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What if the word "Hurricane" started with a different letter!

Oh my God!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Yurricane!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Zurricane

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Nurricane!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Burricane

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Furricane!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

wait for it

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Surricane!!!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Jurricane!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

amurricane

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.80scartoons.co.uk/pawpaws1.jpg

― knife (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Purricane

Lurricane

Durricane?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

x-post -- Tom and Ally go the Furrycon. Oh wait.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.burningrain.net/ianmayo/hericanealice/img/hapc.jpg

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

RURRICANE!!!!!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

If you have Amurricanes you have to have Eurricanes.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

This was a little funnier when you did this last night, after I had drank 2 botles of wine and two rum drinks. Just sayin', Tom. I hope I wasn't encouraging you with my shrieking laughter, because really I dunno.

DURRICANE

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

zurichane - swiss hurricane

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

It's NOT funny that's the point

ken c already went home for the day which is the only reason we don't have a bukkakacane or some shit

humor writing for ILE!!! Beth Parker!!! san franciscans! Bullshit!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

What has San Francisco ever done to you?!?!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

i'm truly astonished no one has brought up BLURRICANE

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Churricane

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Scurricane

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Well If It Was Really Humorous To ILX Then It Would Be Jerry Seinfeld In Williamsburg With A Computer Program

― Docta MoooooorrrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrbiuthpt, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Blurillazillacane?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Well If It Was Really Humorous To ILX Then It Would Be Jerry Seinfeld In Williamsburg With A Computer Programicane

― Allyzay Plays the Game Correctly (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

NED, YOU ARE TERRIBLE

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

ICANE

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

cocaineicane

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

san franciscane

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

'arricane

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

NED, YOU ARE TERRIBLE

Hooray!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

that's hotticane

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

meowicane

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Robbie Williams Wangrricane
Kevin Costner's Russian's Rusty: Washington DC Metrorricane
'Goodfellas' the 'Citizen Kane' of the UKurricane
give us hoperricane
can the modern american left genuinely claim to be anti-racirricane
Yoga Man Roll Callicane
try glasgow morricane
Octoberricane
Plamegate countdown for the final weerricane
The crimes of the singer-songwritericane
Batman Lego Anticipatiorricane
Does obeying minor rules basically make you a suckericane
"The Wireicane"
Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-worricane

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

suckericane!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5314/lohan0tx.gif
icane

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Himicane.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

hindsay hohan

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

i think you're missing the point.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

God jaymc why don't you go ruin your own threadicanes jesus christicane

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

co-caine

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

"ruin"icane

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I didn't ruin anything, wtficane!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

what if all celebrity names started with an h instead of hurricane?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

SMOKIN'-FAT-DOOBS-ICANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Confounded (Confounded), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Ow my brainicane

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Nick that .gif is vaguely creepy, it makes her look...weird, like she has old lady breasts, and I don't like the idea that Lindsay Lohan has old lady breasts. Please stop or I'll have to tell your girlfriendicane.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Tattletaleicane.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

the Alizee .gif was much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!icane

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

I think we need to work on bringing back to rr partrricane

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Confounding!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I sort of don't kill you now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

lindsay's ribcage is so gross-looking.

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/078324228X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegrricane (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Actually the Alizee pic is pretty good too, maybe if you repost it I'll stop obsessing about Lohan pic because I'm so incredibly bored at work todayicane.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earthicane.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Fucking GOP propaganda.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Ned, you're such a rebelicane.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

D'oh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

jbr is OTM, that's the problem with it, her breasts look like half deflated water balloons in that picture stuck to a bird chest! And that's not what she normally looks like so I do not condone of that picture.

This on the other hand is completely mesmerizing!

http://members.cox.net/trunker0205/alizee_ass.gif

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

it's giving me a headachcane

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/lindsay_lohan.jpg

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

OMG LINDSAY LOHAN'S FACE HAS THE PROPORTIONS OF AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGICANE

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, she's no Tyra Banks.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

The one thing I remember from art class is that the eyes on a human face should be slightly above the midpoint between the chin and top of the headicane.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Q. My Sea-Monkeys look different than the ones on the package.

A. The sea monkeys illustrations on the package are meant to communicate the fun of the Sea-Monkey environment and are not the actual size or shape found in nature.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

MY SEA MONKEY IS LACKING A CROWN AND SCEPTER. FUCK THIS SHIT.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

The way I remember it, the eyes are about halfway up, the bottom of the nose is halfway between the level of the eyes and the chin; the mouth is halfway between the nose and chin; the top of the ears are level with the eyes, and their bottom with the bottom of the nose. These are all generally pretty good approximations, and variation is much smaller than we mostly imagine.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5314/lohan0tx.gif http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5314/lohan0tx.gif http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5314/lohan0tx.gif http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5314/lohan0tx.gif

― The Ghost of That Is Kind Of Horrifying, Isn't It? (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

NOTES ON THE VINEYARD THAT'S-WHAT-YOU-GET-MOTHERFUCKERCAINE

Excuse my tardiness, but don't complain
I've been checking on the hurricane

On the south shore the waves
still violently crash
At the homes of high rollers
with buckets of cash

Great chunks of the yards
of the gated estates
Have gone to the ocean,
hey! Life can be great!

Over the bluffs and into the sea
Their real estate tumbled,
but far be it from me

To gloat or utter
hee hee hee hee

That's what you get
For kicking me

Off your beach
You fuckhead

See?

You've got no insurance
in the path of a hurricane
It's a pain in your ass
But here, have
SOME LANACAINE

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

GIVE THE FUCK UP ALREADY LADY
YOU ARE LIKE A CRAZY PERSON MUTTERING TO YOURSELF ON EVERY THREAD

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

WHERE'S NUDE SPOCK SO I CAN REALLY LOSE MY SHITRRICANES

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

YOU ARE LIKE A CRAZY PERSON MUTTERING TO YOURSELF ON EVERY THREAD
On every thread? Wow! I amaze EVEN MYSELF. GROVEL!!!!!!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

the lindsay gif anim is relaxing and soothing. much like sitting next to the sea. (but not during a xurricane). lindsay take me away.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Whoricane

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

you know, you can call it slurricane

― 40wata (tremendoid), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Her-icane

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Curry cane

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vgmuseum.com/images/amiga/Turrican%201.gif e

― robster (robster), Thursday, 27 October 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

i feel like there's a subconscious SCORPIONS vibe on this thread. no one has said it, but it's definitely there.

is it early morning? has the sun come out? was last night shaking and pretty loud? is our cat purring and scratching our skin?

so what's wrong with another sin? the bitch is probably hungry, she needs to tell or something, so give her inches (of ?) and feed her well.

there's more days to come, new places to go, i've got to leave, it's time for a show,

here i am, rock you like a hurricane,
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 27 October 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

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