i couldn't get it, so he wore some sort of chest-revealing, skin tight, hot pink leotard.
anyway, that might've almost been a hate crime as a calfornia raisin.m.
-- msp (...), Today.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 06:57 (eighteen years ago) link
I have a mountain of buckled staples by my side. I'd hate to just bin them.
But what else to do?
-- Rumpie (rumpu...), January 17th, 2006 8:41 PM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)
Answers
sprinkle on cereal
-- RJG (RJ...), January 17th, 2006 8:43 PM. (RJG) (later)
Use as confetti
-- Rumpie (rumpu...), January 17th, 2006 8:47 PM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)
Throw at annoying co-workers.
-- not-goodwin (godwin...), January 17th, 2006 8:49 PM. (not-goodwin) (later)
Heap them up onto a large magnet and sculpt them into a likeness of Michaelangelo's David.
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), January 17th, 2006 8:50 PM. (C J) (later)
I wasn't specific enough
-- RJG (RJ...), January 17th, 2006 8:51 PM. (RJG) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link
1) Worst excel thread title ever.2) Way too early.
Whether it is, or not.
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:02 (eighteen years ago) link
3) 99% of this thread is not funny - only the stuff from friends of mine. There, that's out the way.
― ratty, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 11:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 12:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― jbr, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― snowkitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― canned c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
-- grimeisshit (grimisshit@sh
ha ha ha ha ha.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link
this one's pretty good actually
― discus thrower, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Dr.C (petethane...), January 17th, 2006.
― jbr, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link
GLASS
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), Today 4:58 PM. (later) (link)
Huk-L, you took the shards right out of my mouth.
-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), Today 4:58 PM.
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
----------------------969. While Glen Campbell's stint as a Beach Boy in the mid-'60s is well-known, less publicized was his brief tenure as touring vocalist for Sunn 0))) for several dates in 2004, when vocalists Wrest and Malefic were simultaneously stricken with bronchitis. Sunn 0))) guitarist Stephen O'Malley expressed interest in keeping Campbell on as a regular vocalist when the tour ended, but the rest of the band resisted the move on the grounds that Campbell's bellows were "too throaty" to fit in the context of the songs. As a gesture of goodwill, they are currently recording an album of Campbell covers, tenatively titled "By the Time I Get to Phoenix: the Songs of Glen Campbell." -- owen moorhead (owen_...), January 17th, 2006.
― jbr, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link
-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:47 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)
Was just going to answer with Cap'n Crunch as well.
-- Stan Fields (stanfield...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:48 PM. (Stan Fields) (later) (link)
That shit is like, "Hey, roof of your mouth? My name is Cap'n Crunch, and I AM GOING TO HOUSE YOU."
-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:51 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― ,, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link
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Hey, I prefer written porn too.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:18 AM. (Tuomas) (later)
DADDY? -- killy (babyleni...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:21 AM. (baby lenin pin) (later)
Proud of ya, kiddo!
-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:22 AM. (Tuomas) (later)
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link
-- , (...), Today 7:47 PM
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 3:19 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)
...
-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 3:21 PM. (Ex Leon) (later) (link)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), January 17th, 2006.
The core is atmosphere, at which they excelled.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 17th, 2006.
your hairness is right.
don't you mean 'vibe'?
-- gabbneb (gabbne...), January 17th, 2006.
No, I leave that term to Phish fans.
― latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (lat, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link
and this is a bad thing ?-- Brad Laner (b...), January 17th, 2006. (Brad Laner) (later)
i like it-- kyle (akmonda...), January 17th, 2006. (akmonday) (later)
EWS is about NOT cheating.-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), January 17th, 2006. (Dr Morbius) (later)
In EWS, there are masters and there are servants.-- senseiDancer (evi...), January 17th, 2006. (sexyDancer) (later)
it's actually about the Peruvian healthcare system.-- latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (posercore24...), January 17th, 2006. (latebloomer) (later)
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link
This is fabulous =)
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― @@, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
They have a dossier that alleges Bush considered bombing Al Jarreau. -- Sororah T Massacre
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp6.jpg http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp8.jpg
― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006. (link)
― Dan (ROFFLE) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link
-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)
i didn't know where the closest bus stop was
― Dan (Happy MLK Day!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link
-- whiskeytangofoxtrot (brownston...), March 23rd, 2006. (unclejessjess) (later)
You're uncut? Or you've been with uncut guys?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 23rd, 2006. (jaymc) (later)
Alone clean up vs sex clean up are two totally different things. I understand dude aloneness clean up.
xpost jaymc party foul
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), March 23rd, 2006. (allyzay) (later)
File -> Save
-- Dan (File Updated) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), March 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link
-- nabisco (--...), March 23rd, 2006 4:08 PM. (nabisco) (link)
Also Anubis was my first thought regarding this thread, in addition to being "my first." I'll never forget his touch.
-- nabisco (--...), March 23rd, 2006 4:09 PM. (nabisco) (link)
― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link
You're kidding.
No I actually am not. Swear on my grandfather's grave.
Did you think it was just a nonsense word?
No, but I couldn't really figure out what the acronym stood for. I tried to come up with very seriousy terms for each of the letters, too!!! It only just occurred to me to google it.
You've never seen American Pie?
-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...), March 23rd, 2006. (miccio) (later)
not really
It was on, once, but I mostly ignored it.
I want to hear what your other possibles were!
-- phil d. (pldenniso...), March 23rd, 2006. (Phil D.) (later)
they mostly started with some variation on "mature" or "middle" and then tried to come up with things from there. It was pretty vexing actually.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link
OTM. I love hearing some CS undergrad tell the world their opinion of Sun/whatever's big iron when all their experience is from installing Linux on their old Dell. Also, tired jokes
-- R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (dr_...), March 23rd, 2006. (ex machina) (later)
OH THE IRONING
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 24 March 2006 06:28 (eighteen years ago) link
high school student who climbed up onto the blackboard while i was explaining an angular momentum problem to some kids to change my name from "MR F0ZI" to "MR CAN'T DO SUDOKU"
-- vahid (vfoz...), March 23rd, 2006 6:49 PM. (vahid) (later)
― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 24 March 2006 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link
-- R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (dr_...), March 23rd, 2006 2:45 PM. (ex machina)
― nervous (cochere), Friday, 24 March 2006 08:27 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Greg Schaeffer (mr_grogra...), March 23rd, 2006.
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 March 2006 12:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 24 March 2006 12:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...) (webmail), March 24th, 2006. (link)
― Dan (Pillar Of Salt) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link
I know what you mean.Who wants to laugh when you can just smirk?In fact, I'm going to switch from LOL and ROFFLES to WS and ROFFSE.
SMAO!:-)
-- Smirky McSmirkerson (wry_smirk @ motherfucker.com) (webmail), March 24th, 2006. (link)
― Dan (Brilliant) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Masked Gazza (m...), March 24th, 2006.
Don't say the viewer.
Spoilsport
-- Dadaismus, the Male Poster (dadaismu...), March 24th, 2006.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 March 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link
Instead of 'Clock Soup'how about 'Alphabet Soup'. As in "I could eat Alphabet Soup and shit better short fiction, poetry and occasional articles and interviews than this."
-- dr lulu (dr.lulu66...), March 24th, 2006.
― Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 24 March 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link
-- J.D. (aubade8...), March 24th, 2006
― Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Friday, 24 March 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (HAhahahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), March 24th, 2006 5:27 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)
― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), September 27th, 2002 10:54 AM. (mike)
It could be worse, it could be Norman Mailer.
-- rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 27th, 2002 11:00 AM. (rosemary)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― estela (estela), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link
SNAKES ON A PAGE
-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (estebanbutte...), March 25th, 2006 11:11 AM. (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!) (link)
― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 25 March 2006 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link
(description of 3 types of Down's Syndrome) ... But those are the only variations of Down's that I know of.
-- Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle_vague@?!?!?!?.c0m), February 28th, 2006 4:56 PM. (noodle vague)
(look, I'm sorry, ok? I couldn't help it, I just rofled, maybe because it was on a serious thread, I don't know)
― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 26 March 2006 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link
legs are broek.-- gbx (in....) (webmail), March 25th, 2006. (skowly) (later)
― Jena (JenaP), Sunday, 26 March 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link
rjg otm -- ken c (pykachu10...), March 21st, 2006.
you fools -- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.
quite -- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.
haha, you fool -- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.
i said QUIET -- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.
what a fool... -- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.
― Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Sunday, 26 March 2006 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Sunday, 26 March 2006 09:59 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), March 25th, 2006.
Unless you're in prison.
-- M. White (boeldie...), March 25th, 2006.
Yeah, well, people shouldn't be afraid of sex, but it doesn't mean that people who are don't have legitimate fears and shouldn't be treated with respect and dignity! Being harsh on this guy isn't going to make him any less terrified. The guy could obviously use a little more support and straight talk, and a little less condescending snark.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 25th, 2006.
You're just mad because I made the awesome "closet slut" joke before you could.
-- Dan (Admit It) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), March 25th, 2006.
― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 26 March 2006 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), October 2nd, 2002.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 26 March 2006 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link
-- meth lab for doug flutie (nutramentmik...) (webmail), March 25th, 2006 10:47 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link
-- It is the nineties, and there is time for Curt1s. (curtis.stephen...), March 26th, 2006 9:27 PM. (Curtis Stephens)
― smokemon (eman), Monday, 27 March 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link
(mainly for ESTEBAN's cartoon lunk)
― Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Monday, 27 March 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link
-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), March 27th, 2006.
― haitch (haitch), Monday, 27 March 2006 11:27 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm a little bothered by how very DV it looks; wasn't cremaster 3 shot on film?
-- kyle (akmonda...), March 26th, 2006.
i think it was actually shot on an organic laminate constructed of his own intestines
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), March 26th, 2006.
― latebloomer: a nice guy, i like him just fine, but he's a mouth breather (latebl, Monday, 27 March 2006 11:29 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Jordan (jordan...), March 27th, 2006 5:00 PM. (Jordan) (later)
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link
lois is hot - she is sexy and horny, and perte's friend fancy her a lot,but her daughter is ecen better!whats her name? forgot.
btw,anyone who think family guy is bad is 1.not my friend 2.should be band to planet mars.
-- dersde (...), Sunday.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Esteban Buttez Goes To College, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Alba (albab...), March 28th, 2006 11:48 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link
-- nicky lo-fi (ilmforsur...), March 28th, 2006.
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link
-- send your men of science quick (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 10:07 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (later) (link)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link
It's spring 2006 and I say EXCELSIOR to all you rofflers
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link