Brief descriptions from an early 90s SNL hosted by Jeff Goldblum

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Subway Guitarist

Subway rider (Goldblum) thinks guitarist's (Rob Schnieder) songs are about him.

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

Norm MacDonald doesn't like idea of being anal-raped in prison.

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

Karl's Video Store

Goldblum rents movies from obnoxious video store owner Karl (David Spade).

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Canteen Boy

Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) is teased at neighborhood garage sale.

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Sweet jesus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Was this tied in with Jurassic Park or something?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

dont pretend to be horrified

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm more thinking of Arendt's 'banality of evil' definition.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

New Kindergarden

Goldblum drops his autistic son (Jay Mohr) off for his first day at school

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Evil Robot

Mad scientist (Goldblum) creates a robot (Phil Hartman) programmed to kill Lorne Michaels

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

The McNeil-Lehrer News Hour

James Carville (Goldblum) debates race relations with Jesse Jackson (Tim Meadows).

― _, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

This was for THE FLY.

― andy --, Friday, 28 October 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

jeff goldblum as james carville??!!!

― dave k, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Robo-Hartman actually sounds kinda funny

― disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 29 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

wasn't aerosmith the music guest?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 October 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Norm MacDonald doesn't like idea of being anal-raped in prison.

Isn't this the foundation for 80% of Norm MacDonald's jokes?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 October 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Subway Guitarist

Subway rider (Goldblum) thinks guitarist's (Rob Schnieder) songs are about him.

This is the only skit from that episode I saw. Didn't then-gf Laura Dern cameo? Ugh.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

"Hey Jeff, remember when we were in the jeep and the dinosaurs were chasing us? Weren't you scared?"

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, this picture is great.

slightly NSFW, totally rofflicious

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Horrified is putting it mildly!

― Spammity Calamity!, Saturday, 29 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

That pic is indeed great. Says everything you need to know about "sex on the beach".

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 29 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Laura Dern is hawt.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

"The people didn't realize they were part of a sperm whale bukkake shoot..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

THANK GOD FOR WAVES.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

the lady who owns that backside is Lisa Marie, ex-muse for Tim Burton

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

trife, can you do a thread like this for the whole Alec Baldwin "schwetty balls" episode?

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Micc, I didn't mean that lady was Laura.
I was just stating a fact.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

That's all I was doing too! I didn't mean for it to be in response to you or anything.

this is a response
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― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

SIGH!

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

That's not the worst picture of that Goldblum/Marie series.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 30 October 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

I AM WATCHING THE FLY RIGHT NOW

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 October 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

hahaha

― and what, Saturday, 27 October 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

i guess everyone has probably seen this drunk jeff goldblum thing by now but if you haven't it's lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI

― s1ocki, Sunday, 22 June 2008 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

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