And the snake shall lie down with the hamster

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Those wacky end times.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41233000/jpg/_41233234_hamstersnake_ap203b.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

"snack hamster"

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

I think they are planning something.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Lone Wolf and Cub: The Incredible Journey

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Martin is right, they look tricky.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

The hamster in particular is weaving his fingers together in a very Dr Evil sort of way. Plus they're BOTH off the scale in Beady Eye Factor (BEF).

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nogw.com/images/pinky_brain.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

i expect the hamster will eat the snake

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

That would be ironic, yes.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

i suspect the hamster will eventually eat you too.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

That would also be ironic.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

how would that be ironic? unless you eat hamsters.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

and then it would eat Alanis Morrisette

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Let's not discuss hampsters and me any further, ok?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

Beware the killer hamster.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

fortified with cocaine.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Warning: no IT angle

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

In Soviet Union, HAMSTERS EAT YOU!

― Dan (Etc) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

How he did it:

"Hey, snake!"
"Yeah?"
"Don't eat me."
"Why not?"
"Did you hear that Richard Gere story? That was me."

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cahs.colostate.edu/r-dcenter/StaffPages/StaffPhotos/FozzieBear.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

I think they are planning something.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), January 19th, 2006.

laugh out loud.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

You know, I can wiggle my ears as well... But yeah, I get it.

(xpost)

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Ao-chan & Gohan-kun
Walkin' thru the forest
o-de-lally o-de-lally
golly what a day

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Their relationship began in October last year, when zookeepers presented the hamster to the snake as a meal.
The rat snake, however, refused to eat the rodent. The two now share a cage.
"I have never seen anything like it," a zookeeper at the Mutsugoro Okoku zoo said, adding that the hamster was known to fall asleep sitting atop the snake.

The hamster was initially offered to Aochan, the two-year-old rat snake, because it was refusing to eat frozen mice, the Associated Press reports.
As a joke, the zookeeper said they named the hamster Gohan - the Japanese word for meal.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 January 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

i bet you the snake is just on a diet

― latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (lat, Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

The snake was gassy the day the hamster came into the picture. Hamster gave snake a back massage, maybe pulled a thorn out of its, um foot, and the snake was like, "Hey, you're all right. You want to be on Yahoo news together?" ..of course, after fleeting fame comes the snake's sophomore media stunt ...

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 19 January 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

hamsters go straight to its thighs. er, wait...

― latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (lat, Thursday, 19 January 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

So what does the snake eat now?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 19 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

MC's

― Dom iNut (donut), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

the snake cooks them.

like a pound of bacon.

― Dom iNut (donut), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't think this is so suprising. Hamsters are cute. I'm sure the snake just thinks it's really cute.

― Green Olive Face (hanle y 3000), Friday, 20 January 2006 04:36 (twenty years ago)

I think lambs are really cute too, but "get in my belly!" etc

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 20 January 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

they are in love, bound by love.

just like in brokeback mountain.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 20 January 2006 04:41 (twenty years ago)

inexplicable, taboo love.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 20 January 2006 04:42 (twenty years ago)

I think they look glum and bitter, maybe because despite their fame they're still living in a torn up cardboard box.

― estela (estela), Friday, 20 January 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

Yes, there can be no happy ending here.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 20 January 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

It will end in this:

http://www.kingsnake.com/housesnake/swallow.jpg

Or this (replace 2nd hamster w/snake)

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/2mice.jpg

and then this

http://www.nola.com/weblogs/bourbon/images/snakelady.jpg

THEN, end times.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 20 January 2006 05:24 (twenty years ago)

Hampster's got a look on his face like, "I - I really don't know how much longer I'm gonna be able to pull this off, folks..."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 20 January 2006 05:42 (twenty years ago)

"Fuck this Ann Darrow shit."

― estela (estela), Friday, 20 January 2006 05:47 (twenty years ago)

I think Dogs are cute but I'm not eating them! -- This reminds me of that Hippo- tortoise love affair. Maybe the snake is actually a god in the form of a snake. That happens you know.

― Green Olive Face (hanle y 3000), Friday, 20 January 2006 05:53 (twenty years ago)

those vermin in coitus are fucking adorable.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 20 January 2006 07:24 (twenty years ago)

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