Did you ever wonder, "What would my living room look like with a life-size Brett Farve replica in it?" Now, you can have the answer!

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I'm going to wallpaper my living room with Eli Manning! How about you?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

If there's no Dan Fouts I consider this site null and void.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Joe Montana, lying in agony on the dining room floor would be funny fir about 5 minutes.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Ned, they're working on releasing legends and throwbacks, rest assured.

http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/future.html

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

I am hoping once the legends series is up, I will finally achieve my dream of having Lawrence Taylor glower at me while I eat dinner, every night.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Dan Fouts is a duck! (Once a duck, always a duck.)

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

The idea of "Fathead Music Stars" just gave me this horrible idea where I vandalize hundreds of hotel rooms by supergluing a lifesize Moby to the ceiling over the bed

― TOMBOT, Monday, 31 October 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Fathead Music: The legends of rock, country, folk, rap, and more!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Ned, they're working on releasing legends and throwbacks, rest assured.

A fine thing.

Dan Fouts is a duck! (Once a duck, always a duck.)

OUT!

The idea of "Fathead Music Stars" just gave me this horrible idea where I vandalize hundreds of hotel rooms by supergluing a lifesize Moby to the ceiling over the bed

This is after you dance around like Christopher Walken, I assume.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

I would get one of Matthew Hoggard.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

I don't think you guys are grasping the monumental achievement one could theoretically create using this site. I'm going to say this slowly. You. Can. Cover. Your. Whole. House. With. QUARTERBACKS. All of them!! And then who's the winner? Huh?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Dulux

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

I want to put an OJ Fathead on my front door to scare off burglars.

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if they will make one. It seems like it'd be a big seller.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Shit. No Terry Tate.

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

They also have a totally unconditional return policy. I'm thinking party?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Life-Size (50" x 77")

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I know at least 3 people who'd eagerly shell out for an entire series of the 1985 Chicago Bears.

I want NHL ones, so I can finally have Bob Probert, Gordie Howe, & Don Cherry on one way, fighting with Patrick Roy on another.

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I mean, yes football players are big but are they really 4+ feet wide? That's approaching having Mr. Creosote as your offensive linesman.

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Until they develop Real Dolls based on real actual football players, I will wrinkle my little nose at these pale replicas.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/images/NFL/CategoryTeam/Rooms/min_culpepper_fr.jpg

THROW TEH BALL, FATTEY

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

That's approaching having Mr. Creosote as your offensive linesman.

Good way to frighten the opposing team though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

The ads say you can put them up and take them down an infinite number of times - what kind of sticky stuff is on the back that works with textured walls and never loses its stick?

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Colorforms

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

http://mr041754.rdy.jp/l-diary/resource/20031214/post-it.jpg

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

They need a suggestions box for future fatheads. Obviously pages like these could be treasure troves: http://www.moviegraphs.com/actorsh.htm

― TOMBOT, Monday, 31 October 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

One caveat: all future fatheads MUST be shown playing football.

― Dan (Go Long, Knight Rider!) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Yes. Especially the Avril Lavigne one.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Ally, what is your new flatmate going to say about all these new decorations??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I am not letting any of those bitches near Manning.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Adriano –
tries without hesitation
every ever so exotic
combination you cook.
He always loves it !

― Dan (Adriano Is A Douchebag) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

God I hate that guy.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.single-tapete.de/htmlsite/english/images/adriano.jpg http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/images/NFL/CategoryTeam/Rooms/oak_moss_fr_f2.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I can't even describe how happy that is making me.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/images/NFL/CategoryTeam/Rooms/ind_pmanning_fr.jpg

I mean, why would anyone need this?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Also wtf is on that wall? Besides a quarterback. WTF?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Manning's not even looking at you. You're like the third receiver.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Yeah what they should do is not get the actual game poses but get the photos of them doing stupid shit like pointing straight at the camera or flexing their muscles or doing a dance. That'd be better, than being insulted and passed over by someone who throws too fucking high anyway. I cannot wait til the legends series comes out though, I mean really I've always wanted to put John Elway in my kitchen.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

I mean, why would anyone need this?

yeah, as you mentioned, that's some fucked up clock thing. Apparently, that apartment is mid-60's decor...and a flatscreen TV.

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

And prison walls.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

can't wait until my three coworkers who live together redecorate their place with these

― maura (maura), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

If they ever make a Roger Maris one that clock could double as an asterisk.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

If they make the old Bears team into fatheads, I'm going to be really disappointed if they use hero game poses instead of stills from the Superbowl Shuffle video.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Actually they should just use Jim McMahon's head on all of these things.

― Dan (Because He's A Fathead! Geddit???) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

The bloated version I hope.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/images/NFL/CategoryTeam/Rooms/cin_johnson_fr.jpg

Kinda weird to get a blurry football sticker. Like that scene in The Fermata where the guy stops time and gets out of the moving car.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

CATCH TEH BALL, FATTEY

― Dan (50"!!!!!!!!!) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I would never ever want to get stoned and sit in a room with a fathead thingie.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Now, I would love to have a shower curtain with the NFL logo on it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Pervert.

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

They should make these actually life sized, not ginormo life sized. It is kind of scary.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

OMG I should order seventy of these and plaster them all over the walls of our condo!

― Dan (Excruciating Slow Death At Hands Of Spouse) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Yes! That's why I started this thread!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

...

― Dan (OH NOES ALLY WANTS ME DED) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Order 70 and then have a round of cuts every week to reach your roster limit. Also, begin dressing like Tom Landry.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

WHO WILL BE TEH MORE IRRITABLATED AT OUR INTERIOR DESIGN, JOEI VERSUS YR COACH DREAMS OR TOM VERSUS 10,000 ELI MANNINGS??? TAKE BETS NOW!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if they make gladiator shower curtains.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I should point out that 70 Tiki Barbers would probably be acceptable. JJ only knows the names of the cute football players.

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

That's really the only way to go, to be honest. There's no reason to know ugly people's names.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

MY NEW MANTRA

― Dan (This Is Jenny, Andrew, And Some Random Monchichi-Looking Motherfuckers) Per, Monday, 31 October 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Monchichis...damn. Imagine if they made "life size" versions of those. Terrifying.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

JJ!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/oldcuster/cannonball_run_2-3.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Just so we are all clear, my wife is NOT Dom Deluise.

Ally, I am now mentally inserting ravenous Monchichis into all of the Fathead screenshots. SCARY.

― Dan (Excruciating Mental Images) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Ned, they're working on releasing legends and throwbacks, rest assured.

I might get a Joe Theismann and cut off one of his legs below the knee, and put the bottom part on the other side of the room.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

They need to make a series of Fatheads for first round flops.

"You thought Akili Smith was awesome before, wait 'til you have six and a half feet of him plastered on your game room wall next to your Bob Marley poster!"

I think I would buy one of Ryan Leaf sitting on a couch eating Doritos, watching Drew Brees and seething.

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, that would be awesome. Put a little chip in it so it muttered "...godDAMMIT..." every few minutes.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh, that's something you want to hear the frickin' wall say while you're stoned.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahaha poor Joe Theismann.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

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