A totally DIFFERENT Halloween costume thread: Costumes for people who hate wearing costumes

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1. Your normal clothes + a fake moustache

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

2. "Myself"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.boxoffice.com/jpg/classic/tji/graduate.jpg

DER GRADUATE!

― andy --, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

3. Normal clothes + nametag with someone else's name on it

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

4. Bedsheet ghost

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

5. Normal clothes + nametag that says "Ghost"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

6. Bowtie

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

7. Suspenders

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

8. Bowtie + suspenders

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

9. Hair parted on opposite side

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

10. Glasses worn upside-down (difficulty level=6)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

11. Person who speaks in a bad fake accent for the first part of the evening, then gives up on it

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

12. Shoes on wrong feet

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

13. Member of Kriss Kross

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

14. Fan of Kriss Kross

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

15. Lamp shade on head = "Party Animal"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

16. I'maserialkillertheylookjustlikeeveryoneelse

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

17. Pod person

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

18. The tattooed man from the circus, but all my tattoos are under my clothes and it's too cold in here for me to take off my clothes and show you

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

19. Fake goatee = evil alternate-universe self

(this is even easier if you already have a goatee)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

20. Alcoholic, but the kind who can drink for days and not show any evidence of it in public.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

i just snorted pop out of my nose at "party animal."

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Tie sweater around waist and say you are Bill or Ted (my friend tried this one year and it really pissed me off... lazy!)

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

21. Bum who takes a great deal of pride in his appearance.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

22. Sweater draped over shoulders = preppy.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

23. I'm a sasquatch, but I had shaved this morning.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

24. "668" written on forehead: The neighbor of the Beast.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

25. Plain clothes policeman

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

24. Werewolf, but it's not a full moon. (Results not guaranteed if it is a full moon.)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Woops, 26.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

27. Evil dentist, but I don't like to take my work home with me.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

28. Bass player from Death Cab for Cutie.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

29. Ninja, but my clan has casual Fridays (or whatever day it happens to be).

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

30. Stand-up comedian (retired)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

31. Blogger

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

32. Podcaster

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

33. Internet troll

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

33. Werewolf. For some reason, I haven't started to change yet. The moon may not be all the way full, I dunno.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

35. The woman from that Twilight Zone episode who had plastic surgery and then everyone was freaking out about how it failed and made her look deformed but then they show her on camera and she looks normal and it turns out everyone else looks like freaky mutants.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Dude, #24.

xpost

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

36. Internet xposter

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Oh, then nonreader.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

37. God, because we were created in his image.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Commuter on a long layover. Say, is there anywhere a guy can get some action around here?

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

38. Movie extra

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

39. Doppelganger

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

40. Mark Ruffalo's body double

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

"Your ultimate fantasy lover" (sleaze-ball specific suggestion)

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

41. Dr. Jekyll

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

42. Man with an incredibly large penis, but I can't show it to you because this isn't that kind of party

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

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62. The Unknown Comic from The Gong Show, sans paper bag.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

63. lover of __________ [insert favorite passion here. i.e. twinkies, butterflies, apples, life, cars, etc.]

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

64. An Antiques Collector

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

65. Buckethead, out of costume

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

66. Puppeteer who had to pawn his puppets due to lack of popular interest in puppets, but is doing just fine, thank you.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

67. Failed novelist.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~benwhite/sandler_protractor.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

67. former reality tv show participant

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

69. Thomas Pynchon.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

70. JD Salinger

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

70. College graduate

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

70. A Chocoholic, but for Booze

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

71. High School Sweethearts

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

74. king of awesome

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

2. "Myself"

I've gone as "myself from 10 days ago" a couple years.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

73. That girl who fell down the well, but who is now all grown up and very well-adjusted and doesn't really like to talk about the well thing.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

GAH! Jaymc beat me to it.

Give me some CANDY!

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

74. Volunteer fireman, doesn't have to put on the uniform because he's on call

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

75. Closet Furry

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

76. My Chi

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

77. Employee of the Month

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

78. Molecules

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

79. A citizen

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

80. Someone who is self-employed.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

81. One of those people that shops at Walmart

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

82. A terrorist

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

81. Life Coach

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

82. Guy/Girl Who Hasn't Had Sex In Quite A While

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

83. The good twin

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

83. Someone Just Tryin' to Get By

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

84. A drunk driver

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

85. Someone channeling a ghost who just isn't that interesting

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

86. reformed jew

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

87. A Proponant of Water

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

88. Someone Who Enjoys Things

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

88. Person who is pretending to listen to the conversation you are having with him but is really staring at your breasts.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

89. A loser, because I'm dressing up as something that I'm not, get it?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

90. Giant Homunculus

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

91. a list maker

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

92. A guy with a condition causing everything he says to sound sarcastic

(okay, now I'm just thinking of Kids in the Hall party sketches)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

93. Fan of TV show Mama's Family

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

94. Someone who had Chicken Pox

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

(okay, now I'm just thinking of Kids in the Hall party sketches)

Which in turn reminds me of the improv game where you're at a party and the host has to guess what your quirk is. "Party Quirks," I think it's called. (The best was when my quirk was "doesn't know how to play Party Quirks.")

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

95. Guy with large penis who says that he has small penis because he thinks that small penises are less intimidating & resonate more sympathy with the ladies.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

96. Member of S1nister

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

97. unfunny internet message board contributor

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

98. vagitarian

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

atm, #82 is MY costume. christ!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

A terrorist who hasn't had sex in awhile?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

100. YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. Follow with diabolical laughter and walk away.

― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

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