should the West invade and/or bomb the fuck out of Iran?

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uh don't american ships deploy to the persian gulf all the damn time? big deal.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

otm -- wonkette ain't going to break anything this big anyway.

the classic sounds of the seventh of january 1998 (Enrique), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

It points out that not only has an additional US Carrier Task Force (the USS Eisenhower, et al.) been ordered to the Persian Gulf, but also another group of US warships, US Expeditionary Strike Group 5, bearing 6500 Marines also have been dispatched from their home port in San Diego to the Middle East:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=NAZ20061001&articleId=3361

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that too, particularly when there's like a war on in the region and stuff

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Michael Rubin from the American Enterprise Network has a novel idea:

If a peaceful solution to the Iranian nuclear problem is to be found, it is time for Washington to plan for war. Diplomats cannot break the current impasse simply by trying more aggressive diplomacy. Tehran will only change course if it believes it faces a credible threat for defying the will of the world.

...

Indeed, the greatest threat to peace in the Middle East may be underestimation of Western resolve. On Aug. 27, Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah said of kidnapping Israeli soldiers that, had his militia known how fierce Israel's retaliation would be, "we would definitely not have done it."

You see, the main problem with diplomatic efforts these days is that America and Israel are not militaristic enough.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Wonkette, citing TIME isn't much of a source. Anyone sitting around the kitchen table and thinking about it for awhile could have come up with the TIME article on war with Iran.

This, however, is not quite the picture of a profoundly capable Iranian military:

Video of Iran's test missile called fake
Julian E. Barnes, Los Angeles Times

Sunday, September 10, 2006


(09-10) 04:00 PDT Washington -- U.S. military intelligence has determined that a video released by the Iranian government purporting to show a test of a new submarine missile is bogus, three Pentagon officials confirmed.

The Iranians released the video Aug. 27, one of a series of steps the Tehran government has taken in recent months to display its military potency in the midst of a confrontation with the United States and other Western nations over its nuclear ambitions.

The test apparently was designed to intimidate Iran's neighbors in the Persian Gulf, including Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, which are U.S. allies and important oil-producing countries, regional experts said. The video showed what appeared to be a successful test of a submarine-fired missile that flies above the water's surface to attack ships.

But U.S. intelligence officers analyzed the plume of smoke from the missile and determined it matched a video of an earlier Chinese test.

"It's the identical launch," a Pentagon official said. "The plume, everything, is the same."

U.S. officials have been unable to confirm whether any test took place during the Iranian exercise. They say they are certain, however, that the video of the purported test is not of an Iranian sub in the Persian Gulf.

U.S. intelligence agencies have been closely tracking developments in Iran in an attempt to monitor Tehran's efforts to build up its nuclear capabilities as well as its conventional military capacity. The surveillance efforts are part of what experts see as a strategic contest of increasing complexity, with the two nations working to decipher each other's motivations and intentions.

The purported missile test, which was announced by Iran's official news agency a day before the video was released, was made public days before an Aug. 31 deadline set by the United Nations for Iran to halt its uranium enrichment.

The test video was broadcast on Iranian state television and picked up around the world, including by CNN and Fox News.

What has American military officers scratching their heads is why the Iranians would see the need to release a bogus video.

"They have enough things they can do to frighten people, I don't know why they would have to fake something," a senior defense official said. "They are frightening enough as it is without faking things."

Iran said it was conducting the missile test as part of a summer war games exercise in the Persian Gulf that began Aug. 19. U.S. military officials believe such exercises are aimed primarily at intimidating gulf countries.

"It is like when the missiles went through Red Square in front of the Politburo," a military official said. "Their MO is to put on a media blitz."

The officials asked that their names not be used because the Defense Department had decided not to publicize the discovery of the bogus test. Taking on the role of superpower tattletale could exacerbate already tense relations, or potentially provoke more, real tests.

Pentagon officials said Iran possessed several Russian Kilo-class submarines, the kind of sub shown in the Chinese video. Iran's growing naval capability is real, said the senior official, which is what made the use of bogus video seem particularly "clumsy."

"They do have a serious military capability," the official said. "They are a growing military problem
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Years ago, it was often said you could tell operations were imminent when lots of orders for pizza came out of the Pentagon late at night.

I wouldn't bet the Iranian navy or air force could survive much beyond a few days, if that, against an activated Global Strike plan which, it's my understanding, doesn't particularly require forward deployments. The idea is to be able to hit anyone very hard anywhere on the globe within hours of receiving the order.

However, what comes after that is pretty unknowable.

Reminds me of the parts of Dr Strangelove where George C. Scott as the Pentagon general in the warroom is advising the president to launch a full scale attack. "I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed," he says, or something to that effect.

Then there's dialog later in the movie to the effect that the enemy talks big but doesn't have the know-how of our boys flyin' the B-52's.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

man you gotta love any opening that begins with that old "to prepare for peace we must prepare for war" chestnut

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus, 'Epitoma rei Militaris', c. 390 AD.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

defying the will of the world.

I like this one.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"I wouldn't bet the Iranian navy or air force could survive much beyond a few days, if that, against an activated Global Strike plan which, it's my understanding, doesn't particularly require forward deployments. The idea is to be able to hit anyone very hard anywhere on the globe within hours of receiving the order.

However, what comes after that is pretty unknowable. "

this strategy sure worked wonders in Iraq didn't it. fucking people.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

TOM, thanks for the link to the globalresearch article.

uh don't american ships deploy to the persian gulf all the damn time? big deal.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM. (hstencil) (link)


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otm -- wonkette ain't going to break anything this big anyway.
-- the classic sounds of the seventh of january 1998 (miltonpinsk...), October 3rd, 2006 2:07 PM. (Enrique) (link)

I think there's more to this than Wonkette ruminating over a deployment to the middle east.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

But if you just want to break something but good . . .

Wasn't it Richard Armitage who told Musharraf we would bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age? Now there was a country that even had atomic bombs. And there's Musharaff on "60 Minutes" -- an entertaining fellow -- saying "one does what one has to do for the nation . . . " Which is smile, make nice, and wait a few years to go back to business as usual.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

TOM, thanks for the link to the globalresearch article.

that was jon. way to beef it on his birthday, dude.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

When I was at home, I caught a few minutes of a History Channel special about Iran - they were talking about war as though it already WERE about to become history. Expert: "We'd use our extremely so-phistimicated bunker busting nano-robots to destroy their entire arsenal in minutres!" (footage of missile explosions) Voice over: "But there are problems. The Iranians are an extremely proud and defiant people (I shit you not this part is a very close paraphrase) and would not respond favorably to war. Iran would activate its Hezbollah cells..." Expert: "You'd probably see them attacking trains, buses, even elementary schools."

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

as I mentioned upthread, Iran hasn't been successfully invaded since the 13th century, all this US military bluster is so much overheated pablum. The American military's proven it's pretty incapable of accomplishing jackshit geopolitically over the last 40 years.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

(apart from arresting former employees and clients)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The American military's proven it's pretty incapable of accomplishing jackshit geopolitically over the last 40 years.

As much as I'm inclined to agree with you, I don't. What we have not done well for 40 years is use principled geopolitical reasoning in concert with our allies to achieve discreet and reasonable goals with a mixture of military might, moral and economic leverage, and long-term planning. 'We' have also been notoriously bad at selling our foreign policy at home and abroad, so, of course, the executive branch tends to lie about what they're up to a good deal which now has an incontrovertibly proven record.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I saw that too and had the same reaction.

The naval build-up seems like a total strawman. Haven't we had a major naval presence in the Persian Gulf since the '80s?

I would think the build-up (if it is actually a build-up) is a move to put diplomatic pressure on Iran.

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Super Cub (Debito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

right - I'm not saying the US hasn't accomplished things geopolitically (of course we have). Just that the military specifically, the deployment of actual armed forces... well the track record's pretty shitty from the 60s onwards. I don't find that the towering successes of Grenada, Panama, etc. really outweigh the disasters of Vietnam, the Gulf Wars, Afghanistan, etc.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that was jon. way to beef it on his birthday, dude.

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/serpentegg.jpg

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The invasion of Iraq was relatively successful, had the goal been merely to topple the Ba'athists, as was the First Gulf War, had anybody thought out the consequences of leaving a bloodied Saddam in power.

If the Republicans want to continue playing the 'party of national defense', they'll do well to re-think their positions on the politicization of the military. It's analagous to their mistake on the separation of church and state. The military need to be accorded the respect and the leeway to explain how military means can be used to achieve foregn policy goals nad when they're coerced into playing too much of a role in the formation of said goals, we end up with disasters.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Discussion: Taking no account of political fallout from presumed military action.

The US military should be viewed as good at destroying things. It's what it's designed for and it can perform the duty mercilessly, as we've all seen. Achieving geopolitical ends, sometimes, yes. The first Iraq war. Serbia.

It can be assumed the Pentagon has a number of flavors of plans to demolish Iran's conventional military, its heavy weapons, its command structure, and its ability to wage war with that instrument.

Then Iran can foster terrorism or engage in asymmetrical efforts, guerilla war. Ship Katyushas here and there. Contribute to the bad publicity and rep we already have. Try to sabotage oil production in regional neighbors.

I'm skeptical that Iran could do much initially against the continental United States. While the US playbook certainly has nothing in it beyond destruction of the enemy's ability to do anything with its conventional military, I would tend to not be as generous as others in describing the options open to Iran after that. They would have a thin set of realistic plans, too.

Nothing fancy in this. Many here could figure out the basics scribbling on the back of envelopes.

No rational leader would look forward to or welcome their country being hit by a US strategic air assault. But stupidity, on both sides, gets its way a lot with regards to history.

Urnst Kouch (Urnst Kouch), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

those are pretty huge caveats re: the first and second Gul Wars though - but I agree about the politicization of the military (something a lot of military guys seem to resent themselves and rightly so)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

those are pretty huge caveats re: the first and second Gul(f) Wars though

I agree. The synchronistic and complementary use of hard and soft power for 'diplomacy by other means' is not an exact science. For example, I always felt that the U.S. was justified in going into Afghanistan to extirpate the Taliban government. I also felt that with the approval of the U.S., the involvement of Nato forces and a generous and committed policy of aid and development at a level we have not seen, we could have shown the world and much of the Muslim world that we were not self-centered, ADD-afflicted, 'crusaders'. If we had adequate troop strength to allow major U.S. and foreign aid to rebuild roads, schools, electrical grids, water-treatment plants, etc... and our outreach to the Pashtuns was flavored by more considerable redevelopment efforts, our whole standing in the world might have changed and the salafists might not have the same amount of suasive traction that they have in the Muslim world. I could be wrong about all that and none of that is to say that Hussein's constant disregard for the U.N. and the murderous intent of terrorists wouldn't have been very much on the national agenda but our intent and behavior would have been seen as measured, more ethical, and more of a steady long term one than the thrashing frenzy of a wounded beast.

I've said before that being in Iraq and Afghanistan puts Iran in the position of being squeezed in between two fronts making them less tractable. We need to decide if our opposition to their obtaining nuclear weapons is more because of the erosion of IAEA (in which case our attitude toward India was counter-productive) or because of the nature of their regime (in which case, maybe it wasn't). All I can say, is that if we play this like we played it against Iraq, we're admitting to an immense impotence and lack of finesse.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

approval of the U.SN.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there anything that can't be improved by photoshopping in a humorous picture of a cat? I think not.

Ed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/missiletest.jpg

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i heard ppl were doing their own

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Iran is crazy right now because of the power struggle between Khamenei and Ahmedinejad

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/137038/jamie-m-fly-and-gary-schmitt/the-case-for-regime-change-in-iran

The Case For Regime Change in Iran
Go Big -- Then Go Home
By Jamie M. Fly and Gary Schmitt
January 17, 2012

smh

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

can't even bear to read that, or really even talk to anyone who would think that invading iran is a good idea

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Schmitt's bio says he works at that right-wing thinktank, the American Enterprise Institute.

curmudgeon, Thursday, 19 January 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ayatollah Khamenei said that Iran “had its own tools” to respond to such threats and that it would use them “if necessary,” the semiofficial Mehr news agency reported.

“The threat of war would disfavor the United States itself,” he said, adding that war with Iran “would be 10 times worse for the interests of the United States” than it would be for Iran, he said.

“Americans say all options are on the table, even the option of military strike,” he said, according to a Reuters translation of his televised remarks. “Such threats show that they have no sufficient discourse against Iran’s logic and discourse.”

No sufficient discourse against Iran's logic and discourse.

Mordy, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

in slavish imitation:

http://www.salon.com/2012/02/03/iran_is_the_root_of_all_evil/singleton/

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

is this a good time for a patriotic, non-islamic iranian-american to apply for a job with the us intelligence community? would that be a power move?

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

Zoroastrian?

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah the "Iran Al-Qaeda Terror Plot" headlines of late have been giving me the queasy feeling of becoming aware that I'm old enough to have heard this one before and yet it will probably work again.

happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

baha'i

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

i'm going to answer my own q by saying i'm pretty sure getting a job w/ in the intelligence community would require moving to some godawful place (ie outside california) but maybe somebody (tombot?) knows more about this than i do?

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

How's your Farsi?

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

getting a job w/ in the intelligence community would require moving to some godawful place

Virginia?

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

farsi is fluent but i am illiterate

the late great, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

I'd rather see better translations in the news media. In the intelligence community your work will likely be ignored if you don't provide the politically approved translation.

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

is this a good time for a patriotic, non-islamic iranian-american to apply for a job with the us intelligence community? would that be a power move?

oh hell yeah. how are you with battery cables?

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

battery cables??

the late great, Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link


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