This is the thread where we anticipate "Jarhead"

But we shouldn't, because it's long, heartless and boring. A terrible soundtrack, a thousand pulled punches and a meandering script that only makes Full Metal Jacket look a billion times better. What can be said for it: Saarsgaard is great (of course), as is Gyllenhall, who is HOT AS FUCK. Possibly worth seeing just to gawk at Jake in the nude (which he is, a couple times -- gratuitous ass shots ahoy!), but actually not. Three Kings did it sooooooooooooooo much better.