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is alex in nyc teh suck?

if its jez "jazz" coleman's cock then it is the yes!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,

Who's Esteban Buttezzz 2 ????

XXX
Nath

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Monday, 7 November 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,

Are you human or machine?

With love,
Soph X

― salexander / sofia (salexander), Monday, 7 November 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,

What is your favourite New Jack match? Also, please list your top five reasons why New Jack is better than Chris Benoit.

Later,

MIR

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 7 November 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, do you see your work as based within the tradition of Satire or closer to the Theatre of Cruelty?

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Monday, 7 November 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

a/s/l

plz send tits.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 7 November 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Dear Mr Buttez,

Are you really Chris Martin? (Just between us, you write a bit better than him).

A devoted fan,

Anonymous xxxx

― salexander / sofia (salexander), Monday, 7 November 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

What is your favourite New Jack match? Also, please list your top five reasons why New Jack is better than Chris Benoit.

This would make a good ILWWE thread.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 7 November 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,
Who's Esteban Buttezzz 2 ????

XXX
Nath

i know better than to answer your questions !!!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,
Are you human or machine?

With love,
Soph X

i am 100% binary code and i hope you understand when i say "100101010100000101010011010100001111100101010101010100000101010"

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

i know better than to answer your questions !!!!

http://justjustin.nsync.nu/emoticonsforjjb/smurf.gif Why? Don't you like me.

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Monday, 7 November 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

(Probably because he doesn't want to reveal his secret identity, sort of like a superhero -- coz then the magic would dissipate).

― salexander / sofia (salexander), Monday, 7 November 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,
What is your favourite New Jack match? Also, please list your top five reasons why New Jack is better than Chris Benoit.
Later,

MIR

THE ONE WHERE HE JUMPED OFF THE BALCONY

haha no really mass transit of course

oh and the top five reasons why new jack is better than chris benoit:

1. JIM CORMETTE INVENTED NEW JACK
2. new jack cuts better promos
3. chris benoit never teamed with MUSTAFA
4. again, mass transit
5. new jack never had kevin sullivan's sloppy seconds

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, do you see your work as based within the tradition of Satire or closer to the Theatre of Cruelty?

im too post-post-modern for that ol' guff

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

post-post-modern = modern???????

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Monday, 7 November 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Dear Mr Buttez,
Are you really Chris Martin? (Just between us, you write a bit better than him).
A devoted fan,

Anonymous xxxx

no but i am fran healy

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

post-post-modern = modern???????

this is how you break my fragile heart every damn time :-(

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban Buttez,

I think pirates own.
Do you like pirates?

love
g-kit
xx

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 November 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

this is how you break my fragile heart every damn time :-(

But Esteban, I always glue it back together with some tendah lovin'care!

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Monday, 7 November 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban Buttez,
I think pirates own.
Do you like pirates?

love
g-kit
xx

i liked the bugs bunny/yosemite sam cartoon where they shoot cannonballs at each other from their ships

that was ace

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

But Esteban, I always glue it back together with some tendah lovin'care!

i do not feel it

not since the incident with the plastic massager

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban Buttez,

Who is better, Horatio or Grissom, and why.

xo
sgs

― sgs (sgs), Monday, 7 November 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban Buttez,
Who is better, Horatio or Grissom, and why.

xo
sgs

teh non-sequitor http://www.iflipflop.com/nomar.jpg

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban Buttez,

I think you'll agree you began life here as a deeply unfunny comedy character. Why did it take you so long to hit your stride and become quite amusing?

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

become?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

is DJ writing from teh future?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Not at all, I've sort of warmed to his scattershot idiocy

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban Buttez,

I think you'll agree you began life here as a deeply unfunny comedy character. Why did it take you so long to hit your stride and become quite amusing?

did i change

or was it you

O_o

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

The change was from deeply unfunny and offensive to merely deeply unfunny.

― t3h f@gt0g, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

The change was from deeply unfunny and offensive to merely deeply unfunny.

sorry cuntface but why dont you put your head into the rotting anus of a decaying dead donkey haw haw haw

http://www.sch0lem.plus.com/forum/haw-haw-haw.jpg

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

wow, calum has worked out how to use a proxy server.

― t3h f4gt0g, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

Esteban,

You're Dom right? You can tell us. It's okay honey.

xoxo
SH

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, why did Andrew out one of my harmless troll posts right away when no one outs tons of anonymous stalkers who are too dumb to use a proxy?

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Esteban,
You're Dom right? You can tell us. It's okay honey.

xoxo
SH

y'all wish

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, why did Andrew out one of my harmless troll posts right away when no one outs tons of anonymous stalkers who are too dumb to use a proxy?

i wish i could really care about this but

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Hey, we gotta stick together :((((

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

I like Jess's implication that I have the same breadth of knowledge as Esteban, but he seems to have a basic knowledge of that baseball sport you Americans seem to go in for, and I only know about that one guy who beat up a cripple in the Tommy Lee Jones movie.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Hi bro!

― Estefan C. Buttez, Esq. (ESTEFAN!), Thursday, 10 November 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Esteban seems to like hockey. And hates the Maple Leafs. Just sayin'.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Is repetition funny?

― M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

FEEL THE ROD OF....................

......THE BEHINDER!

― THE BEHINDER!, Friday, 11 November 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

Dull. Very dull.

FWIW Esteban has been pretty entertaining, I think. I particularly appreciate his refusal to join the behaving like an absolute cock troll consensus.

See, it's kinda fun to poke fun at ILX standards. Fuck, we all like to poke the sensitive liberals, it's like tossing crack to experimental rhesus monkeys. TEHHH FUNNNNNEEEEYYXOXOXOXOXO!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!. But there comes a time when it gets boring. And I do mean really boring. And this frat-boy dude everythings's kinda ironiC bollocks has gotten really fucking old, and I'm sure they'll have grown out of it in oooh about a week, but in the meantime WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD

And the point I was arriving slowly at really isn't important in the slightest. I'm boring myself.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

And us.

― lgdt, Friday, 11 November 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

Is repetition funny?

yes

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 11 November 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

do you hate me the most?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

do you hate me the most?

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B0007WFYD4.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 11 November 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Did you mean to search for: esteban butter

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 12 November 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Standard response to anon trolloing: I can't believe it's not Buttez

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 12 November 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

tro-lol-lolling LOL

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 12 November 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

butterezball

― Bimble The Nimble, Jumped Over A Thimble! (Bimble...), Saturday, 12 November 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

Are you related to this guy?

― Roz (Roz), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

HOW MUCH CHEAP PINOT GRIGIO IS TOO MUCH?

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha

― Bimble The Nimble, Jumped Over A Thimble! (Bimble...), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

Dear Mr Esteban Buttez,

are you single? married? divorced? celebate?

also, what's your favorite food?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/MCoG/MCoG7.jpg

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, where would you rank yourself on the decimal Troll-O-Meter (on a scale of 1-10)? And be honest.

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 12 November 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

lingbert are you troll?!??!?!? i don't think you are ok to ask this quesiton!!!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 12 November 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

no, I'm not a troll. Why don't you think I'm okay to ask this question?

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 12 November 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,

How do you shut up annoying twats at a party? Yesterday we had to endure a lecture from a retired university teacher. I was longing for some TEH FuNnY slogans from you.

Kiss and hugs
Nath

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Saturday, 12 November 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

Dear Mr Esteban Buttez,
are you single? married? divorced? celebate?

also, what's your favorite food?

i am single and available to all da hot chicks out there

my favourite food is burnt toast with butter & VEGEMITE spread on it

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 12 November 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,

How do you shut up annoying twats at a party? Yesterday we had to endure a lecture from a retired university teacher. I was longing for some TEH FuNnY slogans from you.

i dont know why you would think i have TEH FuNnY slogans to share!!!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 12 November 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,

What do you find more boring, the great depression, or the industrial revolution?

Your fan,
bato

― bato (bato), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

What do you find more boring, the great depression, or the industrial revolution?

thats a tough question!!

i would say the industrial revolution because it didnt have don bradman hittin the shit out of cricket balls like the great depression did

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 21 November 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

daer esteban,

after your fantastic review of the new babyshambles record wasn't used by stylus, do you have plans to submit your work with any other online music publications?

― that guy who pretended to be Ya Kid K that one time (haitch), Monday, 21 November 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

after your fantastic review of the new babyshambles record wasn't used by stylus, do you have plans to submit your work with any other online music publications?

y'know stylus is going to regret this one day

ANYWAY i am keeping my options open and if any hipster nerd online music publication wants to work with the GENIUS that is me then i be down with them yo

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

Mr. Buttez,

How is your surname pronounced? My brother and I were chatting on the phone last night and he mentioned that he'd been invited to a conference in Australia and so naturally your name came up. As it turns out, I pronounce it BYOOTZ, and he pronounces it BUTT-ez.

I'm quite curious now.

Love,

Jaymc

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

in my head i pronounce it 'booTAYS'

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I pronounce it 'butt - ezzz'.

― registered ratty (registered ratty), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Dear Esteban,

Why have you cut back on your trolling? Too busy? A girl?

I miss you,

jergins

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Morr-is-sey
Morr-is-sey
Morr-is-sey

― The Notorious ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 25 May 2006 06:33 (twenty years ago)

Why have you cut back on your trolling? Too busy? A girl?

Ladies always loved EB, nigga.

― The Notorious ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 25 May 2006 06:34 (twenty years ago)

Hey, Stylus finally got around to reviewing that Babyshambles album.

I swear to God, my review last year was about 200,000x better than that shit they put up instead by "Andrew Iliff" (MORE LEIK ANDREW SPLIFF!!).

― The Notorious ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 25 May 2006 06:39 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

estie, how did amy winehouse get her distinctive surname?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

oh and the top five reasons why new jack is better than chris benoit:

1. JIM CORMETTE INVENTED NEW JACK
2. new jack cuts better promos
3. chris benoit never teamed with MUSTAFA
4. again, mass transit
5. new jack never had kevin sullivan's sloppy seconds

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 7 November 2005 12:56 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

6. Killed three more people

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Esteban started out weak but that shouldn't keep one out of the Hall of Fame should it?

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

You nominate him, and the people will debate.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

He's had big impact on two minor boards (Aja/D and IP3), but is he a big game player? I think maybe not.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Good thread to discuss with regards to his nomination: Sororah T Massacre, why are you a wanker?

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Buttez, what question do you secretly yearn to be asked?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

He's had big impact on two minor boards (Aja/D and IP3), but is he a big game player? I think maybe not.

I made a pretty good Simple Minds poll on ILM the other day, son.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Esteban, what do y'all think Sarah's tits feel like?

― Aimless, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Buttez,

Why are manners so unimportant to you?

― Abbott, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Esteban, what does frosted mean?

― badg, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

i am also wondering this

― electricsound, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

Señor Buttez,

Why you so angry?

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 20 December 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

King Boy Pato's Random Wrasslin' Top Fives

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 December 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

Dear pudgy frosted dude,

Who's cooler, Scott Hall or Kevin Nash?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Esteban,

Why no room for Joel Gertner on your ECW top 5?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 December 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Why are manners so unimportant to you?

I'm not the lady that didn't shave her armpits for 7 years, OK.

Why you so angry?

your existence

Who's cooler, Scott Hall or Kevin Nash?

Nash, because a brother has gotta hold his liquor. And he fucked infamous big breast porn star Minka, right?

Why no room for Joel Gertner on your ECW top 5?

you can dick jokes on ILE for fuck's sake

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

¿Esteban do you smoke weed everyday?

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

smoke em if u got em

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

buttez otm

― jergïns, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

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