If you met J0nath0ng williamsmang in his Neu! shirt what would you do?

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Would you punch him? Buy him a beer?

― blistecks9, Friday, 21 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Get him to buy me a beer.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I'd say hello.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I am wearing it today. NYC, let's make this HAP-----PEN!!!!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I'd also listen carefully to see if he has an accent like the dad from Family Guy.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I would introduce myself and be like "wow, small world!"

I blow at these hypotheticals.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I'd grab his ass.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

i would ask, hey nice shirt, is it neu

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

i'd blow his hypothesis

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

I'd say, "Oh you're not wearing that old thing again are you?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I WOULD START A THREAD ABOUT JON AND BROOKLYN AND HIS JOB AND HIS EDUCATION AND HIS LIFE IN GENERAL THAT EVERYBODY COULD ENJOY AND SHARE.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

I WOULD START A THREAD ABOUT JON AND BROOKLYN AND HIS JOB AND HIS EDUCATION AND HIS LIFE IN GENERAL THAT EVERYBODY COULD ENJOY AND SHARE.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

probably quote him

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Wouldn't know him from Adam unless he had his mouth open like the Joker.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I met a girl at a bar thanks to my Neu! shirt. She then myspace messaged me the next day and we are trading notes.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

i would ask him "are you a ricer?"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

i'd say "hi, jon -- why aren't you wearing a wolf's eyes t-shirt instead?"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

My wolf eyes shirt is kinda small and looks creepy.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Or did you mean a "Wolf Shirt"

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I like the hot pink.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

I think he meant a hairshirt.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Jon - you should start wearing white overalls.

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

What if you met JoNEUthan Williamshirt in his williamsburg thong?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I- -I- -I--- don't get it!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Your search - williamsburg thong - did not match any documents.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

he mixed up the words in the thread title!

pretty clever

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I'd ask him what he was doing in Ealing!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

the ilx thongs are here

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

i would attempt to say something mildly amusing

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

I would giggle behind my hand like a Japanese schoolgirl.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

you'd do that whomever you met!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, despite all my zig zag wandering through lower Manhattan as I made my way home this evening, the skinny blond man in the Neu! t-shirt was nowhere to be seen.

― k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 22 October 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

You misspelled "bald", k/l.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 22 October 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

i met jon on a street corner in new york once and i'm pretty sure he was wearing that shirt!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 22 October 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

I'd say 'hi jon' and he'd say 'hi jer' and we'd talk about old times and drink a lot.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 22 October 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

Buy him a beer. Set him on fire.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

i would ask, hey nice shirt, is it neu

Bahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

j0nath0ng, have you read KRAUTROCKSAMPLER?

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 October 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

I'd slap him about a bit.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 22 October 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

hello

― c7n (Cozen), Saturday, 22 October 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

I thought KRAUTROCKSAMPLER was an album?

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

It's a book by Julian Cope, yeah?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

oy vey

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

is what i would say

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I'd bust out my guitar and play a sinister song, then say, "I wrote it for you. I'm going to play it at your funeral." Then I would battle him and possibly lose.

― gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

i wouldn't do anything. i'm a bit scared of him.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

i don't think i would do anything either

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

protip: what happens on the net stays on the net

― take it from a pro (bato), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

caitlin, we could drink beer though right?

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 24 October 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

Jon, did you pay full price for that t-shirt, or was it on Sonderangebot?

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

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tasty mexican
treat, i like you best with a
side of green salsa

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

*clap clap clap*

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Emotions are wind.
Bespectacled thinking of
A three-word band name.

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

That looks like rice. You sure you weren't thinking about a wedding?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Handsome sweater only
Nineteen ninety nine at the
H & M spring sale

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I can't wait to join the "Aerodynamic" Male ILX crew with Nabisco and Jess!

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.uniqlo.com/us/stores/ny_soho_store.html

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Nabisco, try youtube?

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

that pic makes me want to hold jess. also: drink coffee.

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

is uniqlo the new h&m?
xposts

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/369856161_aa346cbf12.jpg?v=0

looks like a still from an emo holocaust/ww II drama

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

"nabisco's list"

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rent it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://tarkovsky01a.webcindario.com/_1979%20Stalker%20(ing).jpg

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

damn

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit, i thought that was nabsico in the photo all day... no coffee is bad!

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN DO I GET TO JOIN THE OLD RAD BALD DUDES WITH GLASSES CLIQUE? :(

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

Uniqlo is the new benetton

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

except uniqlo is cheap. also the uniqlo store here is 36000 sq ft or something

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

Benetton used to be, back in the 80s. Uniqlo is fantastic, probably only for their cheap knitwear, but that is good enough for me.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

Its just nice to see men's clothing with some fucking color. So sick of this:

http://crush.saturn.org/images/banana.jpg http://www.theshoppesatenglishvillage.com/imgs/retailer-logos/banana-republic-logo-man.jpg
of course, the gap is bad too; making you look like you're an undergrad after you've shit out three babies. And Old Navy reminds me of this:

http://www.samsproductions.com/minivanmom74/Blog%20Images/kidshows/photo044.jpg

(mostly sporticus)

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is that? (i noticed a book of whatever that is in waitrose yesterday, but I am none the wiser)

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.carrieunderwoodonline.com/gallery/data/media/3/skecherad2006.jpg

or maybe lazytown = sketchers ? Apparently she isn't famous enough that we'll know who she is though

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ddue, just go look for it on youtube. It is worth watching! It's like Eurodance + sketchers ad + kids tv

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ARE A PIRATE

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN DO I GET TO JOIN THE OLD RAD BALD DUDES WITH GLASSES CLIQUE?

CAREFUL WHO YOU ARE CALLING OLD. Anyway, all you'd have to do is shave the head stubble.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously. and the old thing just kinda happens.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

My hair doesn't even qualify as hair??!?!?1 Its stubble now?

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

it wasn't stubble when I rubbed it the other night.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

Just shave it off if you want to be from the future so badly.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

jon, shave it off then paint your skull. you'll be looked at as a visionary or a lunatic or both.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

I just get visions of Jonathong Neu! as Barry Krishna.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.igs.net/~spykitten/telly.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moviehabit.com/photos/reign_of_fire_150.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

So you know!!!!

CONTROL, THIS IS BELTAR 7; MY MISSION IS JEOPARDY; DESTORY THE PLANET!!!!!!!

xpost

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

will one of the rad bald dudes with glasses be my personal stylist?

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i need help with clothing, i sort of want to dress like jon (turquiose hoodie sounds pretty appealing)

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

it's a pretty easy style

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

i want to get one of those ridiculous patterend hoodies now that they've descended from the world of hip-hop culture and into the mall

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

mandee, i will "dress" you

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ gross

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

the last 4 ppl to post are my 4 favorites on ilx actually
(ethan can be #5)

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 1 February 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

(mandee is in there not jess twice)

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 1 February 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

(nobody knows who i am so its creepy i know everybody else huh)

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 1 February 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://deepfield.com/suet-sparrow.jpg

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

btw jon u r very pretty

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

it wasn't stubble when I rubbed it the other night.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), Yesterday. (Dr Morbius)

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

nervous that is the least creepy attempt at creepy ever!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

TRY HARDER

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

it wasn't stubble when I rubbed it the other night.
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), Yesterday. (Dr Morbius)

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