"I’m sorry, but Lost Boys is the only expert movie on vampires"

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Found this statement buried in a blog comments page and marvelled at it. Anyway, we've made our Corey and Corey jokes (and thread), there's the looped clip of the oiled-up sax dude, but there's been no talk about the film itself, which might be Joel Schumacher's only watchable effort. But do you agree?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Phone Booth is watchable. Not very good, but watchable.

chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (chap), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The only expert movie on vampires is Fright Night. There, I said it.

phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

this is my favorite movie, pretty much.

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, but My Best Friend is a Vampire is the only expert movie on vampires.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

It's the nearest boy equivalent of Buffy.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, no it isn't.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

but they put garlic in the bathtub. and put holy water in SQUIRT GUNS! and j. patrick FLOATS OUTSIDE COREY HAIM'S WINDOW. AND COREY HAIM HAS ON A BORN TO SHOP SHIRT AND A POSTER OF A SHIRTLESS ROB LOWE ON HIS CLOSET DOOR! I don't know. I always get really excited when I watch this movie. Maybe it's because I first watched it at age SEVEN, and it seemed REALLY BADASS at the time.

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Lost Boys vs. Monster Squad

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

LOST BOYS!! I watched Monster Squad recently and it was disappointing. Except for the part where Van Helsing gives a thumbs up from within the time warp or whatever.

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I've fallen asleep every time I've tried to watch this movie (which has been at least a dozen).

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

It's vampYre.

Lil' Eno (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

WOLFMAN HAS NARDS! was possibly the most repeated line of any movie in my Fifth Grade Classroom.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_l/little_vampire.jpg

phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

WOLFMAN HAS NARDS! was possibly the most repeated line of any movie in my Fifth Grade Classroom.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), February 10th, 2006.

otm

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i like it when frankenstein sacrifices himself to LIMBO. also, the guy who I thought was dreamy who ended up looking like K.D LANG.

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

'Are you freebasing? Enquiring minds want to know.'

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.foxfullerton.org/images/Lugosi-and-Costello.jpg

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006CXGP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

In all honesty you gotta rofl at the comment but Lost Boy is extremely entertaining. I absolutely love it but would never take it seriously.

Ned, what's the blog btw?

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

The quite entertaining Balloon Juice.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Despite having worked in, and lived in or near, Santa Cruz for the past 10 years, I've never seen The Lost Boys. Maybe I will rent it soon ???

Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Friday, 10 February 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Flatliners

Lil' Eno (nordicskilla), Saturday, 11 February 2006 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, this movie is pretty much one of the greatest things of all time.

ALAN FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 11 February 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

YEAH!

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Saturday, 11 February 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

DEATH BY STEREO!

ALAN FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 11 February 2006 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i just watched this for the first time. i like that it ends on a cheesy joke, as if the whole movie was a setup for the punch line.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:46 (sixteen years ago) link

also:

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i think i prefer monster squad, which comes out on DVD today supposedly

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't remember the film's ending, but I sadly know how the Coreys end up.

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

Forgot My Pencil, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 11:56 (sixteen years ago) link

'Are you freebasing? Enquiring minds want to know.'

-- sunny successor (katharine), Friday, February 10, 2006 8:33 PM (1 year ago)

omg "enquiring minds want to know" has been an integral part of my lexicon since 1988 because of that line!

this is a great fucking film on many levels. what's happening with the mooted all-girl sequel?

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Corey Feldman can't find the right person to do his Brazilian wax.

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:20 (sixteen years ago) link

omg "enquiring minds want to know" has been an integral part of my lexicon since 1988 because of that line!

same here. In fact, I'm pretty sure I used it in conversation last week, though I had forgotten from whence it came. Which in itself is shocking, because once upon a time I was able to recite most of the film's script from heart. Ahh classic moofie. Thanks for the memories Ned & Latebloomer.

Forgot My Pencil, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:26 (sixteen years ago) link

you know while watching this i noticed an abundance of 60's/hippie-era references in this movie. also i find it striking that the film is
ultimately about resistance to peer pressure (vampirism=drugs, obviously).

is it possible this film is an oblique conservative commentary on the decades-long fallout from the permissive 60's counterculture and its supposed negative effects on reagan-era youth?

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:39 (sixteen years ago) link

after all, it is wily old Grandpa, the seemingly crazy member of the Greatest generation, who saves the day in the end. are the filmmakers trying to tell us something?

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I love how two of the biggest things that this film was trying to set up -- Jason Patric as a star and Charlie Sexton as a music star -- never got much more famous than this. (Patric's had one erratic career...)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link

he was briefly mentioned for Dr. Manhattan in the upcoming watchmen flick but it's now gone to Billy Crudup, apparently.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

no, Jason Patric was actually the center of a couple films for adults.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Never knew you were a Speed 2 fan.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

After Dark My Sweet, Geronimo, Your Friends & Neighbors

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, but *this* is the only expert movie on vampires:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Vampire

Martin Van Burne, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

omg "enquiring minds want to know" has been an integral part of my lexicon since 1988 because of that line!

That's where I got that line from? Shit, didn't even realize!

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

patric does a damn good narc

saw him in "sleepers" with no idea of the plot - i almost refused to watch movies ever again

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

nathalie that line is from a decades-long advertising campaign from the National Enquirer!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost on National Enq, yeah

This looked so gay when it was released I didn't want to see it for fear of looking like a chickenhawk. I shd get around to it sometime.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

(a 20something chickenhawk)

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh okay. Shit, I didn't need to know that. ;-)

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

r u hstencil?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif

boy oh boy, time has not been kind to this film ... not that it was ever anything more than a good hoot, but eesh it's kind of embarrassing to admit that i liked this so much when i was a teenager.

Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

WTF at oiled-up sax dude

The script is just utterly humdrum. Teen eye candy aside, principally Patric and Billy Wirth, the only performers who bring any humor to it are Haim and Barnard Hughes.

I was so so disappointed how badly it'd aged

YOU aged, Trayce, very well I'm sure.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

Patric's earring is soooooo gross.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe not as gross as Echo's Doors cover.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

Lolll Morbs :) I should watch this again. And Suburbia.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

Patric's earring is soooooo gross.

I agree, but at the time I thought it was really hot. This explains a lot of my boy problems back then.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

are there other dull teen movies Barnard Hughes almost rescued, besides this and Tron?

I'm sure the Rob Lowe poster was just Schumacher's shout-out for any 'services rendered' on the set of St Elmo's Fire.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Does Lost Boys work better as an 80s horror-comedy or an 80s teen movie?

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

I would say it's more of a teen movie, I am very easily frightened by horror movies but I can't think of a moment that was truly scary.

I probably watched this 20 times on cable when it first came out, I wonder how badly it has aged.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno, let's check in with the Alarm here:

http://www.icklebabe.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lost-boys1.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

kinda looks like they based the look of their gang on a mutual love of Winger

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

At least movie gave the world this:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/1281016897_0840109a.gif?w=400&h=187

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

I always wondered why Shawn Michaels thought that look was good enough to adopt for his singles career

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

always surprised when this pops up in that Tim Roth 'pot' story monologue in Reservoir Dogs.

― piscesx, Tuesday, January 18, 2011 10:44 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I never noticed this!

how's life, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link

He has the wrong year. He's talking about the great marijuana drought of 86, but Lost Boys came out in summer of 87.

how's life, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

it was a really long drought

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link

that discrepancy should have been how they found out he was a cop

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...
one year passes...

boy oh boy, time has not been kind to this film ... not that it was ever anything more than a good hoot, but eesh it's kind of embarrassing to admit that i liked this so much when i was a teenager.

― Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:57 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wrong btw

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 April 2016 00:06 (eight years ago) link

Watched this with friends last weekend. Fun on so many levels, and it looks gorgeous.

Millsner, Saturday, 23 April 2016 03:54 (eight years ago) link

I'm sorry that back in 2011 I tried to force a conversation about Lost Boys 3 that nobody was ready to have.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 23 April 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

xp it looks incredible

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 April 2016 07:35 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

I retract my apology from 2016, Lost Boys 3 is elegiac and wonderful.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 15 August 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

i saw this for the first time a few months ago. the original, not lost boys 3. it’s incredible

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link

I watched the original a couple of times around when it came out. Mostly I remember it being very sweaty.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link

I could never understand Jaime Gertz's career.

Yerac, Thursday, 15 August 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

interestingly, her and Jason Patric were in Solarbabies together, which is one of two post-apocalyptic roller-skating movies of the era... the other being Prayer of the Rollerboys, starring Corey Haim!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link

Oiled-up saxophone dude is apparently a touring artist. I kind of regret not going to see a show he played locally.

untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 16 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

In the Lost Boys commentary Schumacher says at the time the movie was made, he was touring with Tina Turner!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 16 August 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

The last episode of Reservation Dogs s2 has a very poignant cameo ^^^

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link

I saw this movie probably a dozen times on cable back in the late 80s-early 90s, and from that time until today I had forgotten about oiled-up saxophone dude.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link

Two of my childhood friends got him to record a Cameo video for their anniversary.

It was rambling and weird but I am sure it was worth every penny.

Does he hold a sax? He does. Does he wear a chain? He does. Does he wear a shirt? No, he does not.

Epic.

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:31 (one year ago) link

https://www.cameo.com/dolcevito

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:33 (one year ago) link

But was he oiled up?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link

somebody in the terrible ideas thread had this brilliant idea for a robot lost boys adaptation or something? where like there are sentient androids trying to destroy humanity, but the vampires need humanity for snacks, so it was this secret war of our oldest predator vs. our newest existential threat and it sounded great, honestly

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link

cyberpunk remake of The Lost Boys titled The Lost Bots.

― peace, man, Wednesday, August 24, 2022 1:58 PM

apparently i made up 95% of my previous post

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link

I think we need to take a moment to recognize the greatness of the title of this thread.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link

it is indisputable for sure. the film is the perfect distillation of all previous vampire media and the wellspring of all subsequent vampire media. the great vampire media nexus.

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link

i mean i don’t think i’ve ever watched it all the way thru but from the parts i remember seeing on tv ~25 years ago, i assume that’s what it is

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:54 (one year ago) link

i am still sometimes reluctant to dig into fried rice

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link

It is certainly the distillation of young male actors of the 80s.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link

a most delicious distillation

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link

i’m assuming

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

Pretty safe assumption.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link

I hear this thread title in Gregg Turkington’s voice.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 21 October 2022 00:33 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

On BBC1 right now.

I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 September 2023 22:55 (seven months ago) link

Maybe I have said this but some friends of mine got a Cameo video from the oily sax player as an anniversary present to themselves

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 10:45 (seven months ago) link

Oh, upon scrolling I see that I in fact did say this. Sorry, carry on

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 10:46 (seven months ago) link

Off-topic: For my last birthday, my wife paid Lisa Loeb to sing "Happy Birthday" to me while wearing chunky glasses. It is pretty much my best memory of an utterly horrible year.

This world has many problems but Cameo seems like a bright spot in the darkness.

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 10:52 (seven months ago) link

does anyone know any other expert movies?

ufo, Sunday, 24 September 2023 11:29 (seven months ago) link

My Cousin Vinny is the expert movie on lawyers.

AlanSmithee, Sunday, 24 September 2023 17:06 (seven months ago) link


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