Ronaldinho

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He is the greatest player in the world right now so this is his thread for future reference.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 2 December 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Overrated

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 2 December 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

:o

scotstvo (scotstvo), Friday, 2 December 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link

That's not real, is it?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 December 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

He's so crap he is hitting the bar every time lol

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

CGI, its like that Michael Vick ad where he throws the ball like 300 yds.

Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

It had BETTER be CGI.

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, but even if it is cgi we should still all bow down in the wonder at his greasy-haired, buck-toothed mastery.

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

and bow down in wonder at the CGI/editing dude too.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

my video card is shit...what exactly is he doing? hitting the goal post?

slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

repeatedly, intentionally, supposedly.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

He's chipping it right onto the bar of the goal so it comes straight back to him every time.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

ah....

slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I read about this the other week. Apparently it's not real, they just got some bloke to throw him the ball back each time. Still a great player, though.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

It's amazing that the bloke was able to throw the ball back to him that accurately each time!

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Spends more time putting on the shoes than playing with the ball.

Hmmm I've got a sudden irresistable urge to go and buy shoes just like those.

beanz (beanz), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

It's amazing that the bloke was able to throw the ball back to him that accurately each time!

Yes, maybe that would have made a better advert.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

at the end, he kicks it gently behind him but it goes slighty too far, i like that. perhaps it was intentional

neverthless i dont think hes overrated, and i think its quite a hipsterish pose to say otherwise

calderdale in the 70s (gareth), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

to those who think he is overrated: do you just think he is overrated or do you also think there are other footballers who are better?

Lovelace (Lovelace), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

He's no Luca Toni.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Dadaismus thinks everyone is overrated. I think Ronaldinho is fantastic, possibly the best player I have ever seen.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

White soccer shoes are ugly.

Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Saturday, 3 December 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

There is no player I've seen recently who looks anywhere near as good as Ronaldinho. Except possibly Samuel Eto'o, in which case tough shit anyone who isn't at Barcelona.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 December 2005 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I've never seen Eto'o play. Could somebody outline his strengths for me?

Soledad (nordicskilla), Saturday, 3 December 2005 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Barcelona wont win he CL though. Their defence is SHIT and they've only played against weak teams recently(yes, Real Madrid is nothing special - their defence is even weaker).

Lovelace (Lovelace), Saturday, 3 December 2005 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link

That's not real, is it?
-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 2nd, 2005 1:59 PM. (Matt DC) (later) (link)

it's clearly barca innit.

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 3 December 2005 09:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/shaolin_soccer/viewingpage.html

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 3 December 2005 09:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Barca's defence shit? hmm, bollocks, they have a world x1 central defender in Puyol, a world class full back in Belletti and enough other decent defenders to make them a very solid unit, in fact they have the second best defensive record in Spain behind Sevilla.

And as for claims of Ronaldinho being over-rated Mr Lido is spot on, that's just hipster contrariness.

Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 3 December 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, they're pretty strong defensively

ronaldinho is a fkn treat; it's nice to be alive to see someone soar

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 3 December 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
He added: "Henry is a beautiful player and and has got complete technique.

"I adore watching him. I respect him very much as a man and as a footballer. He reminds me of myself."

Ha ha.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

So what's all this about him being a pisshead then?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 12:46 (sixteen years ago) link

He's no Luca Toni.

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:04 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^realest of talk

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 12:46 (sixteen years ago) link

apparently his face is racist, poor guy.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 12:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Barcelona wont win he CL though. Their defence is SHIT and they've only played against weak teams recently.

-- Lovelace (Lovelace), Saturday, December 3, 2005 12:58 AM (Saturday, December 3, 2005 12:58 AM) Bookmark Link

2005/06 FC Barcelona 2 - 1 Arsenal FC Stade de France

onimo, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I think Ronaldinho is now underrated.

onimo, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Pretty sure that only Japanese schoolgirls and Thai dictators agree with you on that one.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

In the last year or so there's been a lot of "enjoying the good life too much", "a bit fat", "not as good as he was", "place not even guaranteed" type comment on him. He's now probably still in the world's top ten/twenty rather than a stand-out top three player but many (in this case meaning blokes in pubs and British commentators and pundits) see this as somehow meaning he's not that good any more.

He remains one of the best players I've had the pleasure of watching live (though it didn't feel like it at the time, given that he was ripping the piss out of Celtic on every occasion).

onimo, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Ripping the piss in games that Barcelona failed to win - therein lies the problem

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:08 (sixteen years ago) link

a couple of years back he was on another level to any footballer out there. it wasn't even debatable for a while.

if you asked who the best is right now, there'd be at least four or five candidates.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link

It was debatable

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Messi, Kaka, C.Ronaldo, Kitson, Cannavaro... who else?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link

And yeah, even at his peak (2004?) I'd have taken a couple of players over him for my team.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Ripping the piss in games that Barcelona failed to win - therein lies the problem

Apart from them winning three of their last four against us...

onimo, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:17 (sixteen years ago) link

About time he proved effective as something other than a circus act

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i dunno, who exactly would you have taken over him three years ago?

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

apart from kitson

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:25 (sixteen years ago) link

European Footballer of the Year 2004 = Andriy Shevchenko!

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i dunno, who exactly would you have taken over him three years ago?

-- darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:24 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Cannavaro, Nedved, Henry, Eto'o, Freddy Adu

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

bullard obv.

xxpost

ken c, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Wheater

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

matthews, best, fabregas, edwards, beardsley, schmeichel.

point taken, you could debate it, if you really wanted.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Fabregas? Beardsley? Schmeichel? What?

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

What is that a list of?

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Fabregas/Beardsley/Schmeichel poll needed

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Aubrey will win it easy

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Tom doesn't think that the great Peter Bearsley deserves mentioning alongside fabregas, matthews, bullard.

nothing's sacred.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Fabregas isn't _that_ ugly.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

fabregas- no ronaldinho, which was my point all along.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Ronaldinho - no Zidane

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

zidane's good at headers.

ken c, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

zidane- no jenas

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

although zidane was the last adel taarabt, apparently

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I still think Ronaldinho's transfer fee and wages would qualify him as 'overrated'.

I'd have taken 2004-era Nedved over virtually any player in the world. Except Wayne Rooney during that magical fortnight.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

transfer fees and wages over-rate loads of players tho, esp. in the PL

blueski, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link

darren bent to thread

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link

bent = 1/2 shevchenko

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

1/2 the wages, 1/8 the player

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

4/5 the age.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

OMG OMG OMG OMG RONALDINHO OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

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cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

looks terribly slow this season....robinho, ibrahimovic, pato will become their default front 3, r10 will probably be off to turkey or something

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

saddest thing since the last brazilian before rivaldo to be the world's best footballer.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link

whats so sad about dinho or ronaldo?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

peaked in their early 20's, that's pretty sad in just about every way I think.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

peaked and fell off hard

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

hey at least they fucking peaked

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

also OMG RONALDINHO HE PLAYS WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND SCORES VOLLEYS IN TRAINING OMG OMG OMG OMG

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Still the one I'd tell the grandkids about first, regardless of hyperbole or reaction to hyperbole.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

agree^^ hard to think of another player who made every game as much his show as ronnie at his peak

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link

messi is brilliant, and probably more effective but he doesn't have the range of peak ronaldinho- guy could beat you walking and still send you three wrong ways, then hit it from 35 yards. set pieces too.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

agree^^ hard to think of another player who made every game as much his show as ronnie at his peak

― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:55 (5 minutes ago)

this is true, but it's part of the reason messi is better

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ochSStj6jS0

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

seven years pass...
six months pass...

https://deadspin.com/report-barcelona-distancing-ronaldinho-and-rivaldo-fro-1829798812

not jesus too! pretty shitty. if ronaldo's right wing, that one would hurt.

andrew m., Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

he is, sorry.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

cutting in from it at least

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link


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