GOD wants you to be thin!

John the Baptist had a more proto-hippy diet: locusts and wild honey.

Now we have ARBY's!! God hates us all.

btw, does it strike anyone else as funny that this book about a jesus-inspired diet markets itself as a way to achieve a long life?

Petronius, Satyricon, Chapter 5

in Rome circa 60 A.D. they knew how to get the dinner started, fuck a wild locust

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Pat Robertson, broadcaster, statesman, author, humanitarian, businessman and doctor/health guru, has made a great study of nutrition over the years. Now, he has taken that knowledge and created his own unique blend of scientifically proven weight-loss ingredients and combined them in a nutritionally balanced, totally delicious shake that will help you build muscle, lose fat and protect your heart. When Pat shared this special formula with his television and internet audience, this is the diet shake that over 720,000 people turned to, to lose weight, gain lean muscle and improve their heart health as part of his “Weight Loss Challenge”.

Anybody wanna wanders thru the horrors within?

WELCOME TO THE HEALTH CLINIC
Here inside the Health Clinic, you'll find expert medical advice from a Biblical perspective.

Each of the health booklets listed below have been featured on The 700 Club and are available exclusively to our registered neighbors of the CBN.com Online Community.

Hey, this name looks familiar:

Biblical Prescriptions
By Dr. Don Colbert
Dr. Colbert's Biblical Prescriptions for...

Weight Loss
Headaches
Chronic Fatigue & Fibromyalgia
Arthritis
Heartburn & Indigestion
Cancer
Heart Disease
Menopause
Allergies
Anxiety & Depression
Osteoporosis
Diabetes

# He argues that, in Biblical times, people who ate a raw diet lived an average of 912 years, although concedes he lacks the science to prove it.

# That, says Mr Rubin - who describes himself as "a biblical health coach" - means eating yoghurt derived from raw, fermented milk rather than the pasteurised, low-fat, flavoured variety.

In The Weigh Down Diet, Gwen Shamblinadvises readers to stick within "God's perfect boundaries of hunger and fullness" if they want to shed a pound or two.

He argues that, in Biblical times, people who ate a raw diet lived an average of 912 years, although concedes he lacks the science to prove it.

That, says Mr Rubin - who describes himself as "a biblical health coach" - means eating yoghurt derived from raw, fermented milk rather than the pasteurised, low-fat, flavoured variety.

# He argues that, in Biblical times, people who ate a raw diet lived an average of 912 years, although concedes he lacks the science to prove it.

No more dieting...period. Really. From the day you begin a Weigh Down seminar, you will never again count a single calorie or fat gram, you will never again examine the contents list on a box, you will never again consult a food-exchange list or menu planning card, you will never again do your shopping in the dietetic food aisle of the grocery store, and you will never again step onto a treadmill to work off the candy bar you ate. There is no gimmick to Weigh Down. We will never approach you to buy our foods or our pills or our exercise equipment...because we don’t have any!

Typical diets have not worked because everyone is using man-made rules instead of God’s rules. God has never asked anyone to eat food off of a list, count fat exchanges, or take an appetite suppressant! Weigh Down doesn’t have any of those things. What we DO have is a future-a future to be filled and fulfilled. Hunger will be filled and appetites will be under control, given to God.

We fully believe that dieting - making the food behave by changing the ingredients or forcing yourself to temporarily follow strict man-made rules - only aggravate the problem of overweight. How many times have you tried "one more diet," only to again gain back all the weight you lost and maybe more? Think about it: the more diets fail, the better off the diet industry is!

later:

Many people ask, "What does God have to do with weight loss?" Our answer is: EVERYTHING!

He created your body to work wonderfully, with intricate systems and an ability to maintain itself. However, the more that mankind thinks it knows better, the more weight it gains. God did not dictate the Basic Four Food Groups or command that we eat according to food exchanges and fat-gram content. He did provide boundaries for our eating - hunger and fullness. He created the digestive system to create a growling stomach when the blood sugar level drops to a certain point to alert you to the fact that the body is ready for fueling.

Unfortunately, this foundational cue to the body has been ignored for so long that most people don’t even know what it feels like and think it is a bad thing to even find out! Aside from the damage to the body that overeating creates (after all, the body is His Temple), God is broken hearted over the fact that so many of His children have learned to run to the food instead of to Him for comfort, companionship, and acceptance.

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as long as these books aren't ripping anyone off, i don't see the harm.

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