Ever since my youth, I have always been a devout Christian. I have sinned, but I have always regretted my actions and confessed. I try very hard to live by the word of God, but yet corruption surrounds me.
Several years ago, while undergoing my weekly communion, I met a woman by the name of Mary. I had seen her in the pewter before, yet we had never formally met. There was just something in her eyes that attracted me, and after mass we struck up conversation.
She was originally from New York, and had moved to Utah to escape the rigors of the city. We hit it off quite well, and seeing as she was looking to settle down, and I was 28 at the time, and of like mind so we began seeing each other regularly outside of church.
The ceremony was held a year later, early August, in the very church in which we met. It was a small wedding, but beautiful. Due to the distance only a few of her relatives were able to attend along with my family, but it did not matter. We exchanged vows, rings, and I kissed my beautiful bride before the altar. It was that evening I found out she had a penis.
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― TRG (TRG), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)
I don't understand the problem in this fake situation. It would suck, but it wouldn't present any real moral dilemma.
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 January 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)
so we began seeing each other regularly outside of church.Though apparently not outside of each other's clothes or indulging in fornication. Good lesson as to why some test drives are in order for the wise.
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)
It depends. Is it a human penis? Is it attached to her body? In the place where male penisses grow? If the answer to all of the above is yes: try to talk him into a sex change operation.
― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 14 January 2006 08:23 (twenty years ago)
that's right thermo, wise sinners!
― chocolate orgone accumulator (haitch), Saturday, 14 January 2006 12:03 (twenty years ago)
wait a minute, which groom?
― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 14 January 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)
Fantastic. Now read it again in a Ned Flanders voice like when he calls Reverend Lovejoy. This my day hath made.
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Saturday, 14 January 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)