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oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

too easy

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, an x-post, or was it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

he's a creationist only instead of god it's santorum smeared babies

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

(x-post)

I wanted something special, and Yahoo let me choose.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/VanessaVanity.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

There's so many pictures of Tuomas to work with

HAHAHA XPOST

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

It's almost a timeless photo except for the Family Guy poster.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), Today 11:49 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

i'd say that the poster is an integral part of its timelessness!

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

it's quite huge. i'd say it's a window.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

we should try and find the people on this pic and ask them all these !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Uh no. The window is behind them. It's a dorm room: they don't get two.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude stepped in a puddle on his way in.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmm. My first impression from looking at the picture was that the guy probably wanted to get with one or both of those girls, but there was just no way he was ever going to try to do anything about it. Like, it might not even cross his mind that he has an opportunity right there.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Hooters are basically tits, right? Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters", unless he'd want to look like a total pig?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear Lord.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, this guy (wherever or whoever he is), his ears must be burning (it's his loins that are burning in the photo)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

xxpost http://www.hooters.com/

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

"That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something"

right!

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's a PRedator Ship.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish we could get a better handle on his musical tastes.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish we had that shit they have in movies where they can zoom in and do image analysis and like.... pick out his erection and see stuff reflected on surfaces and what not...

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters"

He heard something about owls being cool at the moment, but he couldn't find a O RLY t-shirt?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

You say that, but I think you don't mean it.
xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish we could get a better handle on his musical tastes.

Ask Ned Raggett, he might know

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know whether I should begin to explain the place of restaurants like Hooters in American culture, coupled with the ascendancy of raunch-dominated "girl power" -- or whether I should just give up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Look at his posture! He seems so sad and powerless. He's a goon, but I can't imagine this guy being very aggressive.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish we had that shit they have in movies where they can zoom in and do image analysis and like.... pick out his erection and see stuff reflected on surfaces and what not...

CSI: ILX

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hey Kevin, why don't you take your cousins upstairs, maybe you guys can play Nintendo or something? And I got you some beers too!"

"Yeah mom, whatever"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

jaymc, do you really feel you have a comprehensive understanding of girl power/the place of Hooters in american culture?? xposts

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, hes definitely not aggressive. he is just waiting and hoping.

Ask Ned Raggett, he might know

Some psychic depths are best left unplumbed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

There's a restaurant called "Hooters" in the US? Christ! Has anyone complained about it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think this is a dorm room. Note the window unit and non-dorm room style furniture. Def. think this dude lives with his mom.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Certainly not comprehensive, Ian, but more than a Finn.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

No. Never.

xpost

You guys realize Tuomas is jerking your chains, right?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh good point, Sam. Yeah, that dresser is def. not dorm room material.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, people have complained about Hooters.

Hooters has their own airline, believe or not. You can go on a flight somewhere and the flight attendents are Hooters girls and they serve Hooters food.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah Ally, I forget every once in a while, but I do maintain that Tuomas left ILX a few months ago and that "lixnixn" is a parody-Tuomas.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hey Kevin, why don't you take your cousins upstairs, maybe you guys can play Nintendo or something? And I got you some beers too!"
"Yeah mom, whatever"

-- Markelby (boyincorduroy@y

Barry otm!

(xxxpost also ally otm - "yhbt yhl hand" etc)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

But unfortunately, the Hooters girls won't use the bathroom with the door open.

Sam's right, by the way. The curtain above the window definitely makes it not a dorm room.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

What makes a "Hooters girl"? Do they have to have big tits or something?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

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