You forgot that it could have sperm in his eye.
EW!
I'm trying to think of all the posters who recently became a parent.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link
up and down their COCK.
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link
with their genitals growing bigger and then stuff squirting out of it.
anyway i think the worst part is you knowing the baby being there and still doing it. i mean, that's like sick. it's almost as bad as shagging in a room where there's a huge photo of your parents somewhere in it.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link
dude i think it has.
And you think an infant of that age has some conception of what such movement means? I was at least ten before I learned it.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link
do you think it's alright to be whacking one off in an intensive care ward next to someone in a coma?
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link
(x-post)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
I said children present, not with children. The incest taboo exists in most cultures and times. The youngsters older Athenian men had sex with had reached puberty, I think, they were probably older than 12. Of course it sounds wrong from today's point of view, but it's kinda hard to judge such an ancient past with todaysä standards. It was part of a young man's life cycle back then, I doubt most of the were traumatized by it, since it was part of everyday life.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link
No, and there's a difference. Female circumcision does concrete physical harm to women. Wanking before a baby most likely doesn't affect it all, not even mentally.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
Just don't open up the can of worms of whether fat people are sexy.
(note: They're not)
― Seems2Me, Monday, 5 December 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
No, but the baby isn't aware of things like a teenager is.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Jesus Christ, man, for sure society could stand to loosen up about sexuality a little, but exposing infants to adult sexuality is surely not the place to start.
xpost Tuomas you really, really ought to check out some of the available research about what infants are & aren't aware of
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link
heh heh "things"
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― JimD (JimD), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link
He finds a thread called "Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?", curious by the moral implications of this question, young Mika clicks. The words "ADULT CONTENTS" appeared on the screen, and the computer asked Mika whether he was old enough to view the contents, "well, in ancient greece i would have been buggered by a dude by my age, so i guess so!", as he clicks, he finds in horror that his uncle Tuomas thought in 2005 that masturbating next to babies are okay and any concepts of wrongness are purely based on social conditioning. Then he remembered his mother told him that, when he was young, uncle Tuomas used to babysit for him. Cold sweat started the roll down Mika's face.
He went to confront his uncle Tuomas.
Mika "hi uncle Tuomas"Tuomas "yo! Mika wassup"Mika "erm, you know you used to babysit me right when i were a baby?"Tuomas "oooh yeah. good times"Mika "did you ever get lonely on your own with me?"Tuomas "mm sometimes"Mika "do you like, ever grow a boner whilst babysitting me?"Tuomas "er.. what an odd question!"Mika "just answer me!"Tuomas "well, sometimes. i was above social taboos and so i had boners whenever i damn well pleases"Mika "what do you do when you get the boners"tuomas "i jerk off of course!"mika "arrrrrrrrrrrgh"
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha!
― JimD (JimD), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link
Sure they're aware, and I'm not suggesting a shield, but I am saying that there's a big difference between "mom and dad are doing something private and I have some ideas about it" and "dad has his cock out." "Aware" isn't the same as "exposed to."
Okay, what it boils down is, can an infant less than a year old thgink "dad has his cock out", and be somehow traumatized by it? If you think so, I guess there's no point in further debate.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link
Mädchen, do you think that, for example, parent who have sex in their bedroom while their baby is in the crib in the same room should be put to trial?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link
And to what?
(Tuomas: the infant doesn't have language, so it can't think "dad's playing with his boner." But he/she does know something's going on, and saves the information its its little brane. This theory can be taken to ridiculous ends of speculation - $c13n+0l0gy for example - but the core's true: infants are aware, and the things you see shape your opinion. It is not healthy to see your father masturbating at any age, unless you paid cash money for it and are allowed to film it, in which case it's cool.
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link