is anyone here a member of the mile high club?

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and if so, how is this possible? it seems to me that such a thing can't be done.

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 30 January 2006 02:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm not a member, but surely it's usually done in the lavatory, no?

― Nemo (JND), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:03 (twenty years ago)

oh it's done alright. but not without every passenger's looks and glances and obvious knowledge and digust at what you were both doing in there together. and not without the flight attendant that saw knocking after watching you both go in and threatening citations.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

But was it worth it, nein?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

not as worth it as mutual manual stimulation under the airline's issued blanket on a night flight. no one was inconvienced or the wiser... except perhaps the next user of said blanket.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

don't hate me because i'm freaky.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Here's how it could happen: one of you fake being handicapped and come to the flight in a wheelchair. Then your partner takes you back to the lavatory and has to go in with you because you can't use it by yourself, obviously, you need someone to move you on to the seat. Then you do your thing and even if other passengers hear gruntings and groanings they'll figure it's because your partner is having trouble maneuvering you onto the toilet.

Then when you come out instead of nasty looks and disapproval and threats from the stewardesses you'll get sympathetic smiles and admiration for how well you're dealing with your handicap.

― Nemo (JND), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:27 (twenty years ago)

James Frey had the wrong idea for plane flights, clearly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:28 (twenty years ago)

genius

― Freud Junior, a man of science and soft focus (Freud Junior), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Solving problems to serve humanity is what I live for.

― Nemo (JND), Monday, 30 January 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

My wife spent our honeymoon in Aspen, so I guess we're members.

(Happy Anniversary, Sunny!)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

great scene in the chevy chase movie when he and his wife try this and then she gets her foot stuck in the toilet and her white slacks are covered in blue water/ink

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

My wife spent our honeymoon in Aspen, so I guess we're members.

Maybe she is...

― naus (Robert T), Monday, 30 January 2006 09:47 (twenty years ago)

I read somewhere that when you hear the first "bing" after take off and you're going up that means that the flight is level and to warn flight crew to start getting the 'food' ready. If you go then you can work undisturbed because there'll be a trolley holding everyone up. Sit seperately and go for the one in the back, no one will see you together going in or out.

Then wipe the sink afterwards out of consideration for your fellow passengers. I have never understood why. Maybe I lack consideration.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 30 January 2006 09:59 (twenty years ago)

It's nigh on impossible - there's ALWAYS a queue for the bog, at least on any flights I've been on. How could you be in there humping knowing there's kids, old folks, women wanting to change their babies nappies etc standing outside the door?

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Monday, 30 January 2006 10:00 (twenty years ago)

i can be a randy bastard, but i have NEVER fancied this

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 30 January 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.milehighclub.com/flights.html

― Capitalism, Fuck Yeah!, Monday, 30 January 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

My ex-wife did this once on the way to Paris. Unfortunately we had mustered our courage to do this right before the in flight movie ended and consequently when we emerged from the lavatory, there was a not unconsiderable line waiting. I found it remarkably easy to bear their disapproving looks as I had just gotten laid and they had not.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 30 January 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

There was a very disturbing episode of Eastenders where Frank and Pat nearly did this.

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

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