Chantelle and Preston. Classic or Dud?

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Because it begins here.

Heat have a 'joint' interview, everyone seems to have an opinion based either on "Oooh they make a lovely couple" or "Oh he's doing the dirty on his girlfriend, or is going to".

Whatever. The worst aspect is that they become a low intellect Posh and Becks celeb couple.

The best i.e. to satisfy all comers, is that they have a private life with their respective partners, and Chantelle becomes Preston's "Showbiz wife" like Johnny and Denise were, back in the day.

Summary: You getting mildly irritated by them? You ain't seen nothin yet!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

His eyes are like two pissholes in the snow

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I can't help feeling that whilst they probably do genuinely like each other, the whole Chantelle-and-Preston relationship thing might be a bit manufactured and contrived.

xpost : he's got weird, slightly evil eyes.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

... that's what Chantelle told Heat was what first attracted her to him (xpost)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

"My girlfriend has gone into hiding," he said, feet up on the GMTV breakfast table. "She was pulled out of our flat by her hair by paparazzi..."
(Digital Spy)

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, that made no sense at all, I think what I mean to say was:

... Chantell told Heat that's what first attracted her to him (now xxxpost)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

i like chantelle

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

m grout, you're wrong

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Chantelle should release "I Want You Right Now" as a single, backed with a version of "Girls Will Be Girls". Following that, a duet of "The Bitterest Pill" with Preston.

― darren (darren), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

so what's the deal with these two? they something? did the girl dump preston? or vice versa?

― Gukbe (lokar), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

don't think so

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

The girl was giving Preston the evils when he was talking to Davina after his eviction. I wasn't impressed with her boyfriend's behaviour in the house, and I don't think she was up for a threesome with Chantelle.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

???

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

He wants 'em both, baby.

― Hal! Jordan! HAL! JORDAN! (Barima), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm wrong? In what way?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 09:17 (twenty years ago)

Because it begins here.
Heat have a 'joint' interview, everyone seems to have an opinion based either on "Oooh they make a lovely couple" or "Oh he's doing the dirty on his girlfriend, or is going to".
Whatever. The worst aspect is that they become a low intellect Posh and Becks celeb couple.
The best i.e. to satisfy all comers, is that they have a private life with their respective partners, and Chantelle becomes Preston's "Showbiz wife" like Johnny and Denise were, back in the day.

Summary: You getting mildly irritated by them? You ain't seen nothin yet!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 09:27 (twenty years ago)

OK, change 'aspect' to 'thing that could happen'

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 09:38 (twenty years ago)

from the cover of heat it sounds like they're fucking, but that's probably heat's wily way with a quote innit.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Is there nothing they can't do with an inlaid sound file?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 09:42 (twenty years ago)

whose is the "low intellect"?

etc

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 09:43 (twenty years ago)

The people who place them in that 'celeb' bracket.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:00 (twenty years ago)

why? for low-intelligence people, they will be the equiv of posh and becks?

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:02 (twenty years ago)

I think "low rent" would have been less offensive but just as pointless!

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:02 (twenty years ago)

OK clarification two:

I mean the celeb magazines, that will report endlessly on them as if they are a couple, to the breaking point of Preston's actual relationship.

I'm not digging at the readership here.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:12 (twenty years ago)

I have been out of the country. Can someone show me a picture of Preston's sophisticated girlfriend?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:13 (twenty years ago)

no, can't find any

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:17 (twenty years ago)

sophisticated or french?

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:32 (twenty years ago)

I mean the celeb magazines, that will report endlessly on them as if they are a couple, to the breaking point of Preston's actual relationship.

if preston's relationship is under threat in any way, it's his own fault for cavorting with chantelle and not sparing a second to think about his girlriend's feelings.

i read in ~~some trashy magazine~~ a highbrow news digest that mrs preston was very unhappy about him going into the house because she thought he'd get too friendly with other women. judging by his behaviour, i think she's justifiably paranoid.

all of which is a long-winded way of saying that the guy's a cock and deserves to be dumped.

as for the story ... i think people (ie the editors of celebrity magazines) will get very bored very quickly. i give it two weeks max.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:35 (twenty years ago)

clifford?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:43 (twenty years ago)

Exclusive insight into the man behind Preston's glasses on XFM with ~~aldo_cowpat~~ Dominik Diamond this morning: "I fuckin love tits me, I'm such a tit man! Tits, tits and more tits and maybe sumfin about personality or sumfin! I couldn't look Traci in the eyes, her tits had their own gravity to drag your eyes down! Tits are great but I don't think her's were real."

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:44 (twenty years ago)

*hers

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:45 (twenty years ago)

I have been out of the country. Who is the man behind Preston's glasses?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:46 (twenty years ago)

I wish I had been out of the country.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:47 (twenty years ago)

Um, Preston. Welcome back.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:49 (twenty years ago)

Preston is in the same country as me.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

nuvvieland.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006030252,00.jpg

camille aznar

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

she's a murderer?

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

before the news about (and pictures of) his girlfriend came out, my flatmate and i decided that she was probably opposite of chantelle but then thought no, that would be too perfect a twist for this story. then it turns out that she's a sophisticated french brunette with a degree from cambridge in political science. i think the whole thing is a set-up.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

no i knew she'd be posh, preston being preston.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

From the Mirror:

CHANTELLE V CAM: TALE OF THE TAPE

CHANTELLE HOUGHTON, 22

Nationality: Chav English.

Personal style: Blonde Barbie.

Languages: Essex...but learning English slowly.

Favourite literature: Posh Spice Autobiography.

Education: Learned that cc isn't a cupsize while being a motorbike promotional model...but thinks Dundee is in Wales.

Top tipple: Alcopops.

Most likely to say: "Oh mah gawd." Repeatedly.

CAMILLE AZNAR, 25

Nationality: Chic French.

Personal style: Brunette/tailored French beauty.

Languages: French and English.

Favourite literature: Proust.

Education: Politics degree.

Top tipple: Wine - but only with meals.

Most likely to say: "She's nothing like Paris Hilton. More like a motorway services."

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Camille = pure guesswork / newspaper fantasy.

I'm quite sure she'd say something more original than "She's nothing like Paris Hilton. More like a motorway services."

Only the 'le services motorway' was missing.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Camille: "The Eiffel Tower"
Preston: "Brighton Pavillion"

Camille: "Jean Paul Sartre"
Preston: "Big Knockers"

Camille: "The Most Romantic City in the World"
Preston: "The Big Brother House"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

We'll see.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

For a minute I thought JtN had written that himself.

In a way I am interested in this story, non-story, or whatever it is.

I feel that the geezer, Preston, has lost credibility in a certain way. But he has gained other things, and I don't mean to claim that he had much to lose.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

I've never heard of these people, but if they are some kind of alt-nu Posh and Becks, maybe those people who wear T-shirts that say "I'm so tired of the Beckhams" or whatever will be happy now!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Heat magazine was saying that Paris Hilton was having a bit of a struggle with her new album, she wants it to be like Dido. "It'd be great if she'd write one for me" she sor of said.

Never mind, if it all goes pause up, she could always get a job as a Chantelle lookalike.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 February 2006 08:50 (twenty years ago)

pause for tits?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 2 February 2006 10:09 (twenty years ago)

Or is it paws?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 February 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

BREAKING NEWS: they have announced their engagement.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

What a time to be alive!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Forget Brangelina, Prestelle are the chosen ones.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

lol indie

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

who are king & queen of chavs re: a celeb chav couple ?

Preston & Chantelle
Rooney & Coleen McLoughlin

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

"[Chantelle] said Preston, lead singer with the Ordinary Boys, had given her his mother's wedding ring."

Hang on, isn't he supposed to wait for the ceremony? Kids today.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

turns out i HAVE met preston's brother.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

turns out i HAVE met preston's drummer from back in his oi! / hardcore days.

― acrobat (elwisty), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

RIP

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but they're househunting together (as of last week in Heat mag)

― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

They're hunting down their house becaus they can't remember where they live.

― C J, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 09:07 (eighteen years ago)

CJ, hahah, that's funny .Is she the Posh wannabe who recently dressed up in that Chantel rip-off?

― nathalie, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

No, that's Chanelle.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh they're still together? i'm sure she was dumped a few Hello!s ago.

― ken c, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

wait no i was thinking of danielle

― ken c, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

I saw him chasing a seagull on Brighton beach last week. He seemed in good spirits.

― Uptoeleven, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:20 (eighteen years ago)

chasing dumb birds again.

― ken c, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:23 (eighteen years ago)

I think Chantelle seems quite sweet really. I kind of hate myself for this.

― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

I think she's sweet as well. I saw a lovely interview on telly with them both when they'd just got engaged and she was all excited about making the wedding plans. She meant to say that she thought it would be nice to arrive in the church in a pony and trap, but she couldn't remember that was what it was called - so after mentally groping for the phrase for several seconds, she said that she'd like to arrive in a horse and cart. She wasn't offended in the slightest when everyone in the studio started laughing at her - she found it funny too. That's quite a charming quality to have.

― C J, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

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