Let's discuss Robbie Williams new promo: WANGTASTICA!

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I love him, the fucker.

― not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

If you don't got it, flaunt it.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, this doesn't seem particularly flattering! But still, OMG etc.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!

great

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

...

― So so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

Showing off his body warts and all = A NEW, BOLD HONESTY. "Yeah, I sang "Angels" but I could spunk on the camera lens if I wanted to, I'm really that powerful."

I've not been monitoring his tattoos, but are those, uh, "swallows" on his abdomen?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

i wanked to it three or four times so far

― anthony, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

I was going to ask about the tattoos. Was his goal to get one of every cliche available? Where's the barbed-wire armband?

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

i wanked to it three or four times so far

Discus.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Was his goal to get one of every cliche available?

hahaha

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

http://wings.avkids.com/Book/Sports/Images/discus_02.gif
indeed.

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

Why are you guys acting like he's a pee-wee? The guy is packin'!

― not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Did you not notice it's FLACCID?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

It's as floppy as a basset hound's ear.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Flaccid but flappable. Hardly a mushroom in a fur forest.

― not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

I hear they're more flavorful than I AM NOT GOING DOWN THIS ROUTE, SORRY.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

I just realized that this is my first post to ILX and that I will forever be remembered as the girl who made everyone look at Robbie's wang-wiggle dance.

I think I am... pleased by this? Possibly?

― not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

Puppetry of Robbie's Penis

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

disgusting

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

oh we've all done it

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

The nipple tweak was more disturbing than the shake.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

wasn't that him brushing an imaginary collar?

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

No, that was definitely a nipple rub.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

I just showed this to my wife.

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

It's a nipple rub combined with a come-hither look of sorts.

― not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

crap mouth

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

he reminds me of someone I don't like

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

haha this is awesome.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

I suddenly like him a lot more. Not because he turns me on but because I assumed before that he was only pretending he had no dignity.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

i am serious, its the sexiest thing ive ever seen

― anthony, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it. What wang? It's just his face and torso and then that final full-length sideways shot where he's covering his crotch. Isn't it? Did they just change the clip or something?

"There's no earthly way of knowing..."

― Gogi Ormsby-Gore (Arthur), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

He's not covering his crotch, he's waving his penis around. Take a closer look?

― not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

or adjust your monitor?

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

He's so depressing..the more he wheels out his forced cheeky grin (and his other parts), the worse it gets. It's like watching some one stuck n their own hell.

I have the feeling there's going to be more and more desperate bids for attention. He's not happy, poor boy.

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

i can't wait till i get home and i can d/l without ph34r. not.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

I think it's simultaneously the most embarassing and most hilarious thing ever. I like how he has no shame whatsoever, just goes for it and doesn't give a tossing dick about being dignified. He just flaunts it all. He's on a mission to fulfull every cliche, to show that celebrities crave attention/love and is not afraid to be labeled as such because, feh, he craves attention (and money, popularity,... EVERYTHING). I absolutely love it. Dick 'n' all.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

synopsis? i'm getting the impression he shows his penis?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

He flaunts his body, tattoos and then at the very end waves his penis around.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

His FLOPPY wang. With a silly childish grin. WTF. The man is insane, hahaha.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

I pretty much had decided that Robbie Williams had no dignity when I saw the video clip of him at his US record-biz showcase telling a room full of record execs that he would suck every single cock in the room if it would mean success in America. This thing is just confirmation.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

i wish slebs i actually fancied would do this!

― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

He flaunts his body, tattoos and then at the very end waves his penis around.

Jim Morrison will be spinning in his grave.... if he was actually dead of course

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

he's not aging well is he? maybe it's the coke.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

maybe it's the cock

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Um... ew.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Cocaine's a helluva drug!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Someone should just dub an audio track of "Superfreak" over the video.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

He should have been in Alexander.

― So so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

That's practically what Jared Leto looked like in that movie, anyway.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

He wasn't so...I don't know...I have a terrible time describing whatever Robbie is.

― So so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008NV5L.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Jared Leto WISHES he looked like Robbie Williams.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

he's not aging well is he?

Huh? Maybe I need glasses.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

well he's only 31 or 32. i think he looks older.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

I was quite enjoying looking at him. Until he did that thing.

― Mï¿½dchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Do I dare? Man, I wish I wasn't at work right now. I might wait until more people have gone home. I wouldn't mind seeing RW nekkid. Oh no.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Why do men DO that? It's like, does it ever get old for them to do things like that? Don't they ever get used to the fact that, yes, they have a penis, and yes, it can wiggle or be shaked about and made to look silly. You'd think you'd tire of that by age 12, it's not as if I sit around trying to force my boobs into shapes and such.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

it's not as if I sit around trying to force my boobs into shapes and such.

yes, but if you looked at a great deal of male-oriented pr0nography, you'd think that was all HOTT CHIX0RS did all day long.

I want do see, dammit, I want to see! But then again, I like that sort of thing, vis a vis the nekkid Damien Hirst playing with his penis and twisting it into silly shapes I have pinned up on my wall.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Squeezing them together or pulling your nipples is not the same as the kind of thing Robbie Williams is doing! I've witnessed too many men doing this for it to be some abhorration that only RW does.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Kate - you can hardly see it. I braved it at work and it was fine.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh I totally looked at it at work too.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

Dammit, dammit, dammit... don't talk about something I CANNOT SEEEEEE!!!

x-post, ah ha, then I shall go off and see!

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

I will never, never tire of this fact. Sometimes I forget and then I remember and I have to sit down for a while because I'm so overcome by how amazing it is. Then I stand up and shake my knob.

― knife (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

So that's what this dream job of yours involves. No wonder the boss lets you off early.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! that is the best thing I've seen in ages!

Kati in finance and I sat and watched together and hooted with laughter. We also both agreed that he has a lovely cheeky smile, but just too many damned tattoos.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Ned - if I ever told you that this was my dream job, you have my permission to shoot me in the face.

― knife (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

*makes note of this for the SF visit in two weeks*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

[ animated .gif of lohan boobs ]

(the search function is being a dick

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5314/lohan0tx.gif

There we go.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

Boyf has just phoned. Surprise! Ticket to see Puppetry of the Penis. Thx.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, thought so... one glance at the Eye of Horus Tattoo and I knew he was another Thelemite:

In a review of Robbie Williams' forthcoming album, Intensive Care, The Times (UK) includes the following:

"Random Acts is Robbie’s risible account of flirting with black magic, having recently confessed in an interest in the occult, spoken all kinds of nonsense about wanting to conjure the spirit of Horus, the mythological Egyptian deity, and not ruling out the possibility of entering one of the fashionable faiths such as Scientology, Buddhism and Kabbalah. Here, he sings of putting a spell on a lover who spurned him. Perhaps unsurprisingly, he comes across as more David Blaine than Aleister Crowley."

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,14932-1830172,00.html

Sorry if that ruins it for anyone. He looks like a dip to me.

― Rex Roofer, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I bet he doesn't brush his teeth either. :-P

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm waiting on the Alan Moore/Robbie Williams collaboration album.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I bet he doesn't brush his teeth either. :-P

Oh, I don't know. He certainly seems very body conscious and proud. Maybe he magicks his teeth clean.

― Rex Roofer, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

He had a rather furry tongue on that Face cover a few years ago.

― Mï¿½dchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Why do men DO that? It's like, does it ever get old for them to do things like that?

I think that women vastly underestimate exactly how happy men are that we have penises. It's a little like having a mini-Christmas every time you get naked. (NOTE: DO NOT SEND ME PENISES FOR CHRISTMAS)

― The Ghost of I Know My Audience All Too Well (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Spoilsport.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Robbie Williams is quoted in GQ magazine:

"I feel I'm in a spiritual lull, and so I wouldn't rule anything out. Scientology, Buddhism, Kabbalah ... if it makes people's lives feel better, and easier, why not? I'm vaguely interested in it, but I'm more likely to try and conjure the spirit of Horus than knocking about with Tom Cruise and John Travolta, OK?"

And why magic? "Everybody wants special powers, don't they?" he says. "And I'm still a little boy who wants to be special."

The Independent's review ( http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/reviews/article321002.ece ):

"It's hard to find a moment that isn't soured by galactic self-regard or the bogus, inauthentic manner of his music... As if all this isn't bad enough, Williams has gone and cultivated an interest in that old spiritualist trickster Aleister Crowley, an influence most apparent in the album's heaviest song "Random Acts", which extends further the lofty disdain of "Advertising Space". "It's justice, not respect I'm after," he blusters, "and that just means contempt for you all." Charmed to hear it, and more than happy to reciprocate."

― Lex Luthier, specialty: lute, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

That seems kind of gay, to be that delighted by the sight of a penis.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Ned - if I ever told you that this was my dream job, you have my permission to shoot me in the face.
-- knife (adamr...), October 26th, 2005. (nordicskilla) (later)

not on this thread please, adam.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

oh...sorry

― knife (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

If every guy who likes to play with his penis is gay, every guy on Earth is gay. Sometimes nerve endings suck but sometimes they are REALLY FUCKING AWESOME.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

And if every guy on earth is gay, why do some of them smell so bad?

― knife (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Dan, do you see what he's doing? I mean he's winging it around in a circle.

xpost Adam sometimes gay men smell bad.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I know.

― knife (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Imagine if you had a big, floppy clitoris that you could flop around and use to make funny shapes; wouldn't it be fun to play with that?

(I realize I have already lost you with the phrase "big, floppy clitoris".)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

You have however entertained the rest of us greatly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

No, I would NOT be entertained greatly by that, I'd be very upset and disturbed.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I flop my penis on my S.O.'s head to wake her drooling ass up off the couch.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:sd3lgGLR_uQJ:www.gotmillertime.com/images/Bentley%2520-%2520Senior%2520Year/Third%2520Edition%2520Smaller/Dwyer-Teabaggin-MC.jpg

― My S.O.'s S.O., Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh not you.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.edsel.net/woman.JPG

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??????"

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

> but I'm more likely to try and conjure the spirit of Horus

I guess the choice of Quitely and Morrison for the design of his album cover has rubbed off on him somewhat…

― carson dial (carson dial), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

So when is the 'Live At Knobworth' DVD out, then?

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 27 October 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Yum Yum

― HairyBeast, Friday, 18 November 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

This thread is 6th on google for "robbie williams penis", by the way.

I like the way how few people are searching for that.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 19 November 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

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