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I sometimes fantasize of being taken from the behind by a woman with a strap-on. It's kinda weird, because in general I'm not at all into fetishes and such stuff, my tastes in sex are pretty vanilla. Anyway, I think it'd be quite difficult to fulfill this fantasy, unless I'm in steady relationship (and maybe no even then). How the hell do you ask someone to do this?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

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― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Bring it up while you're lying in bed - well, not directly, but just kind of start talking "what's the dirtiest thing you've ever fantasised about doing?"

Cause you never know - with the right woman, you might actually make *her* day by asking!

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I have one unfulfilled one.

Changing room rumpo with only a curtain separating naughtiness from the outside world. That would be hawt.

― beaux knee (boney), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Bring it up while you're lying in bed

Eeeeeeew.

― beaux knee (boney), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Bring the *subject* up, dumbass.

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)

I've got lots of these types of fantasies. I don't think I have specific fetish as none of them is _that_ strong or important to me, but I just like (possibly only the idea of) lots of different things.

I have the same fantasy as you Tuomas and I have actually mentioned to two different girlfriends in the hope of it maybe actually happening, but it didn't in the end. The first thought it was something to do with me being a latent homosexual (it's not) and the second just thought it would be a bit gross, mostly cos of there being shit involved.
Neither was disgusted or amazed.

― mei (mei), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Bring it up while you're lying in bed - well, not directly, but just kind of start talking "what's the dirtiest thing you've ever fantasised about doing?"

so if that's your sexual fantasy.. to fulfill it you'll bring up the subject of bringing up the subject of sharing your sexual fantasies whilst in bed whilst in bed omg recursive fantasies hurrah!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

That's not a sexual fantasy! It's just standard foreplay!

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

I have actually mentioned to two different girlfriends in the hope of it maybe actually happening, but it didn't in the end.

― PlayfulPuppy (playfulpuppy), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

But do women ever fantasise about sodomising a guy with a strap-on dildo? Some women might well want to do it to please their boyfriend, but it strikes me this is always going to be far more of a male fantasy than a female one.

― Revivalist (Revivalist), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

well... I've known at least one...

― carson dial (carson dial), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, you are a brave, brave soul.

― Dan (Never In A Million Years On A Googlable Forum) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas is the last person I expected to start a thread like this I gotta say...

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

But do women ever fantasise about sodomising a guy with a strap-on dildo?

Yes. Yes, they do.

(And I know others who do, too, before you say that's just a typical Kate response)

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

lock the interwebs

― the kit! (g-kit), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Dan (Never In A Million Years On A Googlable Forum) Perry

OTM

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

OK then. My fantasy is to spread the cheeks of some scrawny Finnish guy and have at it with my humongous strap-on thermos flask.

― Revivalist (Revivalist), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Dare to dream.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

The first thought it was something to do with me being a latent homosexual (it's not)

I thought about this myself, i.e. whether it's some sort of latent homosexual desire, but I thought it had more to do with homosexual curiosity, or perhaps with "penetration curiosity". While I find some men hot and I've often snogged with men, I've never had sex with a man, and therefore have never been penetrated. So I'm kinda curious what it feels like to be penetrated, especially since anal sex is supposed to be more pleasurable to men than to women because of prostate thing and all. However, since I've only had sex with women, I feel more comfortable sleeping with a woman than with a man. So that's why I'd want to try it with a girl before - if ever - I try it with a guy. Of course, it could be that the biggest source of arousal is the role reversal rather than mere penetration, and I'd be perfectly happy only sleeping this with girls. But I'd like to try it anyway.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

http://eclectech.co.uk/pantspirate.php?i=dFg

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh shit, wrong thread. Never mind, just as appropriate here!

― Trying To Resonate Concrete (kate), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I think in my case it's about role reversal, about the woman having to do the work and take control. And of course pure curiosity about how it would feel.

― mei (mei), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Search for 'pegging,' Tuomas. I think Teeny or someone may have started a thread about it at some point, too.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Damnit, I was just about to say "Teeny to thread."

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

missionary position

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

While I find some men hot and I've often snogged with men, I've never had sex with a man, and therefore have never been penetrated.

Even so, it's a logical fallacy to syllogise that all men who have sex with men have been penetrated. I have about as much experience as you taking it up the butt as you, Tuomas.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, the moment I posted that I realized it could be misread. I was only talking about my own experience, I didn't mean to generalize it to claim either A) that all men who have had sex with men have been penetrated, nor B) that all men who've only done it with women have not been. Obviously I know this isn't true.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh don't try and back track NOW...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

missionary position

awww bless your cotton socks...

and call me daddy!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 23 January 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

My fantasy is to spread the cheeks of some scrawny Finnish guy and have at it with my humongous strap-on thermos flask

Woah!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Why are all these fantasies anal?

Curious.

I know plenty of gays who've never had anything to do with the chocolate whizzway.

And as for fulfilling one's fantasies, I thought that's what the web's for. Somewhere out there there's bound to be someone you can persuade to do exactly what you want.

― klee (klee), Monday, 23 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

This is so typical man fantasy, but I fooled around with 2 girls once and I'd like to do that again. Maybe go a bit further.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha "mantasy"!

― Dan (What's YOUR Mantasy?) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Unlimited supply
TMI there is no reason why
TMI I tell you if was all a frame
TMI they only did it 'cos of fame
TMI I do not need the pressure
TMI I can't stand the useless fools
TMI unlimited supply
TMI Hallo TMl goodbye ILE

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I hope you all know that Tuomas just trolled yo asses.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

trolled FO' asses

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Step right up, ladies and gents!

For just one thin dime, the tenth part of a dollar, you may enter this thread and view the amazing, the startling, the grotesque fanatsies of your fellow ILXors, on display for your viewing pleasure!

See the Incredible Dog-Headed Boy as he masturbates in front of a baby! Gasp at Goatse, the Bearded Lady as she practises depravities only an ILXor could imagine! Thrill to the savage tom-tom beat of the ILM Chickenbear Band!

Never before seen on ILE: sex, sex, sex - in full technicolor black and white EE-leck-tron-ick descriptions!

Don't crowd, folks. There's room for everyone. If you are not fully satisfied your money will be cheefully taken.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

See the Incredible Dog-Headed Boy as he masturbates in front of a baby!

ROFFLE

― Dan (Poor Tuomas) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

And for the kiddies, in the petting zoo we have

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

this is even funnier cuz i always imagine that tuomas's posts being read aloud by goldmember.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

What's that?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I think he means the Dutch dude from that really awful Austin Powers movie.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

This thread was going fine until the last ten posts or so. Back to the fantasy talk!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I always wanted to peg a dude. I made some joke to my friend the boy about Ann Coulter pegging him, and he blushed and guiltily admitted the idea made him hot. With Ann Coulter! So we've wanted to make it happen (with me, not the demoness), but every time we have the chance to go to the adult fun store, we're out of cash. Besides, I hear there is a definite learning curve to using a strap on.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a specific "fantasy" per se, whenever I need mental arousal to get the solo deed done, I just think of sexy stuff, no story arc or particular situations. Every time someone's asked me to "act out a fantsay" all I can think to do is punch them in the stomach, which I should note is not sexually charged for me. It's just the first thing that comes to mind. I would want to be in a three-way w/another chick, though, not two eager dudes---the rotisserie thing is disgusting.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

my fantasy: there i am up on stage singing karaoke major tom (coming home) and the guy that looks like kenny rogers and always does kenny rogers songs gets so upset at me because im doing so good he buys me a drink and serves it to me on stage during the extended intrumental part then i cum.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:12 (twenty years ago)

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― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

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it involved wentworth miller putting handcuffs on me.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

My sexual fantasies are all about having sex. Put that in yr pipe.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer to stick something else in it, quite frankly

― nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ã propos de pipes...

― Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

ceci n'est pas votre rÃªve sexuelle.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

I do it all the time...

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

we know

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

i heart you kate, you are totally the female kenan

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

no offense

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still trying to figure out if that's an insult or not. :-/

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

not from where I sit!

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

and to whom...

xpost

― Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

If I called someone "the male Kate" I would *totally* be dissing them!

Right, back to the low self esteem thread with me.

Ah, sod it, I'd rather look at the DDBs. Swoon. I bet some of them would be interested in thereminsex.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

there there, kate. there there.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

step this way, i am a control freak and i feed off of low self esteem.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Kenan, I love you man, but that's way creepy. ;-)

Unless you're wearing a pointy nosed theremin mask.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

No time for the old in-out love. I've just come to read the meter.

http://www.lynn3686.freeserve.co.uk/jigsaw/aco.jpg

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Read the meter? HI DERE

― The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS PLZ

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i admit it, dan perry is my sexual fantasy.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

get in line!

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

I called it, dude.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Dan reading a meter.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, don't you ever feel weird about posting this shit? You do realize once you will settle down, leave those feminist leftist leanings behind, and become a complete bourgeois twat with a house, dog, Volvo and most importantly KIDS who will google and find this.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

"mommy? who is wentworth miller?"

― StanM, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

When I explain Prison Break, she will get the (crap) joke.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

He's going to name his dog Volvo?

The way I talk, I can't even talk about Volvos because it always comes out sounding wrong. "What, you want to drive a vulva some day? Whaaat?"

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I have the feeling that any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything they could possibly dig-up on their old man here!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

... If they pretty young and naive, maybe they will think the conception was due to dildo penetration.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Or fridge fucking the way this thread has gone.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

How do your vulva crash test ratings stack up, tho?

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I have to say it in an exagerated way that's completely unnatural to me if I want to avoid it sounding like vulva: 'voh-ohl-voohhh.'

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything
any child fathered by Tuomas will be completely unsurprised by anything

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

what is this accent, abbott?

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Idaho, where evryone turns every vowel into a schwa and mutters a whole lot.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Wuddunduheck?

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I know nothing of Idaho.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

It's got like one million people over 85,ooo square miles. It may not even exist to anyone but those one million people.

Idaho Legislature Declares English the Only Language They Know c/o the Onion

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Only state that's bisected laterally by a time zone boundary.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

I bet that's on their resume, too.

― Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i always thought it'd be pretty cool to have sex with liz fraser, if she'd sing during it.

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

which she would, because i hit all the right notes.

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

and i'm a perve.

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

She's not a ghost, tho.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

but she's just so ephemeral

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kosherseafood.net/images/left_photo_parve.jpg

― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Arrrgh dont ruin Liz for me as well as Pete ;_;

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

I have this fantasy where I am highly arroused by certain conditions I would prefer not to mention, except that they have no connection to ILx whatsoever.

-- Aimless, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^ this is one of my favourite ilx posts ever.

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, trayce. (really.) (wait, did i really ruin pete? i'm super, super sorry. :( )

― andi, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

the internet never forgets

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 22:15 (nine years ago)

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