It's the Q-Ray Bracelet!

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What does it do? Well, it's "ionized." And it has a U.S. patent. You'll feel better! Try it!

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:44 (twenty years ago)

But use with caution:


Can I wear the bracelet if I am pregnant?
Consult your physician before wearing if you are pregnant or believe that you might be pregnant.

Can I wear the bracelet and operate a microwave, blow dryer, clippers, vacuum cleaners, light switch, computer, etc.?
We would not anticipate you having any problems with wearing the bracelet while operating any of these devices, however stay away from a high voltage electric area while wearing a wet bracelet.

What should or shouldn't I do with the product?

DO try to wear your Q-Ray® all the time - especially while sleeping or exercising.
DO NOT wear the bracelet if you have an electronic or medical device such as a pacemaker.
DO NOT wear the Natural Finish bracelet if you are allergic to bare (non-plated) metal.
DO NOT continue to wear the bracelet if any type of discomfort occurs after the bracelet is worn.
DO NOT wear while using electric blankets, magnetic products, or tanning beds.
DO NOT wear any other metals or a watch ON THE SAME WRIST as Q-Ray. Rings may be worn on the same wrist as Q-Ray.
DO NOT wear the bracelet in salt water or chlorine (hot tubs, pools) as this may affect the plating. You may wear the bracelet during bathing.
DO NOT allow the ends of the bracelet to come in contact with one another.
DO NOT wear bracelets near any high voltage areas or areas where there is any strong electrical exposure.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

it seems to have some sort or effect on one's face...

http://www.qray.com/ProductImg/P1home.jpg

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.qray.com/ProductImg/NDVD_002.jpg

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, this lady's name is BETZY GOETZ

http://www.qray.com/ProductImg/P2.jpg

"It feels good. I'm surprised.
It's like magic. It's a miracle"

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Can I wear the bracelet whilst shooting myself in the face?
Knock yourself out kid.

Slugbait (noodle vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:38 (twenty years ago)

I saw the television commercial this morning -- it actually claimed that the bracelet improves "wellness" and "quality of life." Then it intercut shots of hands wearing the bracelet doing different things (pulling weeds, swinging a golf club) with old people saying "I just feel better."

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.qray.com/ProductImg/P3.jpg
Thomas Dean

"...it was like two Seconds.
It's unbelievable, it is. I'm just kind of in shock!"

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:42 (twenty years ago)

i want one!

howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)

only $59.95!

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but I think it's worth shelling out the full 199.95 for the "premier edition"

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.qray.com/ProductImg/testimonial7.gif

if i wasn't convinced before...

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:52 (twenty years ago)

I like how "they gotta have it" after he's already given it to them.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:54 (twenty years ago)

Uh, yeah.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:55 (twenty years ago)

first girl i ever sucked face with was wearing one of these things

no bones, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:00 (twenty years ago)

"...it was like two Seconds.
It's unbelievable, it is. I'm just kind of in shock!"

Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)


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