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and they all have soft drinks in hand i.e. the girls' drinks have been spiked

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Ken, that's Miller Lite, it's already alcoholic.


Also: timed photos, you know as well as i.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

but the obvious question is : who's taking the picture...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

"I sure hope this light is catching my good side. Maybe if I start to vogue a little..."

BARMS, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

oups, sorry ken c. couldn't type fast enough as i was giggling hysterically.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Waldo would be looking at the camera if it was a timed shot...

Baaderonixx, born again in Xixax (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

...you fatally underestimate the power of the subconscious mind

john clarkson, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

the girl on the right reminds me of someone but i can't put my finger on it (so to speak).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe the picture shows it the wrong way and the guy's actually very funny/goofy talking a lot and doing silly things that make the girls laugh and he's just striking a pose for the picutre. or not.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe they heard he had a schlong like a fat rattlesnake.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Can we discuss the body language here for a sec?

Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.

Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.

End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

eeew they heard it actually rattling

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

four video game systems, a Hooters t-shirt, AND a beard!


xpost

kingfish, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe there's en amateur porn video somewhere on the web with what happened on this tiny (very tiny) bed in the minutes following...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - only in finland, where they sauna naked together.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"I need to borrow $100 from my brother for some, hehe 'provisions' lol. Can u come over and like pretend to like like him or whatever?"

Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

they could be siblings.

i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

lol@wayne

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

First week in new college when everyone is still being polite to everyone else? Some uncomfortable flat-warming party?

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

this reminds my of that exercise at school when you had to imagine what happens before or after the picture.
(anyway, where did you find that pic ??)

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

that's so what a girl wants !

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

good god tuomas, no, i don't know them

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

what do you think they're listening to ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

and what's the blue box in the front ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

the blue box is MORE MILLER LIGHT

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

DUH

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

that's so what a girl wants !

didn't say that SHE (either of them) wanted it!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

they are listening to "bombtrack"

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

too easy

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

shit, for me, ilx was the gateway to chan.

pplains, Thursday, 11 May 2023 19:24 (eleven months ago) link

Radicalized by challops

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 May 2023 19:36 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

:D

nashwan, Thursday, 22 June 2023 21:13 (nine months ago) link

perfect

sknybrg, Thursday, 22 June 2023 21:30 (nine months ago) link

anyway, heres wonderwall...which i wrote

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, 22 June 2023 21:31 (nine months ago) link

so Noel gonna happen

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 22 June 2023 23:22 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

From this article about women outnumbering men in college (this pic is from Tulane)

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/08/magazine/men-college-enrollment.html

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:01 (seven months ago) link

I immediately focus on the two faces in the background

StanM, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:03 (seven months ago) link

so gonna happen

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:04 (seven months ago) link

so what. buncha pampered rich white kids.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:12 (seven months ago) link

according to Twitter the green bag costs $3000

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:14 (seven months ago) link

Which one is the suicide bomber.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:13 (seven months ago) link

so gonna happen

It's Tulane, of course it's gonna happen.

pplains, Saturday, 9 September 2023 20:56 (seven months ago) link

I can't believe all you guys think it's gonna happen, the guy in the middle has such a perfect expression of "here I am, surrounded by ladies, a ladies' man, who will be my prize tonight" and he's so plainly gonna go home and play PS5 at the end of the night! Or at least that's how it looks to me. Tulane or no Tulane!

The guy in the back with the backwards ballcap, I dunno, maybe has a shot.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:13 (seven months ago) link

BTW one thing I like about this picture is how the woman on the right is basically the same person as the woman on the right in the original picture, except now she's holding a blue phone instead of a blue soda can.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:15 (seven months ago) link

The woman in the original picture could be her mother!

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:32 (seven months ago) link

Guy in the middle is gay imo

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 September 2023 22:48 (seven months ago) link

whoa so what if this is sngh but for the four girls who were like "we were able to scrape up one passably attractive and social dude at tulane so at least one of us will get something going"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 23:04 (seven months ago) link

The woman in the original picture could be her mother!

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, September 9, 2023 5:32 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

so not gonna get your daughter into tulane

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 9 September 2023 23:04 (seven months ago) link

i'm trying to work out where the young lady on the right keeps her phone

Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 September 2023 07:49 (seven months ago) link

In her hands at all times probably

Dude in the middle is looking in the distance (at someone ?), giving him the appearance of being disinterested. But overall seems to be enjoying the company and maybe positioned himself in the middle. I think the girls are just talking to each other though, not competing for guy. I mean, girl on his left could be the gf, who knows.

Nabozo, Monday, 11 September 2023 09:16 (seven months ago) link

things are happening

here 1st (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 01:58 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

had the thought the other day that this clip has extreme so not gonna happen energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlsTbKsl6k

, Friday, 6 October 2023 22:15 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

Is that guy the muscle for that lot? If so, a foiled purse snatching is so not gonna happen.

henry s, Monday, 6 November 2023 20:04 (five months ago) link

Little do you know he is the fifth richest man in the world, and those other people are there as decoys.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 November 2023 20:06 (five months ago) link


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