Enemas - C/D?

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ok, let's keep the doody talk to a minimum, but are enemas as uncomfortable as they sound?
i've got one to look forward to, coming up real soon.

― Grell (Grell), Friday, 28 October 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

o.k., i'll be the first to have a go...

they're not as bad as they sound, but the effects are IMMEDIATE. please, do not stray from the toilet.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

"That's the way he went out and I'm sure that's the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas," she told the Houston Chronicle.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Why?

― jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

yikes! a sherry enema....

― Grell (Grell), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

fast & sluice dood

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

TS: administering vs. receiving

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

alcohol enema this morning d00derz

― hi5!, Friday, 28 October 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

I remember an article in the Guardian (I think) about this a while ago.. the bloke stayed on some special health far in Singapore. They used coffee for enemas. Or vinegar, I think. That's going to smart, isn't it?

I've never really looked into how it works. If we're talking complementary therapy, I'd rather have a massage. So much less squishy.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 28 October 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

I mean, how it works is sort of obvious...but do they shoot it up there or does it sort of trickle up? And does it all come out straight away, or sort of leak out after you're done?

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 28 October 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

An enema? You know where you can stick that.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 28 October 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

It is squirted up, and, shortly thereafter, it returns with friends.

Not an entirely unpleasant experience...somewhat liberating, to be honest. You will feel lighter.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 28 October 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

So, why coffee??

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 28 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

er, big loud moutain ape, how much liquid are we talking about here, that needs to be squirted 'up'?

a litre, 250mL? etc.

― Grell (Grell), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

on the coffee enemas, don't you apparently lose tons and tons of weight?

that could be the plus.

― Grell (Grell), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

For the aficionado. A normal amount is much much less, more like 2 cups for an adult. I took a lecture class once in "colonic irrigation" as part of a natural health series at a food co-op. If I remember, coffee has some special property that opens up pores or something, releases toxins, then slams said pores shut again.

As BLMA says, not entirely unpleasant, but also not something I'd have done if I didn't have to.

― Jaq (Jaq), Saturday, 29 October 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Oh, that link - it's NSFW, btw.

― Jaq (Jaq), Saturday, 29 October 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, now. That is a surprise.

― moley, Saturday, 29 October 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

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