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Looking to fuck some celebrities and rising actors and musicians
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2005-10-25, 1:01AM EDT


Hello my hot sexy stud-muffin and how are you doing? My name is Lawler; I promise I am real and hope you will be as well. This message isn't very personal and for that I am sorry. I am looking to take a trip out your way very soon.

Looking for a man that can handel perfection and isn't afraid of a strong sexy intelligant fun loving wild talent woman. I know what i want and am not afraid to go after it. I need well built well hung studs willing do what ever it takes to satisfy both in and out of the bedroom. Some one that knows that they will never find better than me. if you are looking for a once in a life time experience, your search is over. One taste of my sweet vanilla juices and you'll be hooked for life.

Lovely, Luscious, & Lick-able Lawler Every man's fantasy become reality Total package mind, body, heart, and soul Guaranteed to satisfy and stimulation both in and out of the bedroom I have pics avaliable for trade. Please contact me asap before my end box gets flooded. have a great day.

I'm just looking for fun. I need a guy that will not get upset that my initial reply is not going to be personal and will likely be a group e-mail. My last post generated about 150 replies in a matter of hours. I am just trying to make the most of my time. Once you actually read and reply to the more generic get to know you e-mails then we can start to get more personal.

I am fun loving, adventuresome, and always looking for a good time. I need a guy that isn't possessive or jealous. Some one who is proud to have me on their arm and in their bed. I am college educated but am working a dead end job at the moment.
I think life is full of endless possibilities and anything is possible. I don't limit myself needlessly. I truly believe things have a way of working out for the best.

I just recently moved to a new apartment. I was staying with my family. it is a long story. I how ever do not currently have a house or cell phone. Hope that isn't a deal breaker.

Single never married no kids drug and disease free from IL. Former gymnastic exotic dancer and nude model total exhibitionist red/green 5'11" 135# no tan lines pierced skilled tongue natural 38DD-28_38 and have a mind to match Love to tease please satisfy and stimulate in and out of the bedroom Total package mind body heart and soul your every wet dream fantasy and prayer rolled up into one it only gets better in the flesh believe me I am absolute perfection

I am looking for some one that realizes a woman can never be too safe meeting some one on line I will expect you to tell me what I want to know to feel safe meeting you and of course a PHOTO IS A MUST.

Good evening. I am still new to the whole craigslist thing. I get a lot of initial replies but very little follow through. I need a guy that realizes that a smart sexy woman who enjoys sex doesn't equal an escort webcam girl or phone sex site.

I am completely real and above board.Check out my pics. That is really me. Looking for well built well hung studs and sugar daddies for good times. I expect a real picture of you with your reply. I promise it only gets better in the flesh.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

maura (maura), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/106458285.html

'my boyfriend would kill me' ... but that won't stop me from posting a photo

maura (maura), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

WAS THIS YOU AT STITCH SATURDAY NIGHT (10/22)? - 22
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2005-10-24, 9:07PM EDT


to the boy i feverently made out for 20 minutes at stitch..i do not remember your name or your face...you see i went to an all you can drink party before and let me tell you, i drank my 30 bucks worth...i really feel like we connected and well those 20 mintues were the only memory in my head from the whole night...i was so drunk that i ran away from you to eat a hot dog and never returned to exchange numbers...so if you are interested in rekindling our magical time please email me back.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

maura (maura), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHA (at the last one)

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Leave it to a woman to write 617 words when just the last paragraph would've done the trick.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

i really feel like we connected and well those 20 mintues were the only memory in my head from the whole night.

hee hee
ho ho

thanks

viborgu, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

i was so drunk that i ran away from you to eat a hot dog
I feel that

emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I've run away from many men to eat a hot dog, sober and drunk.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Please contact me asap before my end box gets flooded

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

If you love something, and it wants a hot dog, set it free. If it comes back to you, face smeared with mustard and relish, it's yours forever.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/rnr/1771209581.html

i love my boyfriend but his music is embarassing (24/f)
Date: 2010-06-02, 10:20AM EDT
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don't get me wrong he is awesome but his music taste is annoying.. he listens to old people music like lead zepplen (i hate when he sayd get the lead out), queen, the beatles, leonard skinard, "ccr" etc.. i hate when he drives because it's boring music the whole time. i like modern music, you know the regular music people in our age group are listening to.. so when a new song comes on and everyone is singing along he is totally lost. how can you not know tik tok (don't stop) by Ke$ha?

oh well i'll deal with it because he's awesome otherwise and i'm bored at work so this is just a time killer rant.. old music really is really boring and not fun.

ian, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

"i hate when he sayd get the lead out"

I can relate to this, in a sic kind of way.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

Abbott and (24/f) OTM

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

how can you not know tik tok (don't stop) by Ke$ha?

powerlol

Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

i love classic rock and tik tok fwiw

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

Sha$ta

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

is that cuz you are a brovacore lifestyle or whatever?

m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

endless lols @ "i hate when he sayd get the lead out"

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 3 June 2010 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

i, too, dislike it

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 June 2010 00:21 (sixteen years ago)

old music really is really boring and not fun

^^ favorite part

ian, Thursday, 3 June 2010 00:23 (sixteen years ago)


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