The World Darts Championship

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Yes, darts. Tattoos, gold sovereign rings, mullets, taches and the spectators drinking themselves into a frenzy. You may laugh but for me The Embassy World Darts Championships is a sporting highlight of the year. Especially 'so since the rise to greatness of the Dutch Masters: Co Stompé, Vincent v/d Voort and the above all Raymond van Barneveld.

The opening game proved a dud with reigning champ John 'Boy' Walton crushing Andy 'The Viking' Fordham 3-0. The following Tony O'Shea v Colin Monk encounter proved to be an absolute cracker going to a tie break. Monk won, tears flowed down his sons face, and mine. However its the Barneveld v Bobby George clash this evening I'm really looking forward to.

Sid Waddel has his admierers on IL* but are there other Darts fans in the house?

stevo, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Guilty as charged. And I think the coverage has got better. Inverdale (who normally I don't like much) and Bobby George make a great dbl act. Top arrers! I like Ted Hanky best, because of his name, and because he is this pale, overweight, squeaky-voiced balding blob who likes to pretend he is a vampire. I can identify!

Andrew L, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I'm a darts fan and play once a week or so. I'll be rooting for 'sequins' Bobby George, of course. He won't beat Barney though.

Dr. C, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Yeah, Ted Hankey is the best! Darts is kinda theraputic to watch.

james, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

But wait - isn't there another darts world championship? The one Phil Taylor keeps winning? And isn't the standard of play (whisper it) supposed to be significantly higher at that one?

I was a John Lowe fan back in the day, and found his late-80s renaissance (after all those losing finals) a tremendously moving event. He was the Goran Ivanisevic of the oche. But a lot calmer, natch.

Never liked Bristow - he, Steve Davis, Jahanghir Khan, John McEnroe and Liverpool FC spoiled much of the early-mid 80s for me, with their strutting dominance.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Ah yes, the PDC Professional Darts Corporation Ltd (crap name btw) is supposedly better, or at least Phil Taylor. I never got the full story behind the split, anyone know the background?

Bobby George put up quite a fight but Barneveld deserves his favourite tag.

stevo, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

BBC: The Great Darts Divide

stevo, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the one with The Power in it is infinitely better I have to say, more professional, classier even. I watched some of the one the BBC has last night and it was not nearly as good.

John Lowe, owned a pub in Chesterfield, can't remember the name, possibly the albatross. It had two championship standard boards. They were ace, I played him once (he'd take on all comers) he thrashed me, quite comprehensively.

chris, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Cabbage is now my hero. This is not a permanent position. Applications for the role of My Hero will be considered from any ILXers who have: [i] played tennis with Ivan Lendl, Mikael Pernfors or Claudia Kohde- Kilsch
[ii] taken penalty kicks against Joe Corrigan or Alan Rough
[iii] swapped relay batons with Nelli Cooman or Gail Devers.

Michael Jones, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I faced a delivery from Devon Malcolm too Jonesy. I never saw it. Just felt it as it clipped my bat as I was raising it.

chris, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

and Mike, John Lowe lives round the corner from my Mum in Chesterfield, he recently had a bell tower built on the top of his garage. a man of class you must agree.

chris, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

This just gets better and better and BETTER!

Michael Jones, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

next time I'm up there I'll take a photo of his garage for you, how's that?

His goings-on seem to fuel many a gossip session amongst the ladies of Upper Walton and Greenways.

chris, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Has he ever had three in a bed?

Jonnie, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

not to the best of my knowledge but he is a bit of a old so-and-so, as my Mum would put it, and the last divorce settlement must have been quite high as he used to have a flash motor with personalised plates, now he's got an old family saloon with said plates.

I just spoke to my sister, she's going to take a digital piccy of his house for me so we'll all be able to see the wonder of old stoneface's campanile!

chris, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Oh yes, he takes on all comers.

N., Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The Pinefox has taken penalties at both Joe Corrigan and Alan Rough. September 1999. I have the tape.

I have once played football with the captain of Partick Thistle and the Rangers right back. Is that any good?

Ally C, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"The Pinefox has taken penalties at both Joe Corrigan and Alan Rough. September 1999. I have the tape."

Only figuratively, mind. Or is it metaphorically? I always get those mixed up. "I have once played football with the captain of Partick Thistle and the Rangers right back. Is that any good?"

Only if you can pronounce 'Partick Thistle' in precisely the same way as that chap from Chievo on Footy Focus t'other week.

CB: a scan of Lowe's garage would be a wonderful thing. This is a bit like a friend of mine deliberately making a trip to 17-19 Alma Road, SW18 in the early 90s to furnish me with a photo of 4AD's offices. Rather than some vaporous portal of, er, gleaming titanium it was a rather dull Victorian corner-terrace with the blinds down and a big military-looking jeep parked outside (Ivo's assault vehicle, presumably).

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Linguistic Digression: isn't "figuratively" a weird word? In literary terms, it refers to metaphor etc, as in "figure of speech" - ie non- literal language. Yet to *paint* figuratively is to paint "realistically", or at least not abstractly. Are there any other words which have two practically opposite meanings? And is there a word for this phenomenon.

OK, back to your darts, boys...

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"Cleave": to split or to join.

I haven't been able to get engrossed in the darts this year, which has been a great disappointment to me. It's an emotional rollercoaster of a game.

Tim, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Davies-David last night was a good one... 12-dart legs and 130+ finishes a-gogo.

Self-antonyms: isn't "sanction" another? To prohibit something, but also to endorse something. It's arguable whether there are any true self-antonyms (or true antonyms, I suppose), because these aren't true opposites (just as the opposite of "cleave" in the separate sense would be something like "re-unite", not "cleave" in the adhere sense).

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I love these people.

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Fantastic! Antagonym gets my vote. I suspect Edna will opt for oxynym, as it offers (limited) idiosyncratic pronounciation possibilities.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

This is my favourite thread hijacking EVAH! (And what abt schizonym? - they sound like a band you might like.)

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"And what abt schizonym? - they sound like a band you might like"

I saw them support Enantiodromic at the Princess Charlotte in Leicester in 1997. They were managed by Fred Housego. Two Lim-Ed cassingles on Leaf, then nothing. I think I saw the singer eating crisps on the DLR last spring.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I always find drawn curtains very confusing.

Not quite opposites, but I find two dictionary definitions of bathos somewhat contradictory:

ba·thos
n.
1.
a. An abrupt, unintended transition in style from the exalted to the commonplace, producing a ludicrous effect.

2.
a. Insincere or grossly sentimental pathos: “a richly textured man who... can be... sentimental to the brink of bathos” (Kenneth L. Woodward).

I wish the second definition didn't exist - there are other words one could use and it's often not evident from the context which of them someone intends. Whereas the primary (?) meaning is very useful, describing, for example, Woody Allen's entire joke book.

N., Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I went into print with a half-baked theory once that British irony was all about bathos - the afflatus of grandeur deflated (eg Hancock, Steptoe, Ernie Wise) - that is DOWNWARDLY MOBILE; while American irony was all about appearing smart-alecky (eg Groucho, Dorothy Parker, the guys from M*A*S*H) - that is UPWARDLY MOBILE. As N. points out, I entirely forgot to factor Jewish nebbish humour into the equation. Doh!

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

UK class angst v US aspirational culture.

Anyway Mrs Welthorpe whats your views on whether Erik Clarys -red haired Belgium with the idiosyncratic tactics- be a match for Dutch darting legend Raymond van Barneveld in the low-lands clash this evening?

stevo, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

and is the title there for Barney to take now that Co Stompe is out?

chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

That geezer with the three ugly sprogs was ON FIRE last night. To take the match like that from two sets down when he looked dead in the water - incredible.

Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

That guy musta been using garlic, Hankey suffered an inexplicable loss of form.

jel, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I wish he'd call himself Ted Hankey, the darting poo.

chris, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

He certainly played like poo last night.

Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The bloke who beat Hankey has the WORLD'S UGLIEST CHILDREN. I wuv darts.

alext, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I'm missing this here in the USA. Bollocks! Funnily enough USA Today doesn't carry an analysis of the darting action. Lots of people at work look like they could be useful on the oche - right build and all that. One even looks like Nicky Varashkul (sp?) - late 70's Asian- American top darter. Remember him?

Still my first game of the year is next Thursday, so I'll soon be on the oche myself. "Dr. C you require 7"

Dr. C, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I'm really rooting for Wayne Jones to take the title, cuz he could really do with the money for his kids' plastic surgery.

Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

No surpise I'm rooting for Barney, whose in top-form (23 minutes against Clarys who threw well), but Colin Monk impressed me the other night and they're in the same half of the draw.

You surviving the work-trip Dr.C?

stevo, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I have survived thus far, and even enjoyed parts of it now my bag has turned up- record shopping, food and some of the U.S people at work are good company. My colleagues have been pretty much as I described in another thread, we've had an evening or two of pissing contests- shag exploits, car stories, gadget talk,fighting stories - probably all made up. This is supposed to build 'team spirit' I guess. Luckily I have had control of the car - since it turns out my car-loving buddies aren't too confident about driving in the USA! That means that I've been able to go where I want (record shops) when I want. Had some good beer too.

Dr. C, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Most good to hear, Dr. C. Your next step is to finagle a trip out to California. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Barney's out! who will win now?

chris, Friday, 11 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Sob, v. disappointed, though Merv King deserved to beat Barney. Maddeningly Dutch TV-channel SBS6 then stopped broadcasting in the middle of the following Monk-Mardle match just as it got exciting – reverting to its usual diet of soft-porn and trashy game-shows.

I’d like Monk (the fish) to win but if King can keep his current form my money would be on him.

stevo, Friday, 11 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

One thing I love about sports like Darts is that the pundits they have on look like they came out of a drunken stupor to go to the BBC and get money to pay off some loansharks. Like the ones they have are the best.

I hate that Wolfie guy, I've always fuckin hated him.

Ronan, Friday, 11 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Completely agree Ronan and I was absolutely delighted he got knocked out yesterday, in a gripping match, by the undisputed hero of the tournament, Tony David.

David reaching the final is a colossal sporting achievement by any standard. The man is registered disabled with a rare blood-clot disorder. He spent a large chunk of his childhood in hospital where he was not expected to live, walks with a limp, and is unable to straighten his throwing arm. Not withstanding he's come from nowhere to be the first Australian to ever reach the final.

All a bit lost on the self-styled 'Wolfman' who reckoned "he'll find out what it's like to lose tomorrow because Mervyn will do him". I hope, hope, hope he's wrong.

stevo, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Ladies + Gentleman, the 2001 E*****y World Champion, the first Australian ever, 66/1 at the start of the tournament, TONY DAVID. Hero.

stevo, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

i loved that they sang DJ Ötzi en masse to celebrate: quintessential darts!!

mark s, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

You've got to like David for not looking like a complete scumbag. Perhaps I'm being shallow about it but he is the most likeable guy to win it in a while.

Ronan, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Waddell: 'The Rose of England... gripped by an Aussie'. I found that really quite amusing. Poor Mervyn - he made a final of it by the end, didn't he?

Will, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Merv 'the Swerve' bludgeoned his way into early leads in every one of his earlier rounds. The final was the first game where he was put under early pressure himself. He struggled whilst David remained calm, cool and clinical. During the break Co Stompé and Barneveld (resembling a Dutch Laurel and Hardy) commented that in similar situations in the past King had swore his head-off and lost the plot. This time he practised, kept calm, and fought back to make a match of it.

Even after fluffing game-shots on his beloved double-tops David, not once, looked like he thought he was going to loose. He kept his concentration, kept his nerve, and didn’t dwell on lost opportunities.

Unfortunately for him Australia is wise enough to ban all sports on TV sponsored by tobacco and thus his heroics will probably go largely unnoticed in his homeland. Yes, Darts has an image problem, often looking tacky and cheap, and damaged by a split it cannot afford, but forget the gallons of lager, crap jewellery, DJ Ötzi et al, this was gripping stuff and as heart-warming a victory as I’ve seen in any game.

A highly personable Australian haemophiliac, limping to the oché, fulfilled his dream of becoming world champion, won 20 years worth of his disability pension.

Boomeran g back to win final battle

stevo, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

blimey stevo i nearly had a wheatus moment there! (i haf been writing abt hear'say all afternoon so i am emotionally quite keyed up)

mark s, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

My new imaginary girlfriend is Trina Gulliver, who won the Ladies competition.

Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

He looks like he has AIDS

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

his face lost disproportionally more weight than his arms and legs!

ken c, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 23:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

PHIL TAYLOR WITH A LATE AND ENTIRELY WORTHY CANDIDATE FOR QUOTE OF THE YEAR

I mean, even the Bishop of Southwark is under threat from this moment of wonder. Apart from the fact that he thinks a nuclear scientist will also be a ballistics expert, the sheer outrageous bombast of the man is astounding.

Just got offed, Sunday, 30 December 2007 04:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

link doesn't work for me, but seeing as it's to the Sun website I'm glad as it saved me a moments revulsion as the wankers masthead appeared on my computer.

Mardle was .....tremendous last night, from throwing junk dart after junk dart and beating himself up about it to holding his nerve on a fair few single chance doubles.

Taylor was pretty garbage in places too. I think Painter will win now, unfortunately, I can't stand him.

Porkpie, Sunday, 30 December 2007 12:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

Painter has the kind of face that I can't even look at for too long. I would like Mardle to win, he was great last night once he turned it on, and he's not Painter.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 December 2007 15:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

John Part WINS

djmartian, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

Classic Sidism tonight was "he's turning the screw, this is Henry James darts". Crap final, mind.

ailsa, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

i just cried watching ted hankey hit the bull

Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Anyone watching this year? I'm sort of taking to this weirdly-haired Australian! Power's quarter and semi got boring from mad dominance, and although I suspect Whitlock may fare similarly, I have somewhat higher hopes for him than for Lewis or Webster (mainly based on facial expression).

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 3 January 2010 00:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

I want chisnall to win; tuned in last night for his match and turned over dejected when he went 4-1 down, channel surfing 45 mins later and he was throwing for the match! great stuff

another dude (cozwn), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

he is a man of refreshingly few words and yeah i am supporting him too. down with old ppl

Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

astounding that he won - unbelievable stuff

i felt bad for hankey the hutt though; he is and will probably remain my all-time favorite darts thrower

as a relative neophyte, can someone explain to me why you have to hit a double in order to check out? somebody's got 18 to go, hits the single 9 instead of the double with their second dart - i always wonder why they don't just throw another 9.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 8 January 2010 15:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

because it's the rules! i can't expand any more than that. makes it more skillful and fair as well

Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

27 darts and 155 left, reckon I could beat that.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/darts/8440534.stm

() |\| | |\/| () (onimo), Friday, 8 January 2010 18:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

highlight of the tournament so far (other than the chisnall and wagner matches) was bobby george laughing at poor tony fleet after his collapse against adams: "came for a showcase, left with his suitcase."

another dude (cozwn), Friday, 8 January 2010 18:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

I did feel sorry for the guy but he was talking himself up something rotten prior to the match

another dude (cozwn), Friday, 8 January 2010 18:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

I thought the poor guy was going to fall over.

() |\| | |\/| () (onimo), Friday, 8 January 2010 19:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

Chizzy likes his half time cuppa eh? Unbelievable second half once again. I think he won something like 12 out of 13 legs there.

() |\| | |\/| () (onimo), Saturday, 9 January 2010 16:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

oooh Taylor with a 107 checkout to go 2-0 up

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:01 (five years ago) Permalink

cdn't face the pub tonight, thank fuck for streams

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Barney pulls a set back, here we go

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:12 (five years ago) Permalink

Fuckin' hell.

useless chamber, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:13 (five years ago) Permalink

5-3 now.

useless chamber, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:16 (five years ago) Permalink

quality match that, only hope the final can live up to it

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 December 2012 10:39 (five years ago) Permalink

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Fizzles, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:40 (five years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Really not fond of the score announcers voice.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:27 (three years ago) Permalink

He's not even saying numbers, he's just making noises. Utterly brilliant final though.

ailsa, Sunday, 4 January 2015 23:00 (three years ago) Permalink

Yeah, glad Anderson won as well.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 4 January 2015 23:05 (three years ago) Permalink

They should play the BDO final first though, cannae stick turning over to watch that pish now.

ailsa, Sunday, 4 January 2015 23:09 (three years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/dec/14/gary-anderson-pdc-world-darts-championship-interview

Good interview.

Can anyone tell me where I can stream this?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 14 December 2015 13:54 (three years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

bump

xyzzzz__, Friday, 1 January 2016 16:40 (two years ago) Permalink

Only match I've seen has been Barney v MVG. Which wasn't a bad one to start with.

ailsa, Friday, 1 January 2016 19:07 (two years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

Bump. Cheerio then Taylor, you oafish classless dick. Coldplay fan an' all.

ailsa, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 00:00 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Lol didn't know that and yes, good riddance.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 08:28 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Never saw a more subdued darts crowd as when Cross won last night

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 08:34 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Sounds great, I'll have to watch the highlights.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 09:06 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Cross destroyed him!

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 09:30 (eleven months ago) Permalink

So Taylor was being a bit of a clown in his final defeat? Tried to get a stream but they all sucked. Shame, would have loved to see this nobhead lose one last time

In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 11:37 (eleven months ago) Permalink

really dislike Taylor. always came across as an unpleasant dick, and delighted to hear this even though i haven’t followed the darts properly for a few years.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 12:11 (eleven months ago) Permalink

he was always so petty and churlish in defeat as well.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 12:13 (eleven months ago) Permalink

And, y'know, a convicted sex offender.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 12:41 (eleven months ago) Permalink

jesus lol I always forget about that

In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:14 (eleven months ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

Gary Anderson denying farting on stage is probs the best post-match interview you’ll ever see. pic.twitter.com/4cufh2rGK1

— Nozza_ (@Nozza_) November 17, 2018

calzino, Saturday, 17 November 2018 10:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink

lol

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 17 November 2018 12:09 (three weeks ago) Permalink

like how it's framed -ARTS there.

Ludo, Saturday, 17 November 2018 16:54 (three weeks ago) Permalink

generally i abide by the widely accepted standard that whoever smelt it, dealt it. but in this case, given that he was so forthcoming about how he shits his pants if he farts on stage, i believe him when he says it was the other guy.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:48 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I suspect some suspiciously quiet turd party, situated close to the oche was involved in this incident, and they might not be feeling like talking about it. I thought that was a pretty erm.. solid testimony from Anderson!

calzino, Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:33 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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