It's 2006 ... whodo you look like?

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― stet (stet), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Apparently I look most like: Patrick Suskind (although that name is beside a picture of Alan Rickman), Ed Norton, Christopher Lee ... and Andie MacDowell. Hm.

http://www.double-whammy.com/photos/ChristopherLee.jpg

http://cnnstudentnews.cnn.com/2000/fyi/news/04/13/ed.norton/story.norton.jpg

― stet (stet), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.beautifulhairdos.com/pictures/andie.macdowell.03.jpg
Ahem.

― stet (stet), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

my closest matches: becky griffin, alec baldwin, liv tyler, robert oppenheimer (!), audrey tautou, denzel washington (!), sophie marceau, and bing crosby.

becky griffin, apparently...

http://www.down.co.il/DB/MORE/Israelis_models/becky_griffin/becky8.jpg

― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

What star do you look like? PROVEN BY SCIENCE

broken, tho : (

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:08 (twenty years ago)

bing crosby.

― emsk ( emsk), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:23 (twenty years ago)

I did this a while ago, my first match turned out to be Johnny Depp, and my last was Yasser Arafat. I have no idea how to interpret that.

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

65% Nick Cave
65% Steve Vai (ack.)
64% Benny Goodman

Hmmm...

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Ringo Starr, the Unibomber and David Beckham.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:22 (twenty years ago)

kate winslett, julianne moore, isabella rossellini, kareena kapoor

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

JOHN LENNON???

NICOLAS CAGE???

ORLANDO BLOOM???

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

cameron fucking diaz.

i'm not kidding.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:07 (twenty years ago)

in middle school/early high school i apparently looked a lot like Fred Savage in "The Wonder Years" because my first day of high school (before I even entered the school), someone yelled "Hey Kevin, where's Winnie?" The nickname stuck for years.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

John Coltrane.

No shit.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:44 (twenty years ago)

I got Yehuda Levi:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/strand_releasing/yossi___jagger/yehuda_levi/yossi.jpg

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 13 January 2006 06:03 (twenty years ago)

I think it just scanned me and said "JEW"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 13 January 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

I question this program's accuracy. A photo of Yanni yielded "Henry James"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 13 January 2006 06:09 (twenty years ago)

53% Ville Valo, of the band HIM

http://www.rnb.hpg.ig.com.br/villevalo.jpg

Then Mick Jagger and Kirsten Dunst.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rumela.com/albums/shahid_kapoor/shahid_kapoor08.thumb.jpg
Shahid Kapoor 63%
Harry Belafonte 63%
Charlie Sheen 57%
Gene Kelly 56%
Guy Pearce 54%
Calvin Coolidge 54%
Condoleeza Rice 51%
Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini 46%

― robster (robster), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:52 (twenty years ago)

I no longer look like Jack Black PROVEN BY SCIENCE

― robster (robster), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:53 (twenty years ago)

58% Leo DiCaprio
52% Alyson Hannigan
50% Nick Cave

Ha!

To be fair I don't think they had John Thompson or Shaun Ryder on the database.

― Flower King of Flies (noodle vague), Friday, 13 January 2006 09:26 (twenty years ago)

The most hilarious and flattering one: ROLAND BARTHES! WTF! I mean, sure, he's a DUDE, but what a DUDE! :-)

Closest match is Joan Baez.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 13 January 2006 09:37 (twenty years ago)

Joschka Fischer 57%
Ville Valo 53%
Katherine Hepburn 53%
William Faulkner 50%
Joseph Conrad 50%
Haile Selassie 47%
Quentin Tarantino 46%

However a second search with a different photo says....

Sigourney Weaver 69%
Neve Campbell 65%
Halle Berry 64%
River Phoenix 61%
Aretha Franklin 61%
Christian Slater 61%

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 13 January 2006 11:14 (twenty years ago)

My top two:

Nicole Kidman - 68%
Mariah Carey - 65%

I don't think anyone can disagree with either of these.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 January 2006 11:29 (twenty years ago)

Just Jon Voight, apparently.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 13 January 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Bah, I had to sodding register and all that crap, and then they tell me they have no matches? Humph.

― Disciplining And Controlling My Mind (kate), Friday, 13 January 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Dennis Quaid - 61% (um...)
Roger Moore - 56% (eh?)
Ralph Nadar - 56% (seriously WTF?)
Jennifer Capriati - 48% (somewhat bizarrely the only one I'm not upset about so far)
Olusegun Obasanjo - 47% (OH FFS I'M WHITE THAN MILK!)
Goran Ivanisevic - 47% (at least he's under 50!)
Nic Cage - 47% (this is ridiculous)

I tried it with a different photo and the best match was Jane Fonda!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 13 January 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

whiter*

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 13 January 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

kate, I got no matches the first time either. Then I filled in the bit about when and where the photo and got Jon Voigt.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 13 January 2006 12:03 (twenty years ago)

Nope, that didn't work. :-(

Now I am no one.

(Now why does that sound like a post-rock album title?)

― Disciplining And Controlling My Mind (kate), Friday, 13 January 2006 12:14 (twenty years ago)

72% match for cate blanchett.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 January 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck!

68% Nana Mouskouri
68% Shakira
63% Scarlett Johannson
60% Sarah Michelle Gellar
60% Keira Knightley
58% HERMIONE FROM HARRY POTTER
57% HILLARY DUFF

WTF?!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

JUDY FUCKING GARLAND

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

And George W Bush. Great.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I got
Sarah Michelle Gellar - 65%
Arthur Rimbaud - 65%

― The Milkmaid (of human kindness) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Peter Greenaway 59%
Pele 57%
Colin Farrell 54%

I'm not sure about this.

― Pete W (peterw), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

"no face recognized".

um. that's encouraging.

― öROXYMUZAKö (roxymuzak), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Ah, Roxy, I got that, too. You and I can be doppelgangers, then. You are my celebrity match, hurrah!

― Disciplining And Controlling My Mind (kate), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

ARGH
Dan Quayle 60%
Gerry Adams 58%
Gene Kelly 57%
Lindsay Lohan 51%

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

LINDSAY LOHAN??

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

I think after j0e got JUDY GARLAND AND DUBYA we can just go ahead and lock this one up.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 January 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god, I LOVE this program:

Cate blanchett 69%

Isabelle adjani 67%

Katrina kaif 66%

Carrie-Anne Moss 66%

Sophie Marceau 66%

Sandra Bullock 65%

Angelina Jolie 65%

Cameron Diaz 65%

Sharon Stone 65%

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

LINDSAY LOHAN??

From her short phase of wearing a full beard, I guess.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Tombot, one was the stuff of a dream, the other a nightmare. I'll let you all guess which.

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

hmm steven soderburgh 57%
& former prime minister harold wilson 57%

how unexpected.

― mason storm (mason storm), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

better "who do you look like" site:

clicky ici

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

cool:
A.A. Milne
Howard Hughes
Clint Eastwood

not so cool:
Alan Alda
Dennis Quaid
Jeff Goldblum

huh factor:
bunch of fey latino guys I don't know

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Since I couldn't get mine to work, I put in Captain Anderson. He, apparently, resembles Salvador Dali and Carl Sagan. Excellent!

― Disciplining And Controlling My Mind (kate), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Dennis Quaid is hot. Alan Alda possesses a certain charm too. Too bad hes so freakin' poignant these days.

x-post

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

so, ss - both you and i are both dead ringers for cate blanchett! this is funny, because from what i can tell we look absolutely nothing alike.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I will have to try this when I get home...though I have a bad feeling I will get compared to Bonaduce.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Cate's looks are hard to pin down, maybe that's why.
Alda's best when he's playing bad guys.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Also, Jeff Goldblum is definitely hott.

― Disciplining And Controlling My Mind (kate), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Photo used

http://static.flickr.com/37/83861902_72a3604ef3.jpg

George Soros 57%
Nana Maskouri 56%
Jeff Goldblum 54%
Halle Berry 53%
Primo Levi 49%

― Ed (dali), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

richard adams?????

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Henry Kissenger at 45% is my favourite

― Ed (dali), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

lauren, yeah im not sure what this program compares on. maybe its face shape or something. i figured i got jolie not because we look anything alike but because we both have big fat lips. Ive used to get compared to sandra bullock a whole lot when i was a bruntette in my early 20s. So that wasnt really a suprise.

my husband says i look like scarlett johansson and gwyneth paltrow - the latter is meant as an insult. i dont think either are true but if he wants to think that i sure dont mind.

the closest i think anyone has got was a kroger employee telling i look like kimberly mathers (enimem's trashy ex-wife). now that i can see.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

ps i stood next to cate blanchett once while we were both in line at a bakery in north sydney. her skin is so perfectly white its almost see-through.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

NO SMILE:
yehuda levi - 62%
leonardo dicaprio - 54%
gary cooper - 52%
joe strummer - 51%
nancy sinatra - 48%

SMILE:
marianne faithfull - 44%
mike tyson - 41%
alain prost - 40%
brian eno - 39%
john cusack - 38%

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

You do look a lot like Tyson.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

only when I smile!

; D

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

dennis quaid, 48%, and now it appears to be fucked. it's just sitting there doing fuck all.

stet: given that you're the spit of richard kiel (sp?), who played jaws in james bond, i have to doubt this thing's accuracy. still, as long as it doesn't give me "the bloke who played todd in corrie street", i'm happy enough.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Christopher Lee, dude, Christopher Lee. That's who I look like. Christopher Lee. Yes.

You, on the other hand should definitely have got 100% Gomez Addams and 100% Jose-Manuel mcSpanishFormerPM

― stet (stet), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

I am always mistaking Marianne Faithful for Mike Tyson (she gets quite annoyed). I hadn't registered RJG as the missing link.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Mike Daddino needs to do this, in a pic with his beard set to ~~vaporize~~ stun.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I am glad that my face is so masculine, no women look like me.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

― mcd (mcd), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

i've used four different photos of myself and it refused to recognize my face in every single one of them. the hell?

― joseph (joseph), Friday, 13 January 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I got Yehuda Levi:
-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...), January 13th, 2006 12:03 AM. (Hurting)

I want you.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 14 January 2006 04:14 (twenty years ago)

strangely it said i look like alyson hannigan on every photo i uploaded, and she just happens to be pretty much the closest thing i've ever had to a celebrity crush.

― Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Saturday, 14 January 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I got, in descending order, Keanu Reeves, Catherine Denevue, Kate Winslett, Demi Moore, Isabelle Adjani, Halle Berry, Aaliyah, and Graham Chapman.

It seems to think I am a) HOT b) FEMALE. I am neither.

― Mike W (caek), Saturday, 14 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

that's ok.. every picture i used with my glasses gave me elvis costello.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 14 January 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Heh, I wondered if it was able to recognise actual celebrities, so I just used this photo of Madonna and the results come back as follows:

72% Stanley Kubrick
64% Lenny Kravitz
61% Guillermo Coria

― Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 14 January 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I look most like VIRGINIA WOOLF, apparently. ALSO: kate winslet, kirsten dunst, and DAVID BECKHAM. I must be a real hunk!!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:03 (twenty years ago)

Marandona, Barack Obama, Rock Hudson, Alan Turing, George Clooney and Julie Christie. This is the best website in history.

― Ash (ashbyman), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

i can see dunst qualities for sure

xpost

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Based on the what do you look like threads, I look halfway between doglatin and jon.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Fay Wray 72%
Hedy Lamarr 71%
Nathaniel Hawthorne WTF
Ava Gardner 68%
Elizabeth Taylor 67%
Dalida (who) 66%
Diana Rigg 66%

It's the dark hair and eyes, I guess?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Jesus fucking Christ I am 58% Margaret Thatcher! Are they on crack? I'll take Lauren Bacall (50%) and Julianne Moore (48%) instead, thanks.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

That site is fucking with me! It says I'm 63% Hans Frank, the Nazi lawyer.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

This is the picture I used. Now I know I'm not the most symmetrical, photogenic person ever, but THATCHER?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/slightlyfoxed/bookpicsmall.jpg

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.stripes.com/photoday/110103.jpg

My hair isn't quite so long in the back.

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Sania Mirza 73%
Gary Oldman 65%
Elton John 62%
Robin Gibb 60%
Elvis Costello 59%
Jeff Goldblum 54%
Sarah Michelle Gellar 54%
Anna Lindh 53%
Jack Nicholson 52%
Erich Honecker 52%

it's the glasses

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

With glasses: Peter Sellers or Jack Nicholson.

Without glasses: Humphrey Bogart.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Eminem, 69%
Phil Collins, 63%
Kimi Raikkonen, 60%
Rosalind Franklin, 60%
Guy Pearce, 58%
Avril Lavigne, 56%
Herbert Spencer, 56%
Joan Baez, 55%
Orson Welles, 52%
Rock Hudson, 52%

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

jack nicholson wears glasses?

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

Mick Jagger 61%, Rock Hudson 53%

― Sundar (sundar), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

An old picture of me with a beard (which explains Pacino and Farrell):

Jacques Rogge 65%
Benicio del Toro 63%
Primoz Peterka 63%
Al Pacino 62%
Jim Carrey 60%
Colin Farrell 57%
Bruce Willis 56%
Jacques Derrida 54%
Laura Dern 54%
Keira Knightley 54%

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Different (newer) picture:

Ernest Shackleton 62%
Pierce Brosnan 58%
Annette Bening 58%
Gabriel Batistuta 56%
Benjamin Netanyahu 53%
George Lazenby 50%
Pablo Casals 49%
Oscar Wilde 48%
Paul McCartney 45%
Wilbur Wright 44%

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

OK, this is the strangest collection of people ever. I could do without Milosevic, but everyone else is OK

Kim Basinger 51%
Amelie Nothomb 47%
Paul Wittgenstein 45%
Shania Twain 43%
Rani Mukherjee 43%
Michael Moore 42%
Slobodan Milosevic 39%
Ernest Shackleton 38%
Max Ernst 38%
Vladimir Vysotsky 38%

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/ich-und-lee.jpg

haaa

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently I look like a bunch of people I've never heard of before, and some people I have (some of whom are insane IMO):

Ayumi Hamasaki (90%), Keira Knightley (86%), Neve Campbell (78%?!), Oprah Winfrey (76%?!), Kana (75%), Misha Omar (75%), AnnaSophia Robb (75%?!), Kyoko Fukada (75%), J.K. Rowling (74%?!), and Yamashita Tomohisa (74%). Do they, like, have a thousand Japanese celebrities in their database whom they toss out at you the first chance they get? And NEVE CAMPBELL?? OPRAH WINFREY?? J.K. ROWLING?? Those are the "Is the software on crack?" selections.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

AnnaSophia Robb got a "?!" because she appears to be all of twelve years old in that photo they show of her. I have no idea who she is, but I'm guessing she's an actress.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, just Googled everyone (I'm right about that twelve-year-old, BTW) and the only one I wasn't, like, completely WTF? over was Kana. And it's interesting how the pic of that Yamashita person they provided on the site looked 100% female, only to find out later via Google that dude sure looks like a lady.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Friday, 18 August 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

So apparently I look like Bing Crosby, Alec Baldwin, Antonin Artaud, Dick Cheney, or Eddie Murphy. I think the programmers forgot to install the "Some People Aren't White" setting.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

I apparently look like quite a few Indian women. I was surprised (being a white guy).

― theantmustdance (theantmustdance), Friday, 18 August 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I matched with Audrey Hepburn and a few Asian chicks I've never heard of..??

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 19 August 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

Think it's based mainly on facial structure rather than more superficial things like hair/skin/eye color, Nabisco. All the sorts it gives me are pretty similar to myself in terms of high cheekbones and other facial features.

83% Johnny Depp
80% Angelina Jolie
78% Vin Diesel
78% Alexis Bledel
78% Sung Hi Lee
78% George Clooney
78% Heath Ledger
76% Jared Leto
75% Orson Welles
75% Ana Beatriz Barros

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 19 August 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

#4: Brad Pitt 59%

HAHAHAHA I'M BEAUTIFUL, BITCHEZ

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Saturday, 19 August 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

but...OH! - my girlfriend looks like sean william scott. that's a shame.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Saturday, 19 August 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

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