The Gentlemen of Craig's List

Hi there,

I'm taking a mini vacation to Palm Springs through the Eastern Sierras. I'll be away for one week and would love to have a beautiful woman accompany my on my trip. If you're adventurous, fun, and pretty down to earth, I'd love to hear from you. And of course I'd be able to pay you for your time ($1000 for the week).

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Topless cooking? Don't you remember that time you cooked bacon naked in college, man? This is not a good idea. People generally put on more clothing to cook. Even if she's just making salad or a sandwich or something, the hygiene implications here, considering who's likely to respond to your ad, are not promising. Just have her 'clean' the house like everyone else.

To the guy who's brain is going on a mini-vacation:
$1000/week isn't going to attract any pros, only meth addicted skanks and you can get those already in the Eastern Sierra or Palm Springs without having to watch them tweak in the seat next to you while you drive and smell them for 8+ hours a day.

This is a honest to goodness offer and some easy money for the right person.

I'm an attractive 34 yo SWM here in Santa Rosa. Lately, I've had a desire to be nude in front of clothed women. I've been looking for a way to do this without offending anyone and so I'm posting on Craigslist.

So here's the deal. We meet and just hang out... carry on an intelligent coversation. I will get naked but you will remain fully clothed at all times. If you have a friend that's interested, she can be there too.

For your time I will gladly pay you $40/hr.

spend the day nude in my home. no sex whatsoever. just hang out. other ladies will be present. i will be the only man.

you must be a beautiful female, 18 or 19 years of age with multiple forms of ID.

you must be a beautiful female, 18 or 19 years of age with multiple forms of ID.

And I promise--promise--there will be no hidden cameras hooked up to a live webfeed charging vistors $2.95 a minute.

i sent out like a hundred emails to w4m and got no response is something wrong with my email is there a block i dunno im really fucken bored send me an email if you read this or a pic spread eagle be real nice yeh baby legs wide open

* this is in or around ?

Hi,

I am looking at a pile of resumes, for a administrative/personal assistant..given how much time I will be spending with this person.. I thought maybe I can find a qualified sexy and sensual woman for the job ..who is also open (only when time allows)to have a fun sexual relationship.. the job offers great career potential..and involves working on many different projects..you must also have strong book keeping experience as part of responsibilities..medical benefits are also part of the compensation. Not looking for anything complicated.. no drama..just a great employee with a fun ..easy going personality..that can learn and work hard..

I am an attractive 42 year old (most people think I am in my early thirties)..attached.. white, professional male... I stand at 5'9" tall, athletic, muscular build, full head of light brown curly hair, brown eyes.. I am considered very easy to get along with, fun to be spend time with, and very open.

If you are interested,tell me a little about yourself..and please send pic and/or description ...if all goes well we can talk and meet for drinks and take things from there... Bye for now and I look forward to hearing from you...and hopefully meeting soon ... otherwise..I wish you the best of luck in your search..;)

* this is in or around Midtown
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Saw your photo in the NY Post. Buying a door lock in regard to the robberies on LI. Debbie is your name.
Love your hair, complexion, height, makeup, and hooped earrings.
Are you single? Heck, who cares, your a hottie. Let me take you to Aruba in January!
Hope you see this!

* this is in or around Nassau Plainview
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

re: woman in plainview hardware store. Door lock your photo in NY Post - w4m
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2005-10-24, 8:22PM EDT

Dear Creepy Stalker Guy,

I was in the Plainview Hardware store buying a new door lock to make sure that I kept crazy men out of my life, not so that I could find one to whisk me away to Aruba. So while I find the phrase "door lock your photo in NY Post" intriguing, I'm going to have to pass.

Sincerely,
Debbie

P.S. It's "you're a hottie," not "your a hottie."

P.P.S. The next time you offer to take a complete stranger away for a romantic, out of town hook-up, you might not want to pick the place where another American hottie was kidnapped and never heard from again.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

stence i have my theories

I'd really like to say that the 8-bit music festival at The Tank last night wasn't the hugest sausage party that ever sausage partied a sausage party, but unfortunately it was just a room packed with as many nerd men as possible and scant few ladies! The women who came seemed to be there with their nerd boyfriends or confused Jersey types who were mainly interested in candyskipping as hard as they possibly could or jerkily busting the worst moves in history instead of displaying any interest at all in the technology behind the noise, which was basically the coolest part of it.

What a loss! This could have been such a cool event, but instead everywhere I saw long hair it was on a dungeon master / assembly language programmer who possibly can only achieve sexual arousal via hentai animation or a 'menage á Treo'. Where were my girls ):

Disenchanted,
Alana Post

* this is in or around the tank
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

MY Wife IS OUt CHEATING SO I WANNa DO ME ALSO PRICAN stockybuild 4NOW - 29
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2005-10-25, 12:41AM EDT

4NOW
4NOW
4NOW
4NOW

I am straight. 4 real!
My wife has been cheating on me for about 6 months now
so I come on craigslist looking 4 girls
But they were so hard to get and one day I met this Guy who came over one night
and gave me head. I have gotten my dick suck 4 more times since then by 4 different guys.
I have never fucked a guy in the ass.
She is gone and I wanted to see if I can try to fuck a cool guy in the ass.
I will eat your ass and fuck it thats it.
I am a total top.

Me: 5'8"
cut 6.5inches
Prican light skin
220lbs
stocky
chubby
So get back at me
4 now
4NOW
Please be straight looking and straight acting
clean and D&D free.
please bring condoms

* this is in or around little italy bronx
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

and then he posted pictures of his schlong and himself sitting naked at his laptop.

also posted this on M4M cuz I don't know if you'll read the MC part of craigslist. Anyway, you are the really hot guy who was showing me his huge cock as I was getting off the train last night at 3rd ave, heading toward Brooklyn. I was on my way home from a Sunday night Chelsea pub crawl, and you were sitting in the last car of the L train. You pulled out the biggest, tastiest piece of manmeat I've ever seen. Must've been at least 10 inches. Before I could react, the subway doors closed and you sat there with the biggest grin on your face as you fisted your cock. Wish I could've been there to help you. Wanna try again? Send me a pic of you and a pic of your cock so I know it's you.

* this is in or around Manhattan

hey girls whats up. where are you from? me and my buddy are chillin inmy room, and were thinking it would be pretty cool if we could meet a hot girl who was down a little threesome. now, we work out all the time, we have muscles and are told to be very good looking. we would love to meet a girl, swap some pics, eventually exchange phone numbers, talk a little...hopefully tonight, and then set something up. we can host or come to you. petite a plus. now we know this is a picture of colin ferrel, but one of us looks sooo much like him, no no better than him.

* this is in or around foresthills

('one of us')

I just looked at the pics in "women seeking men" and WTF?! I've watched "Friends" and thought all New York women looked like Monica, Rachel or Phoebe! The women I saw were far from it!

If I'm wrong, please post pics that show otherwise........thanks!

* this is in or around Seattle

wanna show off? pumped? No suckin, no fuckin, no faggit shit. nothin like that. all i wanna do is see you flex bro. keep your clothes on if ya want. young, old, ugly whatever, i dont give a fuck. married here, just gotta thing for another dudes arms. ok $10 if ya let me feel em. cool? not alot of talkin, rather not no your name or nothin. peace. oh yeah, gotta see a pic of em first.

If anyone makes a terrific playboy/companion, it's me. I'm game for anything, and I have the endurance and tenacity of a bull, which might be where my sign's logo came from. If I can find someone who'll at least try to keep up, grab a powernap, a quick shower and a cappuccino, and we will head out. In my mind, no matter what time we actually get out there, the night will still definitely be quite young.

http://a.im.craigslist.org/qN/d8/suG5DDclVmJNFysudHhFIg1wCh1H.jpg

Help me teach my dog to have some amazing sex with you he is a german shepard/rottie

* this is in or around East County