Time for Ken C to open "Ken's Legal Minibrothel Chain"

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The law could be changed to allow two prostitutes and a receptionist or maid to work together legally in brothels, the government has confirmed.

Currently only lone prostitutes can offer sex from flats or other premises without breaking the law.

Launching the new prostitution strategy for England and Wales, minister Fiona Mactaggart said that working in groups would be safer for women.

The Home Office plans also include tougher rules for men who buy sex.

The strategy also means more kerb-crawlers could lose their driving licences, while prostitutes would get help over drugs and housing.

Ministers ditched earlier plans for licensed red-light zones, believing they could send out the wrong message.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

The Home Office plans also include tougher rules for men who buy sex.

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

I didn't realize this was on the cards!

― öROXYMUZAKö (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Which particular role would Ken C be involved with?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

He is a man of many talents.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

...

― öROXYMUZAKö (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Maid, I would have thought

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Mail carrier.

― öROXYMUZAKö (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Barker

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

male carrier (of herpies)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

jizzmopper

― snowkitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

HOW DO I SHOT LOAD

― snowkitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

so how does this work then? they can only sell their sex to women?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

xpost
HOW DO I GIVE HEAD
surely

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

probably still HOW DO I SHOT FACE

― snowkitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

=^.^=

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

will this see the rise of tesco sexpress ?

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

"Mum's gone to Iceland - to give hand relief and extras"

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

i only just misread this as "Ken's Legal Monkeybrothel Chain"

― snowkitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

allow two prostitutes and a receptionist or maid to work together legally in brothels

sounds like someone's pitching a sitcom!

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

you mean, they pretend to be a "professional couple" in order to rent a flat in tufnell park?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Oi, leave Tufnell Park out of this scenario

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

"...and Dadaismus as Fred the Horny Neighbour."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I see myself more as the one-armed Irish dishwasher in "Robin's Nest"

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

i'm the talking cat out of Sabrina n stuf.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

seventeen years pass...

did this law actually happen?

― Covfefe and TV (ken c), Thursday, 19 January 2023 13:16 (three years ago)

so weird the proposal allowed specifically for two prostitute and a receptionist or maid
but not a nurse, estate agent, shoplifter or somebody casting to be an actress

― Covfefe and TV (ken c), Thursday, 19 January 2023 13:18 (three years ago)

did this law actually happen?

The current political debate is “Nordic Model - C or D?”

― Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:55 (three years ago)

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