My charming lingerie tale.

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once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle in a land far away. her beauty was beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. her step-mother was very jealous of her and one day, poisoned her undergarments with a potion that gave her an unbearable itch that will not go away. "ha ha ha ha ha, only unprotected bumsex with a prince would save you now, but what prince would shag you now they think you've got HERPES??!??!?! mwhahahahahaha" said her evil step-mother as she walked away.

cunningly the princess then stole some underwear from lita from WWE and then put them on a prince whilst drunk. he then caught herpes and thus didn't mind shagging the princess. the spell was broken and her fanny no longer itches but then she caught bum herpes, so the scratching ensued and their fingers constantly smelled of poo no matter how much lynx they spray on their fingers. happily ever after. etc.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

happily ever after

Hardly

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

You're almost right, D.

Anyway, Rabelais would be proud.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

sorry.. herpily ever after

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

ah. if i win £150 million before the end of this week, i will publish you. for real.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

why not just give me the £150 million?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Selfish.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

do you think it's worth £150 million. for real ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

well i was being generous there.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

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