revolution. That's the thing though isn't it: it all became a romanticised myth. Not saying there weren't good features or principles behind the revolution but really, the Terror ruined it all and no one can deny that Robespierre was a dictator.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

It's hard to say, because the 19th century was a period over which a lot changed in both countries. In the UK, by the end of the century we were left with effectively the government system we have now - and the replacement of the Lords was being considered a lot more seriously 100 years ago too.

Additionally, I don't know much about French history in the later 19th century. What I *do* know is that a lot of the major tropes in current French political dogma originated with the Third Republic, and its aggressive republicanism and secularism.

I'd say that France *was* more democratic, but only after the Franco-Prussian war. Before that, it was probably the other way around. The Third Republic could even be described as the defining moment in moving away from absolutist government.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

sure yeah, but the *principles* of the revolution became a myth which inspired a fair amount of *concrete action* (and thought) on a level you didn't get in england.

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PS i *like* aggressive secularism

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

i *like* aggressive secularism

So do I.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

i think you have to look at countries as a balance of contending forces, rather than just at the ruling class. in britain the balance was more forcibly in favour of the status quo.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

xxxpost the Chartists were influenced by the French revolution(s).

Yes but Britain had a long parliamentary tradition unlike France and it was therefore a much more stable political entity, so of course conditions favoured the status quo. There was more room to reform from within the system especially as the government learnt their lesson from the civil war.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

"xxxpost the Chartists were influenced by the French revolution(s)."

well -- kind of. but by then (1840s) look how far ahead french political thought was! i don't think there was much room for reform in the british system, as evidence by the total failure of the chartists, for example!

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

How have we got this far without a picture of Horatio's mighty column?

http://mobry.dyndns.org/~bhorling/photos/honeymoon/london3/PC010704.jpg


mmmm, phallic...

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

for all this counterfactual history (which i'm enjoying BTW, keep it up) i'm glad mustard is yellow and NOT BROWN :-)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

xpost They didn't fail, they just got screwed over.

France wasn't always ahead in political thinking and there were vast reforms in the latter years of the 19th century in Britain. Women also got the vote in 1918 in Britain compared to 1945 in France.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fellwalk.co.uk/trafalgar2.jpg

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

the chartists getting screwed is eveidence of a pretty rigid parliamentary system, i would have thought. it's true that some political ideas in britain (like the one you cited) are further ahead than in france.

but in 1945 we still had a house of lords and a monarchy, and within a few years we had handed over our foreign policy to washington.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

Kate, Nelson lived in Tooting! Nearly.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

xpost Not necessarily. They thought they were getting a good deal but it was only beneficial to the bourgeoisie. The parliamentary system was willing to change to a degree to accommodate demands, but feared the working classes due to some of the radical Chartists.

Even though you might disagree with the House of Lords on principle they have very little influence. Yes it would be better not to have the damn thing and it is unrepresentative, but in practice it doesn't hold much sway.

saleXander / sophie (salexander), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

He didn't live in Tooting. He lived at Morden Hall.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

But that's near enough for the Trafalgar Arms to claim him as their own. I never realised it was a gay bar until I stumbled upon drag queen bingo there one night. Then I realised it had been renamed as Hardy's, with lots of allusions to men really, really liking other men in a 19th-century kind of way.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but was it "Kiss me" or was it "Kismet"?

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Having realised he was about to die, Nelson actually said: "Fuck me, Hardy!", but it was cleaned up by the censors of the day and lost all meaning as a result.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Every time I think the server is about to crash, I go "Fuck me!" but that doesn't mean that I actually want any of the IT department to do anything about it! Blimey!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

Actually it was Merton Place, but I'll let you off.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

would we have had the 2nd world war if napoleon had won?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

well, the 1st as well

ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

yes.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

a first world war.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Having realised he was about to die, Nelson actually said: "Fuck me, Hardy!", but it was cleaned up by the censors of the day and lost all meaning as a result.

he actually said "Fuck me, Hard!"

ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Bring on the Nelson slash. Go on, you know you want to...

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

i can't get on photoshop at work but someone surely can photoshop a les paul onto nelson and give him a cigarette and curly hair and a hat


wait he already has the hat thing.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

OH LOOK A FAKE BRITISIHES

jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

A fake Nelson:

http://www.seabritain2005.com/upload/img/nelson-on-pickle.jpg

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

a full Nelson
http://rawsmackdown.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/master%20lok.jpg

ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I will say, 'Well done, Nelson and well done, British Navy!' Napoleon was a proto-fascist scoundrel who, on account, did far more harm to France than good and who, while he did implement some reforms in various parts of Europe, largely ruled his continental empire without the consent of the populace and without their welfare as his concern.

The real argument regarding the 19th century and the legacy of the French Revolution vs. British Parliamentarianism is one of radical change vs. slow, ameliorative (one hopes) evolution. Both sides have good points.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Being invaded by Napoleon didn't do Portugal much good. We came up to him and were like "yo Napoleon, way to go on the whole liberalism thing, we drafted our constituiton, wanna see?" and he was basically like "haha, yes, cute, fuck off". So we had to have that bother hanging over us until we managed to kick him out, with help of the britishies. So then we went back to an abolutist monarchy and (according to some) became a de facto british colony (you guys took all our brazilian gold! And drank our port wine...*); liberals who tried to change this were condemned as cheese-eating invader monkeys and had to leave the country (to go to France or England, mostly.) They eventually won out, tho, and we got a liberal monarchy, which I reckogn wasn't much different from the UK one. Real life democracy started in 1911, lasted a few years. We didn't much like it.

Almeida Garret, our biggest liberal writer, admitted to a childhood infatuation with Napoleon, but when he had to leave the country he went to England. Go figure.

* Well, actually it was more like:

PORTUGAL: Hooray! We found gold! Let's throw it on the streets of our various embassies and stuff.

UK: Hmmm. Say, Portugal, we've long been interested in that delicious port wine of yours...

PORTUGAL: W0rd?

UK: Yes. So we were thinking, maybe we could buy that stuff from you with our strong british pounds...but in exchange, you'll have to buy some of our stuff, k?

PORTUGAL: Ok! This gold is only lying around, anyway...

(some time passes)

PORTUGAL: Wtf, we're out of gold!

UK: Haha pwned! *hic*

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha!

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

When I was in Paris a couple of weeks back, I was struck by how Napolean seems to be perceived in France as a great leader who made the country what it is today and stamped the French mark on the world.

Over here we always think of him as a pint-sized loser with relationship issues and a poor taste in wallpaper.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone make it to the celebrations in Trafalgar Square yesterday?

No, I didn't, either.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

we were at the templeton carpet factory, on saturday, and remembered the nelson monument, on the green, was the first one erected, to him, not long after his death and a good while before the column

RJG (RJG), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

i passed by t-square during the celebrations, but not much was going on.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

I was going to ask what Templeton Carpet Factory was, but then decided to google it instead. What an incredible looking place! (And beautiful carpet, to boot.)

Was there a connection between Nelson and Glasgow, or was it just a monument for the sake of it?

I thought they would make a bigger fuss of him in Brighton, to be honest, but I suppose even though it's a seaside town, it's not very naval. I should have taken the bus to Portsmouth, but I spent too long wandering around the PaviLion.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

don't know about a connection to glasgow specifically but there were a lot of scots in his fleet, I think

a quick google says "1,154 men born in Scotland served at Trafalgar"

there's a nelson monument on calton hill, in edinburgh, too

RJG (RJG), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/3/19553-large.jpg

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

I saw some of the beacon-lighting ceremony from Portsmouth on telly on Friday evening. It was pissing down and Prince Phil looked bored during all the marching band bits.

There was a am dram re-enactment (using a fake Nelson similar to the one above) of the battle on the Victory followed by pyrotechnic fake broadside that looked a little underwhelming.

robster (robster), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

polish people liked napoleon a lot, b/c he kicked german and russian ass. in gratitude, he sent lotsa poles off to do his dirty work in places like somosierra:

http://napoleon.gery.pl/polska/somosierra/somosierra.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 October 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

fifteen years pass...

I read a bio of Nelson written - I realized once I finished - by a management consultant. The intended lesson was that Nelson won because he ran his fleet the way consultants advise running companies (clear strategic guidance but lots of autonomy at the unit level.)

lukas, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 05:35 (five years ago)

https://charlespurcellblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/business.jpg

Number None, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

Nelson is important mainly because his fleet won some very consequential naval battles. He had something to do with those victories, but so did every single naval officer and sailor on both sides, plus a good amount of luck, because battles always incorporate lucky breaks that no one foresaw when planning the engagement and did not control when they happened. So, Nelson is just another rather good military leader who is wildly celebrated for outcomes he had only a minor influence upon.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 29 October 2020 03:22 (five years ago)

well that was sorta the author's point, Nelson and the Brits accepted that battles couldn't be run top-down while the French were trying to have everything orchestrated, with complex signals from a flagship telling everyone what to do

lukas, Thursday, 29 October 2020 04:08 (five years ago)

i went swimming out near trafalgar last year on my birthday. would love to be there again. popular kiteboarding spot.

https://imgur.com/gallery/SEHVaZ8

Fizzles, Thursday, 29 October 2020 07:17 (five years ago)

When I was little I had the idea that the Battle of Trafalgar was a swordfight between Nelson and Napoleon, held in Trafalgar Square. Not sure how old I was when I changed my mind on that one.

logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 October 2020 08:25 (five years ago)

An Egyptian-style cloak worn by Napoleon the night before the battle of Waterloo. It was seized from his baggage train at the field, following the defeat. pic.twitter.com/UOFZxltXnF

— Marina Amaral (@marinamaral2) October 27, 2020



Boney suffered the ignominy of his fave cloak getting ransacked by the victors, he'd picked up some fashion tips during the Egyptian campaign

calzino, Thursday, 29 October 2020 08:25 (five years ago)


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