Midlife Crisis: HERE I COME!

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I just a pair of these for myself for my birthday. Official Motorhead VANS!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

In my excitement, I neglected to inclulde the most crucial verb in that sentence: BOUGHT.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

alex you must email me and tell where you found them. my brother's birthday and my wife's hanukkah presents have just been decided.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

I think everyone's presents everywhere might have just been decided.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, those are pretty goddamned cool.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

They should roll out Misfits VANS next.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

They have the logo on the heel and OH SWEET LUCIFER THEY'RE SO DEAD COOL!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

i want these!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Seek and ye shall find.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Why must they make their laces so damn long?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Just gnaw 'em off. Raggy laces are METAL, MAAAN.

― Laurel, Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

haha you suck alex in nyc

youre almost as old and crap as jez "jazz" coleman now!!!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

And you are who again?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

when are they gonna roll out the rancid vans? "hey duder, check out my rancid vans! aw man, no, come back here."

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

seriously who da fuck ever listened to motorhead except for brain dead morons

like alex in nyc!!!

haha you just got pwned like a noob sabiot old man

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

seriously who da fuck ever listened to motorhead except for brain dead morons

You're really biting off a lot more than you can probably chew here, by the way. Cock jockey.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

you think i cant chew? well listen to dis bitch: i got myself sum packet bubble gum and chewed all FIVE piece AT THE SAME FUKKEN TIME so put that in your pipe and smoke dat like jez colman's cock

ps it is ironic because you ride da cock in a jockey position haha pwned again bitch

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

zzzzzz........

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

haha i submitted yo punk ass to sleep

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ PWNS YOU ALL AGAIN!!!!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

i love u esteban

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

seriously who da fuck ever listened to motorhead except for brain dead morons

Esteban is of course jealous he can't get those special edition Vai boots:

http://kennysfanpages.tripod.com/steve.jpg

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

no i am jealous because i cant get any of those wikked special edition "Image Hosted by tripod" boots!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Ah,I guess your provider doesn't want you to jizz anymore all over your computer.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I guess the chances of Timberland making a limited run of Steely Dan- endorsed boots is a little slim. Shoot.

― 57 7th (calstars), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Nathalie, you've made me laugh out loud twice today.

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

This is cool and I know Vans are comfortable, but for some reason Vans have always looked like generic shoes to me, which is MY PROBLEM, I know, but I can't bring myself to wear them. I feel like I just walked out of Little Red Shoe House or Payless.

― Fugazi Pumas, Saturday, 22 October 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Admit it: you bought that pair of DKNY leather pants on eBay too.

― heehee, Saturday, 22 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Haters be damned. These Vans have brought me nothing but joy today.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

fifteen years pass...

Saw a white bmw roadster today that looked pretty sweet

What sports car would you buy in a midlife crisis?

― calstars, Saturday, 7 November 2020 01:49 (five years ago)

None. What good are they?

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 7 November 2020 01:50 (five years ago)

The new midlife crisis vehicle of choice for sad Americans is a giant pickup with a Punisher skull on the hood.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:36 (five years ago)

I walked next to a Dodge pickup that was parked on the street, where the hood was, no kidding, as high as the top of my head. (I'm 5'10") It was undoubtedly driven on city streets, by a white man, alone, with an empty pickup bed 99% of the time.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 7 November 2020 05:08 (five years ago)

What sports car would you buy in a midlife crisis?
I bought a used Alfa 159 Ti TBi, I’m pretty happy with it thanks

― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 7 November 2020 05:35 (five years ago)

I will probably get a honda

― brimstead, Saturday, 7 November 2020 05:44 (five years ago)

87 supra would be sweet

― brimstead, Saturday, 7 November 2020 05:51 (five years ago)

What made you choose the Alfa?

― calstars, Saturday, 7 November 2020 10:26 (five years ago)

Always loved them, and they’re always cheap used because they break your heart and empty your wallet. It’s not the best one I’ve had but it’s very pretty...

― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 7 November 2020 11:50 (five years ago)

(anyway I was just mocking myself for having a midlife crisis)

― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 7 November 2020 11:54 (five years ago)

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